Brutally Honest (and funny) summary of Iron Man

[Beardo]

http://speterdavis.com/mcomics_ironman.html

Terrorist:     I'm a terrorist. Robert Downey Jr, I am going to kidnap you and force you to build me a weapon of mass destruction. With your bare hands. In a cave. With a box of spare parts. Even though your company is basically giving me free weapons anyway.


Iron Man: That's basically the equivalent of asking a raccoon with stone-age tools to build the Hubble Space Telescope. But ok.


 

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Comic book movies are consistently awesome!!

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[MrAngryFace]

I think anything broken down to its base elements = lol

[Beardo]

http://speterdavis.com/mcomics_cloverfield.html

[Mandark]

This guy was so pleased with his efforts that he made it a regular feature?

Huh.

[cool breeze]

This guy doesn't break down movies enough and his effort are futile.

[Flannel Boy]

Well, at least he used an awesome photo of Paltrow, so it wasn't an entire waste.



 

[demi]

Haha, sounds pretty accurate for both reviews. Any more? Movies suck.

[cool breeze]

She was really hot in Iron Man.
 
When I get rich, I'm gonna get an assistant like that.

[demi]

This site's pretty good. I bookmarked it. I like how he complains about stuff. I love complaining.