Here's the thing -- we already have a shitload of emoticons.
If you guys can't express yourselves with what we've got so far, then you need to just deal with it.
I'm hesitant to add a bunch more because everyone wants different ones and people whine and cry if theirs doesn't get added. And, as someone else once mentioned, the more emoticons, the more opportunity for our "quality posters" to make even more one-smiley posts.
One way to definitely NOT get new emoticons is to constantly make threads hounding me about it.
Capiche?
:hans2