Author Topic: I just drank the mystery can of Pepsi I found in the cafeteria... (Read 834 times)

Reb · « **on:** July 25, 2008, 11:05:49 AM »

It was closed, so it's safe, right?

My tummy feels strange.

Beardo · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:06:47 AM »

Jokes on you! That was some dudes seaman.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:07:56 AM »

It was semen and AIDS mixed with drano, actually. Jokes on you.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2008, 12:15:15 PM »

Actually it was filled with a new strain of aids called Drano Semen AIDs which was named so because it started in the gay plumbers community.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2008, 12:40:27 PM »

Actually it was filled with a new strain of aids called Drano Semen AIDs which was named so because it started in the gay plumbers community.

Pharmacy · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2008, 12:43:30 PM »

it was me

im the pepsi

Powerslave · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2008, 12:46:46 PM »

Nothing's gonna happen to you. The can was closed and somebody forgot it. You can proceed locking this thread now.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:06:53 PM »

My friend once ate a can of vienna sausages he found in a desk...

The teacher nearly barfed and demanded that he left the room.

Crushed · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:12:14 PM »

It was semen and AIDS mixed with drano, actually. Jokes on you.

Pepsi is normally made out of Drano, semen, and AIDS, so I don't see what's different.

Reb · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:57:17 PM »

I'm still alive, so I guess AIDS agrees with me.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2008, 03:16:36 PM »

Jokes on you! That was some dudes seaman.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2008, 03:17:19 PM »

Remember Aids wont show up for a month.

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