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would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?

yes
10 (33.3%)
no
20 (66.7%)

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Billy Rygar

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would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« on: July 20, 2008, 03:47:59 AM »
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Fragamemnon

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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2008, 03:49:46 AM »
voted no, not sure if I like the idea of the batmobile with spinnaz
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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2008, 03:50:03 AM »
He would get emo about entitlements rather than the murder of his parents.  That's an improvement at this point.
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serge

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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2008, 03:51:42 AM »
Yes assuming Denzel Washington played him channeling his Training Day character for Batman and his pre-religiofag Malcolm X character as Wayne
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Narag

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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2008, 03:52:30 AM »
You'd end up with Nighthawk.

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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2008, 03:54:51 AM »
Imagine the "kiss my foot" scene spliced into Batman, only with Alfred kissing Denzel's foot instead of a white girl
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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2008, 04:05:49 AM »
A wise man once told me to always bet on black, so yes.
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Oblivion

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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2008, 04:07:41 AM »
Probably not. He'd turn Wayne Tech Enterprises into a record label or something, and television thefts in Gotham City would increase by 60%.
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CurseoftheGods

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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2008, 11:56:25 AM »
Quote from: Oblivion on July 20, 2008, 04:07:41 AM
Probably not. He'd turn Wayne Tech Enterprises into a record label or something, and television thefts in Gotham City would increase by 60%.

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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2008, 11:59:30 AM »
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Hmmmm...
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Tacos

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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2008, 12:09:55 PM »
Batmobile > Batwhip

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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2008, 12:12:01 PM »
We all saw steel. So the answer is no.



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xnikki118x

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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2008, 02:19:02 PM »
Quote from: Oblivion on July 20, 2008, 04:07:41 AM
Probably not. He'd turn Wayne Tech Enterprises into a record label or something, and television thefts in Gotham City would increase by 60%.

:rofl :rofl :rofl
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E-DuB

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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2008, 03:38:50 PM »
Only, ONLY if it's Sam Jackson
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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2008, 03:40:40 PM »
Commissioner Gordon would catch him ridin' dirty.
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Eric P

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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2008, 10:52:01 PM »
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Tonya

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Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2008, 10:58:21 PM »
Isn't there a Batman story where he is homeless and Alfred is a black mechanic?
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