Author Topic: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii (Read 6628 times)

Grecco · « **Reply #60 on:** July 21, 2008, 10:47:38 PM »

It sounds absolutely awfull, and makes no sense seing as how Sonic unleashed borows heavely from Sonic ATSR anyways. Moronic. Betcha theres Girl on Hedgehog action in this one. Merlina?

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #61 on:** July 22, 2008, 07:48:46 AM »

Looks incredible. Will buy.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #62 on:** July 22, 2008, 08:05:48 AM »

Legend of Zelda: Sonic's Awakening.

Who's idea was it to give Sonic a sword? What was so wrong with the jump attack that they had to give him a sword?

Le Sigh...

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #63 on:** July 22, 2008, 10:03:41 AM »

It will be more fun than Twilight Princess.

Crushed · « **Reply #64 on:** July 22, 2008, 10:22:25 PM »

This guy is awesome.

tiesto · « **Reply #65 on:** July 22, 2008, 10:27:21 PM »

I was expecting a LOT worse, graphically... it looks a lot like a cleaner version of TP if you ask me. Whole concept should've been aborted from the get-go though.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #66 on:** July 22, 2008, 10:27:51 PM »

Quote from: Borys on July 22, 2008, 02:41:45 AM

Let's see:

- looks like SHIT, that's Wii level of visuals - low poly shit everywhere, low-res textures and no lighting whatsoever

fix'd

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #67 on:** July 22, 2008, 10:29:24 PM »

Quote

- "his sword, a talking blade named Calibur, serves as a mentor."

i suspect this game will culminate in an epic shodown

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #68 on:** July 22, 2008, 10:33:31 PM »

also bestiality

drohne · « **Reply #69 on:** July 23, 2008, 12:41:53 AM »

can we please keep that castle vidcons garbage on gaf

next you'll be posting hilarious animated gifs that replace people's heads with game consoles in order to dramatize the latest npd developments

bachikarn · « **Reply #70 on:** July 23, 2008, 09:45:54 AM »

How does this even play? Is it just like Secret Rings but you get to slice things as you are running?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #71 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:23:00 PM »

castle vidcons is like the least funny thing since godmode, please do not bring it here

Crushed · « **Reply #72 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:29:30 PM »

yeah i hate popular things too it makes my penis bigger

The Sceneman · « **Reply #73 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:33:19 PM »

godmode was actually so bad it was good imo, cartoon above was v.unfunny.

And this game looks amazing, will rent

The Sceneman · « **Reply #74 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:33:43 PM »

Quote from: Borys on July 21, 2008, 04:28:03 AM

Last boss unveiled:

(Image removed from quote.)

fucking good film that one

The Sceneman · « **Reply #75 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:35:28 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on July 25, 2008, 11:29:30 PM

yeah i hate popular things too it makes my penis bigger

ummm, I dont think prole/me/us (EB) hate things beacuse theyre simply popular, it usually has something to do with shit really sucking, bad

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #76 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:40:09 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on July 25, 2008, 11:29:30 PM

yeah i hate popular things too it makes my penis bigger

pretty sure it's not popular outside of a select cabal of mouthbreathing interweb ninfatties

it's ugly; it's awkward; and it worst of all it's utterly pointless

drohne · « **Reply #77 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:42:16 PM »

anthromorphized consoles playacting the events of the game industry is just NOT FUCKING FUNNY

plus it routinely gets its verb conjugations wrong, and its author has the handwriting of a teenaged animal-torturer

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #78 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:44:08 PM »

Quote from: drohne on July 25, 2008, 11:42:16 PM

literalizing the events of the game industry is just NOT FUCKING FUNNY

even worse, it aggrandizes them by adding a python-esque fantasy setting all the while remaining wholly literal

it's a fat kid's wet dream badly penned and passed around the special ed class

Crushed · « **Reply #79 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:47:19 PM »

yeah but it's funny

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #80 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:52:00 PM »

you're also 19 and possibly mildly distinguished mentally-challenged

Crushed · « **Reply #81 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:53:44 PM »

And you're a crotchety old man!

cool breeze · « **Reply #82 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:58:25 PM »

The comic isn't THAT horrible. I think I saw one that made me smile a bit. The one posted in this thread is quite bad. Most of them are actually quite bad.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #83 on:** July 26, 2008, 12:46:41 AM »

people with consumer electronics for heads are inherently funny. you're probably just closet Hindu fundamentalists who find it very offensive that he depicts a holy deity as a motorcycle being ridden by a videogame console

tiesto · « **Reply #84 on:** July 26, 2008, 10:24:11 AM »

The Shiva motorcycle one was pretty funny, the rest are just boring.

cool breeze · « **Reply #85 on:** July 26, 2008, 10:48:31 AM »

I didn't like the Shiva motorcycle one. I think the best (and maybe only good one, I only saw the ones posted on gaf) is the Banjo Nuts and Bolts one.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #86 on:** July 26, 2008, 01:25:48 PM »

Wow, what a horrible comic.

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Author Topic: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii (Read 6628 times)