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How can this be...

How can the degree of a woman's beauty have such a steep inverse relation to her brains?  No, I apoligize - for this is too unfairly stereotypical. Lemme rephrase:  How can this particular girl be not just "beautiful" but her physical attributes are lust inducing but she is so badly deficient in her upper nervous system?

To illustrate how this girl looks physically, picture that high class prostitute that was banged by the former NY gorvernor, Spitzer or whatever, because that's the closest well known example that resembles this girl I'm talking about.  Take the image of that prostitute, make her nose slender yet intricately curved, make the lips luscious [but not too much] that it seemed to beg for an insertion of a dick, her eyes and eyebrows slightly large and bold [she is part Arab], her breasts NOTICEABLY FULL [emphasis on NOTICEABLE, even when completely covered] but not to the point that it seems surgified in any way, and her height being about my height ....which is near 180 cm.  OH and she is 20 years old.

That is how attractive she is. Nay, LUST INDUCING.

Yet....her mental capabilities.....i mean jesus




Lemme backtrack here.  This girl I refer to is in one of my summer classes at uni.  It just so happened that I started conversations with her.  As I was getting to know her and talk to her, it was revealed that she came to my university just for the summer [i.e. she came recently, and will be going back to her homeplace after she finishes her summer shit in my uni].  Also, she liked skipping class, and did so throughout high school. But thats not too bad, right?  i mean, people may skip, that's not unnatural.

But then about yesterday or so, she is freaking out on me.  Apparently, her roommate [who she is a mere roommate, not even friends or anything; also the roommate is 17] apparently pressured her to make her co-sign a multiyear phone contract.   So I was like

"Why the hell did you sign a multiyear contract for a phone....for someone whom you dont even know???"
her response: 'i mean, she PRESSURED me, and it really shouldn't be my fault, even tho i am a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow for doing this."

My internal thoughts:  "Okay.   she sure is fucking attractive but she is immensely dense, it seems."



Fast forward to today

I am walking her to her place after class, and as we were conversing we somehow got to talking about how if she has ever dated.  Her parents are controlling you see, so I was curious if they were too conservative to let her date.  She said

"Yea actually i did date.  But without my parents knowledge"
Me: 'oh...well that must seem difficult.'

"yea and like, I went to a date since I came here too"
'oh.'

"yea, and he was this math professor in his 30s or something"
'oh really? a professor'

"yea, and I actually gave my virginity to him too [slight chuckle]"
'oh what? to a professor?'

"yea he just folowed me to my place, and we just started making out"
'hmm'

"and like, apparently, he really sleeps around with students"
'wow'

"and he has slept with like 9 or so virgins, supposedly"
'wow.  But I heard, like, it hurts for women for their first time...'

"well no, I mean I didnt bleed or anything, and it was just 5 minutes"
'five minutes??'

"yea I mean I cant believe Im telling you this.  Just 5 minutes. And he was like, I didnt come yet!  And I was like, well yea because I dont want you cumming in me, since I didnt have any birth control on"
'wait wat??  he had no condom either?'

"well no, and I know I am distinguished mentally-challenged for this [smiles and laughs a bit]"
'um.....'

"I mean, I cant believe I let him in my room.  I didn't really want to do him, but it just carried over, and it just happened"
'.....'

"I mean it's not like I was forced or any shit like that.  It just is, I didnt particularly WANT to have sex with him, but it just happened.  So i gave my virginity to him,  a professor'
'.....'

"my parents would freak out if they ever knew about this [laughs]"
'.....'

"yea i know I am such a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow [laughs]"
'....'

ANd then we arrived at her place.  She wanted to study [and so did i] for the upcoming exam, and so we said our rushed goodbyes, and I walked home alone.

Stunned.

Amazed.

Falberggasted.




How can a woman so beautiful as to attract so many strangers to chat up with her - and yes she has admitted strangers would chat with her as she walked alone in parks or whatever - be so.  utterly.  dense.

There are other stories related to this girl that I'm leaving out, that is not relevant to this particularly story but is relevant to how dense this girl is........






















I said wow.
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Re: How can this be. How can this be. How can this be [girl related]
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2008, 08:16:33 PM »
sounds like your typical sheltered girl discovering freedoms far too late.

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Re: How can this be. How can this be. How can this be [girl related]
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2008, 08:20:05 PM »
fuuuckkkk, scary depressing shit man. It happens; ultra babe is ultra stupid. I take comfort in the fact that I'll find a smart babe someday...
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Re: How can this be. How can this be. How can this be [girl related]
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2008, 08:22:37 PM »
I don't have a picture of that high class prostitute, so I had to pause reading the story for a bit.

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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2008, 08:24:02 PM »
sounds like your typical sheltered girl discovering freedoms far too late.

Bingo. Plus controlling parents = not used to having to think for herself.

I don't have a picture of that high class prostitute, so I had to pause reading the story for a bit.

Just be sure not to "pause" all over your keyboard when finishing.
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Re: How can this be. How can this be. How can this be [girl related]
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2008, 08:28:01 PM »
I finished the story (still need that picture or a name).  Kind of messed up, but you know, Math teachers are smart and always sure to be crafty in a jackass like way.  He probably was able to woo her by telling her the relation of her eyebrow hair length to pube number.


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Re: How can this be. How can this be. How can this be [girl related]
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2008, 08:32:07 PM »
Yes, math professors get all chicks.

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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2008, 08:41:20 PM »
The more social you are, the more you're hard-wired to avoid confrontation.  

Next.
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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2008, 08:51:57 PM »
Yes, math professors get all chicks.

Exactly.  It is the only reason anyone would want that job.

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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2008, 08:56:18 PM »
The more social you are, the more you're hard-wired to avoid confrontation.  

Next.

The more social you are, the more you're likely to face confrontation with tact. Many of the most social people I know don't shy away from confrontation, they just know how to handle themselves when in them.

As a socially awkward loner, I avoid confrontations at all costs.

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« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2008, 12:41:58 AM »
Yes, math professors get all chicks.

Exactly.  It is the only reason anyone would want that job.

Just get a subscription to Naughty Bookworms.

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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2008, 01:08:18 AM »
Yeah, hot chick, unable to say no, that was a free shot man.
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« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2008, 01:11:41 AM »

aaaaaaaaaand you haven't slept with her have you?




Well he's obviously bitter, so no!

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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2008, 01:14:29 AM »
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Well he's obviously bitter, so no!


over at Dwebblehwore.com's forums, she has posted the same thread, same details but is saying "Good god, do i have to actually PHYSICALLY GUIDE IT IN for this STUPID NOOB?!?! SMH @ VIRGENS"'



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Re: How can this be. How can this be. How can this be [girl related]
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2008, 01:53:53 AM »
You blew it, pal. She wanted you to be the math professor.

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Re: How can this be. How can this be. How can this be [girl related]
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2008, 09:53:33 AM »
Yeah, pretty much what they said... you had the chance to bang her, who cares if she's stupid if you just want a quick bang? Or do you actually want to date this girl?
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