Has this been posted yet

[TVC15]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html

Looks like one of your bears is cheating on you, demi.

[FlameOfCallandor]

What. The. Fuck.   

[John Dunbar]

That version is missing the best line from the end:

Will consider SMB 3 and if you are really nasty we can try SMB2.

[TVC15]

That version is missing the best line from the end:

Will consider SMB 3 and if you are really nasty we can try SMB2.

Where does it originate from?

[FlameOfCallandor]

Autographed Copy of Plato's Republic

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/748263604.html

[patrickula]

I think it IS about a woman, though the thread title is misleading.  How else could he alternate holes while the game is being played?!
Also m4w duh.

Also

[John Dunbar]

That version is missing the best line from the end:

Will consider SMB 3 and if you are really nasty we can try SMB2.

Where does it originate from?

I've only seen it on Craiglist, but it has been posted there multiple times, sometimes without the last line. I guess the ones without the last line are the original since it's too awesome to leave out intentionally.

[xnikki118x]

WOW what a weirdo!

[hyp]

 

nintendo fans.

[Tauntaun]

Location: Orlando

Does it really surprise anyone? 

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks.

[John Dunbar]

nintendo fans.

Oh come on, you don't have to be a Nintendo fan to think this is hot as fuck.

[etiolate]

I must hear the fireworks!