People forget what the internet is like outside of TheBore. Everyone's got a huge cock out there to make us feel like shit. But not here, we're safe here.
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Buy a cat. Women will love you. Mostly 14 year old girls.
Wasn't that a Bloodhound Gang song?
But the saying has been around for a while. My dad used to say it when I was little.
A few weeks back, my Dad called me and I told him that my g/f was making me dinner. He told me to tell her "Hey, take a break and come sit on my face." Other than my Dad being a complete failure as a father, he kicks all sorts of ass.