Oh shit, tabasco. That's some heavy shit, tabasco. 
GTFO with that weak shit. I could show you some hot sauces that would turn your intestines into a charred, quivering mess.
I went to a tabasco store the other day and they had a bottle of pure capsaicin - 7 million scovilles, hottest substance on record. It's kept in a glass case and is just for show only, it's pretty much inedible in even the smallest amounts.