Author Topic: i am a horrible human being (Read 1807 times)

Eric P · « **on:** July 22, 2008, 01:36:36 PM »

cnn ran this headline

"Sex slave fears she'll be forced back to rape city"

and the first thing I thought was "Gob's ideas have gotten way out of hand."

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Narrator: Gob was recently hired by the Bluth Company's rival, Sitwell Enterprises. And although he started off well...

Gob: 52 percent of the country is single. That's a market that's been dominated by apartment rentals. Let's take some of that market. I call it "Single City."

Narrator: ... his ideas failed to evolve.

Gob: It's, like, "Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool?" "Yeah, I don't have a husband." I call it "Swing City."

Stan Sitwell: Let's get into some new areas, if you don't mind.

Narrator: But Gob continued to fine-tune his first one.

Gob: How do we filter out the teases? We don't let them in. This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man. Because you're living in [bleep] City!

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Reb · « **Reply #1 on:** July 22, 2008, 01:43:49 PM »

You're alright man.

hyp · « **Reply #2 on:** July 22, 2008, 01:53:31 PM »

it'd be horrible if you got turned on by that quote. stop being so neurotic P

Crushed · « **Reply #3 on:** July 22, 2008, 01:54:30 PM »

My God, a single sex slave who can rape an entire city? Who is this incredible woman?

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** July 22, 2008, 01:55:41 PM »

eh. i had to rub one out after reading that

hyp · « **Reply #5 on:** July 22, 2008, 01:57:09 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 22, 2008, 01:55:41 PM

eh. i had to rub one out after reading that

Eric P · « **Reply #6 on:** July 22, 2008, 02:00:25 PM »

Quote from: hyp on July 22, 2008, 01:57:09 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on July 22, 2008, 01:55:41 PM
eh. i had to rub one out after reading that

I am had to rub one out to the thought of mupepe rubbing one out to rape city.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** July 22, 2008, 02:14:39 PM »

I think it was Fuck Mountain or Fuck Island, one of those

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** July 22, 2008, 03:19:16 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on July 22, 2008, 02:13:01 PM

What is that "Gob" quote a reference to?

Oh hell naw. Tell me you ain't serious, son.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** July 22, 2008, 03:53:54 PM »

milf island is 30 rock, and i would watch milf island until my balls fell off. GET ON IT NBC

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #10 on:** July 22, 2008, 03:56:09 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on July 22, 2008, 02:13:01 PM

What is that "Gob" quote a reference to?

wow

hyp · « **Reply #11 on:** July 22, 2008, 03:56:17 PM »

milf island

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** July 22, 2008, 03:59:59 PM »

"Sex slave fears she'll be forced back to rape city"

CNN headline or synopsis for Grindhouse 2? You decide!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #13 on:** July 22, 2008, 04:41:15 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on July 22, 2008, 02:13:01 PM

What is that "Gob" quote a reference to?

"Oh right right, like the guy in the $8,000 suit on EB doesn't know about Arrested Development, COME ON!"

[youtube=425,350]IvwyOrTB-rQ[/youtube]

Watch the whole thing or fast forward to 3:02 for relation to OP.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** July 22, 2008, 07:46:40 PM »

Fuck Mountain > MILF Island

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** July 22, 2008, 07:52:30 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on July 22, 2008, 02:13:01 PM

What is that "Gob" quote a reference to?

Why am I not surprised, Green Shinobi. WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16 on:** July 22, 2008, 10:53:16 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 22, 2008, 07:52:30 PM

Quote from: Green Shinobi on July 22, 2008, 02:13:01 PM
What is that "Gob" quote a reference to?

Why am I not surprised, Green Shinobi. WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?!

Because it's Green Shinobi?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** July 22, 2008, 10:53:51 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on July 22, 2008, 04:41:15 PM

Quote from: Green Shinobi on July 22, 2008, 02:13:01 PM
What is that "Gob" quote a reference to?

"Oh right right, like the guy in the $8,000 suit on EB doesn't know about Arrested Development, COME ON!"

Green Shinobi doesn't know what that is, nor does he care to find out.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** July 23, 2008, 10:08:20 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on July 23, 2008, 12:30:03 AM

I have the complete series on my computer, but so far I've only watched the first few episodes. It's on my to-do list.

It best be #1 above all other games/movies/tv shows.

Reb · « **Reply #19 on:** July 23, 2008, 11:39:54 AM »

Is the first episode supposed to be boring? I think I didn't even finished it.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** July 23, 2008, 12:19:13 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 23, 2008, 11:39:54 AM

Is the first episode supposed to be boring? I think I didn't even finished it.

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Author Topic: i am a horrible human being (Read 1807 times)