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Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« on: July 17, 2008, 11:06:52 PM »
Genius business or not, marketing or not, GAMING or not- I hadn't seen that Wii music demo until now. It was an attack on all thinking persons the world over.

I am sorry.
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 11:08:51 PM »
I'm selling my Wii.

Dead Rising Wii and Wario Land are not compelling enough to keep this useless white iBrick in my place.
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 11:09:27 PM »
we are rich as fuck

here's a bunch of shit you don't care about
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 11:13:07 PM »
Honestly, who cares.

I presume you have another console or a PC in which case the Wii will serve the same role most Nintendo consoles do - an occasional distraction when something neat comes out.

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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2008, 11:13:50 PM »
you are forgiven xfag.

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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2008, 11:17:59 PM »
I forgive you, and I will tell Jesus to quit cursing your apartment hunting efforts.
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2008, 11:18:13 PM »
Microsoft had their own flailing game unveiled at E3, I don't see what the big deal is.
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2008, 11:19:12 PM »
 :bow Nintendo :bow2

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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2008, 11:21:15 PM »
get this out of the gaming forum
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2008, 11:29:37 PM »
Sell your Wii now.  You should still be able to get near retail price with the shortages.  Just put up an ebay auction tonight, it'll take less than 5 minutes.

I haven't given Nintendo a dollar since SNES and probably never will again.  I'm against everything they bring to the table.
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2008, 06:53:42 AM »
I never bought a Wii. I was never dazzled enough. I M HARDCORE.
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2008, 07:32:36 AM »
I am strongly considering selling my Wii and getting a PS3 or saving for a PC rig.
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« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2008, 07:48:34 AM »
I would love to sell my Wii, but I'm too attached to Mario Galaxy, and about 10 of the Nintendo classics that I've bought on the virtual console.  I love not having a NES, SNES, and N64 sitting around my house.  I've got them all on this compact little machine.  So I guess those are my only reasons for ever keeping the thing around at this point.

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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2008, 08:14:08 AM »
I am strongly considering selling my Wii and getting a PS3 or saving for a PC rig.
Do the latter.  PC gaming is on fire
I would love to sell my Wii, but I'm too attached to Mario Galaxy, and about 10 of the Nintendo classics that I've bought on the virtual console.  I love not having a NES, SNES, and N64 sitting around my house.  I've got them all on this compact little machine.  So I guess those are my only reasons for ever keeping the thing around at this point.
They're ROMs... just google them and play on your PC. 
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« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2008, 08:18:03 AM »
I would love to sell my Wii, but I'm too attached to Mario Galaxy, and about 10 of the Nintendo classics that I've bought on the virtual console.  I love not having a NES, SNES, and N64 sitting around my house.  I've got them all on this compact little machine.  So I guess those are my only reasons for ever keeping the thing around at this point.

I've got all that on my laptop lolz
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« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2008, 08:19:49 AM »
When GAF rejects hate something, you know it's awesome.

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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2008, 08:33:16 AM »
When GAF rejects hate something, you know it's awesome.

<3 Nintendo <3

You could leave, you fucking shitburger.  I'm pretty sure none of us would throw water on you if you were on fire; speaking for myself, I would probably get some smore makings.
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2008, 09:38:11 AM »
When GAF rejects hate something, you know it's awesome.

<3 Nintendo <3

We're not GAF rejects; we're GAF rejecters.

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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2008, 11:05:04 AM »
Nintendo is dead to me since 2002.

I don't know what to do with the Wii after I've finished Fatal Frame 4...

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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2008, 11:10:22 AM »
Oh no, Nintendo is releasing a game I don't care about! I'd better sell my Wii right away so that, through some magic, it doesn't mysteriously insert itself into my Wii and force me to play it and only it for the rest of my days!!
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2008, 11:13:07 AM »
When GAF rejects hate something, you know it's awesome.

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« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2008, 11:21:16 AM »
Ooohhhh, touchy.
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« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2008, 11:21:33 AM »
When GAF rejects hate something, you know it's awesome.

<3 Nintendo <3

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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2008, 01:15:31 PM »
i've contemplated giving the wii to my dad (lover of wii sports golf) for a long time now.  but then there's 1 title i look forward to trying and usually end up being disappointed by.  the cycle will probably never end.
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« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2008, 01:18:02 PM »
Nothing wrong with making a clean break.

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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2008, 01:51:55 PM »
WiiSports Resort looks hot though

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« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2008, 02:19:02 PM »
Clean break, duckman.

Clean break.

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« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2008, 02:22:41 PM »
Hey man, this system will never leave this household. That became obvious the moment the wife was enjoying WiiSports with her folks. The annoying thing is that I walked into the store that day to buy a 360, and came out with a Wii. Never shop for video game stuff with women. :(

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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2008, 02:23:33 PM »
If i get rid of my Wii, it will be that much harder to find one - which can be a blessing or a curse depending on your standpoint
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« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2008, 02:25:44 PM »
Hey man, this system will never leave this household. That became obvious the moment the wife was enjoying WiiSports with her folks. The annoying thing is that I walked into the store that day to buy a 360, and came out with a Wii. Never shop for video game stuff with women. :(

Indeed. You're pretty much screwed.


If i get rid of my Wii, it will be that much harder to find one - which can be a blessing or a curse depending on your standpoint

But why would you need to find one?

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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2008, 02:39:00 PM »
Nintendo is awesome if you buy their consoles 4-5 years after launch. Plenty of shit to play, cheap prices, plenty of reviews to determine the wheat or the chaffe.

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« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2008, 02:41:33 PM »

If i get rid of my Wii, it will be that much harder to find one - which can be a blessing or a curse depending on your standpoint

But why would you need to find one?

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« Reply #32 on: July 18, 2008, 02:46:33 PM »
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Oh no, Nintendo is releasing a game I don't care about! I'd better sell my Wii right away so that, through some magic, it doesn't mysteriously insert itself into my Wii and force me to play it and only it for the rest of my days!!

Not entirely.  Nintendo has essentially blown its load for their major titles.  It is unlikely that Mario Galaxy 2 will come out for the Wii.  There will probably be another Zelda, maybe Metroid Prime 4.  At any rate, the reason why I wanted to sell it off is that I've essentially played everything that I wanted to play on it.  The only two titles on the horizon I'd care about is Dead Rising, Mario Baseball 2, and Wario Land.  Word is that the latter is very short too.

The Wii's cost to benefit ratio is reaching near zero.

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« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2008, 03:00:23 PM »
The best part of you dribbled down your mom's leg.

:rofl
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2008, 03:02:13 PM »
The best part of you dribbled down your mom's leg.
That makes absolutely no scientific sense whatsoever.
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2008, 05:41:50 PM »
Nintendo is dead to me since 2002.

I don't know what to do with the Wii after I've finished Fatal Frame 4...

Yeah, Fatal Frame 4 is the only game I'm getting for the rest of the year as far as I know (I think it'll be awesome :hyper).

It's pretty poor, but again, I would have thought people who own Nintendo consoles since the N64 would be used to this by now.  It will probably change one day as everything in this industry does, but this gen is looking like business as usual.  At least the console was cheap (relatively).

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« Reply #36 on: July 18, 2008, 05:50:28 PM »
Nintendo is awesome if you buy their consoles 4-5 years after launch. Plenty of shit to play, cheap prices, plenty of reviews to determine the wheat or the chaffe.

I would agree.  I've never viewed the Wii as a primary console, so I guess that why I'm not too disappointed.  Since N64 days I have abandoned any illusions of quality and consistent third support on Nintendo consoles, but that's not say I have not enjoyed their offerings.

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« Reply #37 on: July 18, 2008, 06:00:41 PM »
Does it matter if the Wii gets good third party games? Then people would just bitch about how their favorite third party games are being ruined by waggle and last gen. hardware.

Gamecube aside, Nintendo software has been generally great enough that imo it would be worth getting that particular console. Everything else I would want, I'd be getting on the other platforms anyway, since I would generally own most of the consoles each gen. Considering the vast gap of difference in tech between the Wii and the PS360, there's even MORE of a reason that it's probably for the best that those good third party games don't come on the Wii.

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« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2008, 06:01:16 PM »
I'm so embarrassed to own a wii now

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« Reply #39 on: July 18, 2008, 06:06:49 PM »
I'm so embarrassed to own a wii now

I just hide my Wii behind my 360! :punch
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« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2008, 06:24:05 PM »
WiiSports Resort looks hot though

I do all my sword fighting at the beach.
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #41 on: July 18, 2008, 06:28:31 PM »
Hey guys, I just bought No More Heroes. Did I do a good jon?
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« Reply #42 on: July 18, 2008, 06:45:25 PM »
Hey guys, I just bought No More Heroes. Did I do a good jon?
Yes.

I do all my sword fighting at the beach.

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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #43 on: July 18, 2008, 06:56:24 PM »
I am strongly considering selling my Wii and getting a PS3 or saving for a PC rig.
Do the latter.  PC gaming is on fire
I would love to sell my Wii, but I'm too attached to Mario Galaxy, and about 10 of the Nintendo classics that I've bought on the virtual console.  I love not having a NES, SNES, and N64 sitting around my house.  I've got them all on this compact little machine.  So I guess those are my only reasons for ever keeping the thing around at this point.
They're ROMs... just google them and play on your PC. 

1) Don't own a PC.  Only have a Mac.

2) I want to play them on my nice tv.  They look very nice through the virtual console at 480p.

3) I don't feel like messing with emulation bullshit.  Does this version work better than that version?  Oh, this one has weird graphic glitches.  I guess I'll download this other version.  Oh, that one has other bugs.  etc.etc.

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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #44 on: July 18, 2008, 07:07:41 PM »
Hey guys, I just bought No More Heroes. Did I do a good jon?

nope, it's a cute idea but a bad game
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« Reply #45 on: July 18, 2008, 09:00:40 PM »


The best part of you dribbled down your mom's leg.
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« Reply #46 on: July 18, 2008, 09:03:59 PM »
Sell it and don't look back.  Take the profit you make off the system and enjoy some real gaming on PS3, 360, and PC.  Let the Nintendo fanboys snicker in the corner talking about sales charts when they are dieing on the inside seeing Nintendos triumphant comeback involved with shit they really couldn't care less about.  But put on a brave face soldiers! 

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« Reply #47 on: July 18, 2008, 09:22:33 PM »
Emulation these days has never been easier.  I remember when Ultra HLE, the first N64 emulator worth a damn came out (1998 I think).  You had to deal with so much bullshit that it would take nearly an hour (provided you knew exactly what you were doing; if not, it was much longer) to get it set up to play Super Mario 64 at 15 fps.

Now even the most cutting edge emulators are very simple.  It basically does all but hold your dick when you piss.  All you do is load it up, determine the control setting, and you're there.

Sell it and don't look back.  Take the profit you make off the system and enjoy some real gaming on PS3, 360, and PC.  Let the Nintendo fanboys snicker in the corner talking about sales charts when they are dieing on the inside seeing Nintendos triumphant comeback involved with shit they really couldn't care less about.  But put on a brave face soldiers! 

The only way I would like Nintendo's sales is if I owned considerable amounts of their stock and bought it before 2004.  I'm not talking the GAF investor amount of 100 shares or less, I mean $100,000+ worth.

For regular gamers?  Who gives a fuck about sales except to see the butthurt behavior of the fanboys of other systems, which means fuck all in the greater scheme of things.
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« Reply #48 on: July 18, 2008, 10:22:34 PM »
Sell it and don't look back.  Take the profit you make off the system and enjoy some real gaming on PS3, 360, and PC.  Let the Nintendo fanboys snicker in the corner talking about sales charts when they are dieing on the inside seeing Nintendos triumphant comeback involved with shit they really couldn't care less about.  But put on a brave face soldiers! 

There's more in the way of good games on Wii than PS3 at this point, though...
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« Reply #49 on: July 18, 2008, 11:44:32 PM »
wait is FF4 coming to america this year?
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2008, 12:02:17 AM »
hahahaha the wii sucks so much it's almost as if someone was >TRYING< to make it garbage.
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #51 on: July 19, 2008, 01:20:27 AM »
wait is FF4 coming to america this year?

I don't think it has a solid release date yet, but it might come out toward the end of the year.
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #52 on: July 19, 2008, 01:35:18 AM »
Sell it and don't look back.  Take the profit you make off the system and enjoy some real gaming on PS3, 360, and PC.  Let the Nintendo fanboys snicker in the corner talking about sales charts when they are dieing on the inside seeing Nintendos triumphant comeback involved with shit they really couldn't care less about.  But put on a brave face soldiers! 

There's more in the way of good games on Wii than PS3 at this point, though...

Well that just totally makes it worth it
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #53 on: July 19, 2008, 01:57:02 AM »
There's more in the way of good games on Wii than PS3 at this point, though...

mgs4 is better then everything on wii combined

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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #54 on: July 19, 2008, 02:22:24 AM »
There's more in the way of good games on Wii than PS3 at this point, though...

mgs4 is better then everything on wii combined
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« Reply #55 on: July 19, 2008, 02:26:18 AM »
i'm sorry man.

 sometimes it's just too hard for me to keep my sfaggotry suppressed
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« Reply #56 on: July 19, 2008, 02:27:09 AM »
i know.

it's hard after the ps2 but we will try to forget.

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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #57 on: July 19, 2008, 02:37:15 AM »
Sell it and don't look back.  Take the profit you make off the system and enjoy some real gaming on PS3, 360, and PC.  Let the Nintendo fanboys snicker in the corner talking about sales charts when they are dieing on the inside seeing Nintendos triumphant comeback involved with shit they really couldn't care less about.  But put on a brave face soldiers! 

There's more in the way of good games on Wii than PS3 at this point, though...


edit: actually, those sould be better as :tard: or smilies
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #58 on: July 19, 2008, 09:24:17 AM »
wait is FF4 coming to america this year?

I don't think it has a solid release date yet, but it might come out toward the end of the year.
Uhh... just the multi-platform line-up on PS3 is better than Wii's entire line-up.  Counting exclusives it's not even close...
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Re: Guys I am so sorry for defending Nintendo
« Reply #59 on: July 19, 2008, 11:14:50 AM »
Jesus Christ, at least Wii has Excite Truck and No More Heroes
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