MY NEW NEW APARTMENT FAILED INSPECTION POST NUMBER 7

[GilloD]

Seriously what the fucking fuck asshole fuck. I cant catch a fucking break areyou for real? fuck!

We can;t move in for a MONTH WHAT THE FUCK

And that asshole broker won't give our deposit back on the other place god dammit asshole.

[Crushed]

(sees "MY NEW NEW APARTMENT")

Congratula-

(reads rest of title)


...Christ, dude, life is just screwing you over lately. Hope things get better soon.

[GilloD]

(sees "MY NEW NEW APARTMENT")

Congratula-

(reads rest of title)


...Christ, dude, life is just screwing you over lately. Hope things get better soon.

I feel like Moses. "Hey look we're out to the des-. Oh wait. MORE DESERT", but then at the end, God, maybe. Seriously, it's just been like one catastrophic shit storm after another. It's unbelivable. I'm not a man of faith, but events like these feel orchestrated.

[muckhole]

Sucks dude. Are you guys already out of your old place? I can't remember.

[Robo]

You know this wouldn't have happened if you had not made that other thread.

[TVC15]

Failed inspection?  What, did they find bodies in the floor?

[Crushed]

I feel like Moses. "Hey look we're out to the des-. Oh wait. MORE DESERT", but then at the end, God, maybe. Seriously, it's just been like one catastrophic shit storm after another. It's unbelivable. I'm not a man of faith, but events like these feel orchestrated.

I hope you don't read how Moses' life ended.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

He died and was buried right outside the Promised Land, without ever being allowed to enter it.

[close]

[GilloD]

Failed inspection?  What, did they find bodies in the floor?

The closet doors open a  different way than specified in the plans. Our land lady was incredibly nice and apologetic. but it's just like. Fucking cut me a break

[xnikki118x]

Failed inspection?  What, did they find bodies in the floor?

The closet doors open a  different way than specified in the plans. Our land lady was incredibly nice and apologetic. but it's just like. Fucking cut me a break

That's it? Closet doors still open, but in a "different way than specified"? WTF man?

[GilloD]

Failed inspection?  What, did they find bodies in the floor?

The closet doors open a  different way than specified in the plans. Our land lady was incredibly nice and apologetic. but it's just like. Fucking cut me a break

That's it? Closet doors still open, but in a "different way than specified"? WTF man?

They're being super anal about shit like that lately, my bro-in-law is in the business. It's all fire code shit.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

do you live in Soviet Russia circa 1985

[GilloD]

do you live in Soviet Russia circa 1985

I LIVE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE ALL MUSIC IS WII MUSIC.

[TVC15]

One of my best friends lives in Chelsea or thereabouts.  He's incredibly impressionable and easy to manipulate.  Get him to start sleeping with you.  He is a marketing hobo for NBC, so you might need to ply his legs open with some sweet blow.

[laesperanzapaz]

  sorry dude

so the first house's owner wont give back deposit?  if you dont sign contract, i thought you could?

i'm going to a similar expereince right now:  we signeed a contract but later found the house was not legally under ownership of prevoiius owner.  the inspection failed, the owner wont give the huge deposit back, i am taking this to court

i hate this planet

[Phoenix Dark]

That happened to my college house. The previous owner didn't have any banisters, and he sealed all the windows with some styrofoam shit. Windows have to be accessible and able to open just in case of a fire, and for whatever reason every hall with stairs needs a banister. Oh yea, and we needed to install fire alarms

We failed inspection twice iirc.

[TVC15]

Hey GilloD, remember when I mocked you for your 30 days of happiness thing?  GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT?!  HUAHUAHUAH!

[FlameOfCallandor]

Failed inspection?  What, did they find bodies in the floor?

The closet doors open a  different way than specified in the plans. Our land lady was incredibly nice and apologetic. but it's just like. Fucking cut me a break

do you live in Soviet Russia circa 1985

Nah, in soviet russia they would have called the closet an extra room and make you live with a  complete stranger.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Wait, why do you have to have your apartment inspected before you move in?

[GilloD]

Wait, why do you have to have your apartment inspected before you move in?

New construction.

And TVC, you were right. I've barely been him before 11 for the last two weeks. Uggghghg