Author Topic: My roommate isn't interested in anything (Read 1433 times)

bagofeyes · « **on:** July 18, 2008, 05:08:47 AM »

My roommate is such a zombie. He goes to work, comes home, watches TV (whatever is on he watches) for about 6 hours straight, goes to bed, wakes up, watches TV again until just before going back to work. He never does anything else, never goes out, never reads a book, never listens to music. And for some reason it really pisses me off. I tried to get him to at least watch my Twin Peaks season 1 DVD, but he looked at the cover and said 'nah, looks old.'
What a maroon.

FatalT · « **Reply #1 on:** July 18, 2008, 05:13:30 AM »

There's nothing wrong with that.

Reb · « **Reply #2 on:** July 18, 2008, 05:17:32 AM »

Must be nice, such a dependable roommate.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #3 on:** July 18, 2008, 05:19:30 AM »

Actually it is nice in a way. He never has people over, he's never noisy. But it's like an itch on the roof of my mouth.

FatalT · « **Reply #4 on:** July 18, 2008, 05:25:15 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on July 18, 2008, 05:19:30 AM

Actually it is nice in a way. He never has people over, he's never noisy. But it's like an itch on the roof of my mouth.

Have him scratch it for you.

With his penis.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #5 on:** July 18, 2008, 05:27:57 AM »

how bout I scratch your face off!!!???

drozmight · « **Reply #6 on:** July 18, 2008, 05:29:28 AM »

With your penis?

bagofeyes · « **Reply #7 on:** July 18, 2008, 05:38:14 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on July 18, 2008, 05:30:26 AM

How did you end up living with this particular bundle of joy? Craiglist?

Nah, he was a friend of mine from a couple of years earlier. He used to run a ramen shop and I used to go there sometimes, and we would go out and have a beer afterwards. He was alright back then.

Candyflip · « **Reply #8 on:** July 18, 2008, 05:41:24 AM »

If I lived with you instead, this thread would probably be about me

bagofeyes · « **Reply #9 on:** July 18, 2008, 05:44:56 AM »

Aren't you a stoner? I wish my roommate would at least get some weed.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #10 on:** July 18, 2008, 09:48:53 AM »

It's probably just a phase. Get him a hooker. Maybe he just need a kick start.

Reb · « **Reply #11 on:** July 18, 2008, 09:49:31 AM »

Bring the TV to the pawn shop.

tiesto · « **Reply #12 on:** July 18, 2008, 10:23:02 AM »

Personally, I say you should just enjoy the quiet and not worry about being friends with him. I don't really understand how his lack of ambition is bothersome to you...

Tauntaun · « **Reply #13 on:** July 18, 2008, 10:23:17 AM »

Have you ever thought that maybe YOU did this to him?

Bocsius · « **Reply #14 on:** July 18, 2008, 10:24:01 AM »

Sounds like the perfect life. Why do you want to screw it up?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** July 18, 2008, 01:11:17 PM »

Jesus, have a bad roommate for a while and then whine

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** July 18, 2008, 02:03:38 PM »

this guy sounds awesome

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** July 18, 2008, 02:31:26 PM »

lol thread backfire lol

My last roommates were ok for the most part, altho the gay dude was kind of obnoxious, he was a big slut and kept bringing different dudes home all the damn time.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** July 18, 2008, 02:48:44 PM »

This guy sounds like me. Except replace watching TV with masturbating...while watching TV.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** July 18, 2008, 03:25:52 PM »

sounds like a cool dude to me. all he's concerned about is stacking his paper. stop hating

GilloD · « **Reply #20 on:** July 18, 2008, 04:22:39 PM »

Try kissing him.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** July 18, 2008, 04:27:12 PM »

He doesn't eat?

He's probably a robot sent from the future to observe you, then kill and/or rape you.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** July 18, 2008, 04:32:25 PM »

does he dream?

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Rman · « **Reply #23 on:** July 18, 2008, 05:42:23 PM »

LOL @ the backfire.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #24 on:** July 18, 2008, 05:42:56 PM »

HEY THIS IS THE INTERNET!!!!

Reb · « **Reply #25 on:** July 18, 2008, 06:00:17 PM »

To be fair, that sounds like an awesome past time activity.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #26 on:** July 18, 2008, 06:03:13 PM »

Looking at pictures of sandwiches is just one of my many hobbies. There's also drinking water from the toilet.

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Author Topic: My roommate isn't interested in anything (Read 1433 times)