Author Topic: holy shit 1up is shameless (Read 5114 times)

drohne · « **on:** July 16, 2008, 07:50:02 PM »

i thought i'd post this since tigerriot's sfag conspiracy thread went over so well

but read james mielke's shane kim interview: http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3168783

enjoy vigorous displays of team spirit like

Quote from: mielke

Which gets you more excited: Taking a piece of Sony's cake, or showing people that you're still in it to win it?

OPTIONAL CHALLENGE: try to read this interview without involuntarily picturing executive-journalist high fives and celebratory fist-pumps!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:52:16 PM »

Mielke is just trying to land a MS job but they only hire asians for rice burner car games and PR mouthpieces for Japan.

drohne · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:53:24 PM »

"In this seminal collection of interviews, James Mielke explores the tenebrous borderland between the interview and the athletic pep-talk." -- The New Republic

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:55:09 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 16, 2008, 05:46:45 PM

gamefaqs-level threads

political bullshit creeping into the gaming forum

oa-level hostility

what the fuck is happening to my eb

end this, admins

this forum needs a holocaust

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:55:53 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 16, 2008, 07:55:09 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 16, 2008, 05:46:45 PM
gamefaqs-level threads

political bullshit creeping into the gaming forum

oa-level hostility

what the fuck is happening to my eb

end this, admins

this forum needs a holocaust

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:57:36 PM »

~~Why is there a Psychonauts pic in there?~~ nevermind

And why does it say E2 2008? lol

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:57:44 PM »

Cancer killing EB, etc.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:59:09 PM »

the header says it's for E2

EDIT: demi beat me

MCD · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:59:46 PM »

i think Mielke once said that square is throwing lesser rpgs at MS and not their biggest titles like FF/DQ.

so you can see how happy and xfaggy he is now lol.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:59:59 PM »

the conflict this stirs

what do i ostensibly dislike more: sfag paranoia, or mielke's wholly unobservant industry inanity

i think i side with the sfags this time

Crushed · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:01:06 PM »

"Microsoft, your brands seem to have the momentum of runaway trains. Why are you so popular?"

cool breeze · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:01:15 PM »

Video game journalism.

No, but seriously, that was a bad interview. I remember the days when Shoe would call Peter Moore a smarmy cock to this face.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:01:21 PM »

He must have been devastated when Itagaki left Tecmo. His X-cigarillo-O meter needed this boost

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:02:14 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on July 16, 2008, 07:53:13 PM

what i do find interesting is the change in attitude amongst games reviewers/journos.

MS have -definitely- done a job on them. Prior to X360 launching, MS were still seen as somewhat laughable, does seem amazing that they've managed to turn some of those opinions around.

really? I mean, 1up/egm's always seems ms biased to me

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:04:03 PM »

i'm gaffing it

drohne · « **Reply #15 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:04:52 PM »

that quote i pulled is GOLD. i'll put it up against anything admiralviscen has ever posted. here or gaf

edit: actually you can have mojovonio's post history too. maybe i'm getting overconfident here, BUT THAT INTERVIEW HAS ME SO PUMPED

gaf this? i obviously got this from gaf. do you imagine me reading 1up

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:05:17 PM »

it's okay, dave halverson still thinks the ps3 is some sort of wacky jappy wunderkind supercomputer

cool breeze · « **Reply #17 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:05:21 PM »

Actually, 1up/EGM gets tilted back and forth between Sfag and Xfag. It it easier to point out the members and not the site as a whole:

Mielke = Xfag
Shane = Sfag
Garnett = Sfag when sober, Xfag when drunk.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:05:33 PM »

tjhooker :suicide

:kerry

:hippo

:fiesta

this board is riding a turd boat down the rapids of dookie river

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:06:23 PM »

A new era in Evilbore gaming. Console cigarillo Wars!

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:07:40 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12011272#post12011272

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:07:44 PM »

Quote from: drohne on July 16, 2008, 07:53:24 PM

"In this seminal collection of interviews, James Mielke explores the tenebrous borderland between the interview and the athletic pep-talk." -- The New Republic

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #22 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:07:51 PM »

games giornalizm

sooo laffable

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #23 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:08:51 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 16, 2008, 08:07:40 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12011272#post12011272

UDDER PHAILLLLLLLL

himuro

stay lepered, plz

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:08:57 PM »

it's old ;_;

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:09:25 PM »

You got owned in GAF Himu, thats an old thread. You let your thirst for exposing Xfaggotry cloud your judgment. HIMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:11:12 PM »

haha who cares

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #27 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:11:43 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 16, 2008, 08:05:17 PM

it's okay, dave halverson still thinks the ps3 is some sort of wacky jappy wunderkind supercomputer

Well, personally I'm surprised that Halverson knows how to tie his own damn shoes, so there you go!

y2kev · « **Reply #28 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:12:21 PM »

it was mattrick's boyish smile

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #29 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:12:39 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #30 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:13:47 PM »

i'm sure he has greg orlando put sa sticker representing an individual breast from the animu witchblade character on each sneaker every morning so he has incentive to observe some daily ritual that isn't masturbation or a lapse of senile nostalgia

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #31 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:15:58 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on July 16, 2008, 08:13:12 PM

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on July 16, 2008, 08:12:39 PM
Huh?

We're the best xbots he can think of.

How could that be

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #32 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:17:24 PM »

While drohne is still pretty awesome, I liked him better before he felt obligated to pretend that MGS4 was a game worth playing.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:19:47 PM »

eh, at least he can defend his tastes, and nobody's obligated to join the xfag cult, although it's really the only sensible option

besides, it's creepy to talk about him in the third person in, y'know, his own thread, but YOU STARTED IT

Brehvolution · « **Reply #34 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:20:44 PM »

There is no conspiracies.

There is no industry coercion.

1up is not biased

PA is not biased.

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drohne · « **Reply #35 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:21:44 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on July 16, 2008, 08:13:12 PM

We're the best xbots he can think of.

mmmmm either that or i'm cherry-picking. one or the other. i mean, i thought of putting my mielke pullquote against eel o'brian's posting history, but i was like: someone with such an interesting username must have posted interesting things at some point even if i can only really recall him getting overwrought when fat people are mocked

eel o'brian. eel o'brian. eel o'brian. i don't know what it means, but I LIKE IT

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #36 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:24:39 PM »

i would engage in argument with you, but i fear that in the midst of our conversation you might decide to skip off to the next patchouli-clouded hippy drugapalooza to have another mushroom-fueled life epiphany

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demi · « **Reply #37 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:25:31 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 16, 2008, 08:05:33 PM

tjhooker :suicide

:kerry

:hippo

:fiesta

this board is riding a turd boat down the rapids of dookie river

Dude you're overreacting again... E3 will pass and everyone will move on back to playing Too Human and realising how horribly wrong they were

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:25:32 PM »

Man I'm fucking horny

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #39 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:27:59 PM »

demi, i'm probably just fucking around, it's hard to tell

drohne · « **Reply #40 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:28:13 PM »

i'm pretty sure the only cancer that could really kill eb is a generally positive attitude towards too human. demi and maf get a pass, because they have an established record of totally arbitrary taste in games, but if the rest of you like it i'm going to the park. to do mushrooms. and dance with mojovonio

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #41 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:28:22 PM »

I must be too deeply entrenched in the Xfag way of life because I didn't think the interview was bad at all.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #42 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:30:38 PM »

i didn't even bother downloading the too human demo, no real interest in that type of game

sometimes i argue for stuff like that just because it's fun

tiesto · « **Reply #43 on:** July 16, 2008, 09:52:36 PM »

Quote

Speaking of the customizable avatars. Currently they're all designed by Rare, but -- and I don't know if you've ever heard this opinion -- but there's a large legion of gamers out there who really think Rare is the bottom of the barrel in terms of character design. Detractors might suggest that the options you'll receive in XBL to customize your avatar with will be A) one set of eyes, B) infinite vegetables. Will all of your avatars be designed by Rare, exclusively, or will you open it up to other publishers, or first-party developers?

Come on, you have to admit at least that this question was pretty funny.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #44 on:** July 16, 2008, 11:15:46 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 16, 2008, 08:31:46 PM

Quote from: drohne on July 16, 2008, 08:28:13 PM
i'm pretty sure the only cancer that could really kill eb is a generally positive attitude towards too human. demi and maf get a pass, because they have an established record of totally arbitrary taste in games, but if the rest of you like it i'm going to the park. to do mushrooms. and dance with mojovonio

see also: fandom, Rare

But but but where else can force brightly colored animals to mate with their offspring and enforce an idyllic rule at the swinging end of a shovel!

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Rare sucks

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