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Phoenix Dark

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Jay Z comes out of retirement and drops a WEAK album LOL
« on: November 17, 2006, 01:02:06 AM »

"Dammmmn negro WTF Hov?"


"Smarten up Esco, I can release shit on a stick and go plat. And look who I'm fucking. btw where yo girl negro?"


"..."


"Damn Nas...you lost LOLZ"


But seriously, I heard Kingdom Come yesterday in its entirety, and I must say...ugh. 14 songs, and not one song is on the level of some of the best stuff from the freaking Black Album (which I liked btw). The production is hit and miss, which is unheard of for a Jay Z album; he usually picks killer beats. Just Blaze has a some very good production on the album, but most of the other stuff is very lackluster; Kanye's song is rather meh. And Hov brags about how mature he is and then starts going after Dipset? Jim Jones? Wow

Here's one of Blaze's best beats on the album. The song is ok just because of the beat though; Hov's verses are rather weak and behind the music.
http://xxlmag.com/online/?p=6124

Fucking Chris Martin from Coldplay produced a song on it; it's not bad!
http://xxlmag.com/online/?p=6120

To make matters worse, Jay Z gets a bunch of Dr Dre beats and barely does anything with them. Lost Ones is nice, and this one isn't bad. It's about Katrina
http://xxlmag.com/online/?p=6128

Overall it's not terrible, but it's very lackluster considering this is Jay's "comeback" album. This is not the album that the "greatest rapper ever" would release. It comes off like Jay is extremely lazy on nearly all the tracks, and his once rapid fire flow is gone on most of tracks. So far I've heard stupid ass Lil Wayne and Game rap over some of the beats on this album and kill them WAY better than Hov. WTF? :(

First Jurassic 5 releases a rather sub par album (by their standards, which are VERY high) this year, Lupe releases an album mixed with briliance and weak songs, Game (lol) releases an album full of repetitive bullshit, and now Hov drops a stinker.

Only Nas can save us lolz. And Common will be back next year. And MAYBE Dr Dre will finally release Detox next year...
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Jay Z comes out of retirement and drops a WEAK album LOL
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2006, 01:23:56 AM »
Hov dissing Jim Jones
http://xxlmag.com/online/?p=6229

wow :lol
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Re: Jay Z comes out of retirement and drops a WEAK album LOL
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2006, 01:27:49 AM »
Jay Z is a fucking vagina. 

Big Pimpin' is only acceptable because it's funny.

Himu

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Re: Jay Z comes out of retirement and drops a WEAK album LOL
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2006, 01:28:29 AM »
I didn't even know his new album was coming out this soon. Fuck Jay's new album. Where is Nas and Common?

Hip hop was WEAK as fuck this year. 2004 and 2005 were pretty good.
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Vizzys

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Re: Jay Z comes out of retirement and drops a WEAK album LOL
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2006, 01:31:50 AM »
What you all should be listening to:

Tech N9ne: Everready (The Religion)
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Jay Z comes out of retirement and drops a WEAK album LOL
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2006, 01:40:23 AM »
I didn't even know his new album was coming out this soon. Fuck Jay's new album. Where is Nas and Common?

Hip hop was WEAK as fuck this year. 2004 and 2005 were pretty good.

Ghostface, Jeezy, Jay Z, Nas, Game, TI, Luda...big names, but overall meh for 2006

Maybe Nas' album will rock. Jeezy sucks, and Luda's album was rather meh.
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Himu

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Re: Jay Z comes out of retirement and drops a WEAK album LOL
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2006, 01:48:29 AM »
I didn't even know his new album was coming out this soon. Fuck Jay's new album. Where is Nas and Common?

Hip hop was WEAK as fuck this year. 2004 and 2005 were pretty good.

Ghostface, Jeezy, Jay Z, Nas, Game, TI, Luda...big names, but overall meh for 2006

Maybe Nas' album will rock. Jeezy sucks, and Luda's album was rather meh.

Ghostface meh. Young Jizzy sucks. Jay Z is average outside of Reasonable Doubt. Game is a untalented hack who only writes songs with shit tons of references to his favorite artists with no ounce of creativity. TI is okay. Luda is okay but nothing spectacular.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Jay Z comes out of retirement and drops a WEAK album LOL
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2006, 01:51:56 AM »
Game is an idiot though :lol

Names his album Doctor's Advocate, shouts out Dre every 10 seconds, and doesn't even have Dre songs on his album lol. "Imma do 1mil in my first week" my ass. Without 50 writing his hooks he isn't nothing, as the charts show. He'll do 300,000 in the first week and then disappear off the chart :lol
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Himu

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Re: Jay Z comes out of retirement and drops a WEAK album LOL
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2006, 01:55:10 AM »
and then kanye said that dr dre told me to snazzle up aliyah because i had a dream of DMC running with 50 cent and Nas be keepin it will be BIG L and Jay.

Fuck I hate Game
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Jay Z comes out of retirement and drops a WEAK album LOL
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2006, 01:57:42 AM »
and then kanye said that dr dre told me to snazzle up aliyah because i had a dream of DMC running with 50 cent and Nas be keepin it will be BIG L and Jay.

Fuck I hate Game
:lol :lol :lol :lol
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Fresh Prince

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Re: Jay Z comes out of retirement and drops a WEAK album LOL
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2006, 02:14:55 AM »
I had one listen and deleted that shit off my iPod.
Everybody's become too conceited. T.I album was trash and TBH Lupe had perhaps two good songs.
Hip Hop is just so tired and trivial now.
 
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Vizzys

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Re: Jay Z comes out of retirement and drops a WEAK album LOL
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2006, 02:38:28 AM »
I had one listen and deleted that shit off my iPod.
Everybody's become too conceited. T.I album was trash and TBH Lupe had perhaps two good songs.
Hip Hop is just so tired and trivial now.
 

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What you all should be listening to:

Tech N9ne: Everready (The Religion)
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