Author Topic: You know what the worst name ever is? (Read 2266 times)

mojovonio · « **on:** July 25, 2008, 11:15:40 AM »

guillaume

(pronounce it GEE-OMB)

Stupid french fucking idiots.

An example of someone who would be named Guillaume

bagofeyes · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:16:35 AM »

fuck you. thats my name.

Powerslave · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:17:09 AM »

mojovonio, is it a mix of castlevania and mojo jojo??? idk!

Powerslave · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:22:46 AM »

thats not it!, however I dont mind

Powerslave · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:24:20 AM »

wasn't powerslave a saturn game?

Powerslave · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:26:16 AM »

so its just like castlevania SOTN. Both on PS and Saturn.

We are connected mojo :D

Powerslave · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:35:08 AM »

fate's

lordmaji · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:40:01 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on July 25, 2008, 11:25:09 AM

Quote from: Powerslave on July 25, 2008, 11:24:20 AM
wasn't powerslave a saturn game?

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you're right.

indeed

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:51:23 AM »

I knew a guillaume

I laffed

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2008, 03:30:50 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on July 25, 2008, 11:53:25 AM

one of the prettiest girls I ever went to school with was named boglarka bobinski. We called her bogey.

You should have showed her your bologna.

Reb · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2008, 03:35:32 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on July 25, 2008, 11:35:08 AM

fate's

fates

Bildi · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:52:03 PM »

There's worse names out there, but I knew a total fucking wanker called Rafael, so I probably hate the name more than it deserves.

Rafael is also the suckiest Ninja Turtle.

chronovore · « **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2008, 08:08:50 PM »

"Albert" is the worst name ever; impossible to be cool, unless pronounced with a frenchy accent. Then it's not cool, but dangeresque.

Powerslave · « **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2008, 08:11:38 PM »

I love you Albert...

Powerslave · « **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2008, 08:11:54 PM »

I love you Arnold

Powerslave · « **Reply #15 on:** July 25, 2008, 08:12:04 PM »

I love you....... Geronimo

APF · « **Reply #16 on:** July 25, 2008, 09:28:19 PM »

I think this wins:

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hMgeASPeLWNZXgXsCmkvR0XIkrwAD9245IR00

chronovore · « **Reply #17 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:39:25 PM »

Quote from: APF on July 25, 2008, 09:28:19 PM

I think this wins:

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hMgeASPeLWNZXgXsCmkvR0XIkrwAD9245IR00

Kiwis are weird. From TFA:

"New Zealand law does not allow names that would cause offense to a reasonable person, among other conditions, said Brian Clarke, the registrar general of Births, Deaths and Marriages."

Weird names? Man, that's the longest name I've ever seen!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:45:10 PM »

Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit

lolz

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** July 26, 2008, 11:44:51 AM »

Xavier is a shitty name. No infant should get that name; if you want to be called Xavier you should only apply for it after you're 40. smh

Maurice is a pretty stupid name. At least my middle name makes it sound badass in a Roman way

Yeti · « **Reply #20 on:** July 26, 2008, 12:33:00 PM »

My favorite is how common the name Destiny is getting to be for babies. You might as well have named her Whoopsie! at that point.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 26, 2008, 12:48:22 PM »

Siobhan

Trent Dole · « **Reply #22 on:** July 26, 2008, 01:06:14 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on July 26, 2008, 12:33:00 PM

My favorite is how common the name Destiny is getting to be for babies. You might as well have named her Whoopsie! at that point.

Hah, why not just name the product of your unplanned pregnancy 'D'oh'.

etiolate · « **Reply #23 on:** July 26, 2008, 03:59:49 PM »

I've actually always liked that French name.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #24 on:** July 27, 2008, 08:42:39 PM »

I fucking love my name, its unique without being distinguished mentally-challenged (well maybe my surname is a little weird)

Powerslave · « **Reply #25 on:** July 27, 2008, 08:43:17 PM »

names suck, I wanna be a number

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #26 on:** July 28, 2008, 03:20:46 AM »

Nathanael is such an awful name. It sounds ok when it's Nathan or Nate, but the full thing just sounds really bad.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #27 on:** July 28, 2008, 03:42:44 AM »

there was an article that in New Zealoand a judge made a couple change their daughter's name because of 'social dejection' or whatever

the name?

Tula does the Hula

i'm not kidding

here is is:

Quote

A judge in Wellington, New Zealand has made the girl a ward of the court so her "embarrassing" name can be altered.

Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt expressed dismay about a New Zealand trend of giving children bizarre names and in a ruling made public on Thursday, cited a list of unfortunate names that he said were embarrassing for children.

Names blocked by registration officials included: Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit.

Surprisingly, names such as Number 16 Bus Shelter, Midnight Chardonnay and even Violence were allowed.

Colleen MacLeod, lawyer for the nine-year-old said: “She never told her close friends her real name for fear of being mocked and teased. She told people her name was ‘K’.”
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She never told her close friends her real name
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Lawyer Colleen MacLeod

Brian Clarke, registrar general of Births, Deaths and Marriages said New Zealand law does not allow names that would cause offence to a reasonable person, that are 100 characters or more long, that include titles or military rank or that include punctuation marks or numerals.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/53968/Name-change-ruling-for-Tula-Does-The-Hula

The Sceneman · « **Reply #28 on:** July 28, 2008, 06:54:02 AM »

lol, local news and I missed it

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #29 on:** July 28, 2008, 10:30:50 AM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 26, 2008, 11:44:51 AM

Xavier is a shitty name. No infant should get that name; if you want to be called Xavier you should only apply for it after you're 40. smh

Maurice is a pretty stupid name. At least my middle name makes it sound badass in a Roman way

Too funny, the 'guillaume' I know had a brother named Xavier. Except it wasn't pronounced Xavier, but ZahVeeAaaay.

Fucking taco french fucks

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #30 on:** July 28, 2008, 10:32:50 AM »

Of course Violence and Midnight Chardonnay were allowed to pass. Those names are fucking bad ass.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #31 on:** July 28, 2008, 10:41:59 AM »

Copied from another forums version of this thread.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #32 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:26:06 PM »

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Powerslave · « **Reply #33 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:27:40 PM »

Gaylord Fagot

bud · « **Reply #34 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:27:45 PM »

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for his sake, i hope it's prononounce as margot lol

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #35 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:31:28 PM »

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #36 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:32:30 PM »

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for his sake, i hope it's prononounce as margot lol

cigarillo-o doesn't sound much better.

bud · « **Reply #37 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:34:27 PM »

or make it sound french

fahgo

hottt

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #38 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:36:35 PM »

I take reservations for a popular tourist attraction and one of the Pakis had the last name of this:

Gramaramaprasad

and also another one:

Shamalamadio

Paki's are so funny.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #39 on:** July 28, 2008, 02:10:09 PM »

rusty kuntz

My ex used to work with a guy named Dick Gigante. I used to remark that you know he must be packing, because otherwise he'd go by Richard

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #40 on:** July 28, 2008, 08:30:11 PM »

I just made my friend buy a Rusty Kuntz baseball card off ebay for 1 dollar.

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Author Topic: You know what the worst name ever is? (Read 2266 times)

mojovonio