Naked, unruly airline passenger restrained by soccer team

[Human Snorenado]

Really, these things write themselves.

BOSTON -- Members of the New England Revolution soccer team helped subdue an unruly passenger who was trying to open an emergency exit on a flight from Boston to Los Angeles Friday.

"The disruptive passenger was restrained by crew members and passengers," said American Airlines spokesman Tim Wagner.

FBI spokesman Gary Johnson said a passenger stripped off his clothes, put them back on and then tried to open an emergency exit door.

Why does nothing exciting ever happen when I fly?  Sigh.

[Phoenix Dark]

First commendable act of Bostonians since the Tea Party

[fistfulofmetal]

Sounds like that episode of CSI.

[Candyflip]

Sounds like that episode of CSI.

I was thinking the exact same thing

[ferrarimanf355]

There is no punchline, I suppose.