Author Topic: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned (Read 3693 times)

whiteACID · « **on:** November 17, 2006, 11:29:58 AM »

I just made a thread about how you cunts suck because you create threads on the internet such as:

"god i'm such a pussy." and "no really, i'm a fucking pussy."

I am helping you out see.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2006, 11:30:41 AM »

Bong hits at work? Man the military is really loosening up

whiteACID · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2006, 11:55:34 AM »

I take my anger out on the interents

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** November 17, 2006, 11:57:52 AM »

If I had a camera we'd play strip football. If OSU scores, I take off my shirt. If they score again, etc etc etc until I'm butt naked. WOULD YOU PLAY?

whiteACID · « **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2006, 11:59:58 AM »

no thanks, seeing you naked will make the win not bittersweet..just bitter

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2006, 12:01:52 PM »

Sounds like you're scared because you know Michigan is going to score a bunch of points.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2006, 12:02:46 PM »

Wtf is IOHO? lol wtf!

whiteACID · « **Reply #7 on:** November 17, 2006, 12:03:53 PM »

JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST

WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUUUPID

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #8 on:** November 17, 2006, 12:04:22 PM »

the interents makes everyone stupid

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2006, 12:04:34 PM »

IOHO! WHAT IS THAT??!?!

Oh I see, I got it mixed up.

Its IOOH, I cant read lol. Whats IOOH?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2006, 12:06:57 PM »

what's an "interents" too

SHITE BIN

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** November 17, 2006, 12:09:02 PM »

It's a shame. Not only are OSU fans extremely violent and obnoxious, they have can't even spell their state's name.

I applied to OSU just as a joke, AT THE LAST MINUTE, and got in. I declined the invitation though

But it's funny: when I talked to some advisors from U of M, the dude was like "um, you applied to OSU? Maybe we don't want you here!"

Cheebs · « **Reply #12 on:** November 17, 2006, 12:10:12 PM »

I hate U of M with seething passion and thus I root for Ohio. I live in MI.

whiteACID · « **Reply #13 on:** November 17, 2006, 12:42:17 PM »

You are a good man sir!

BlackMage · « **Reply #14 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:09:02 PM »

Buckeyes suck ass

why is my B an L and i cant fucking change it.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #15 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:11:26 PM »

That's ok blackACID. If it makes you feel any better, I kind of want to have sex with you.

BlackMage · « **Reply #16 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:18:12 PM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on November 17, 2006, 02:11:26 PM

That's ok blackACID. If it makes you feel any better, I kind of want to have sex with you.

but she wants to have sex with me, and i want to have sex with you.. this will be our first evilbore love triangle!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:21:03 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on November 17, 2006, 02:18:12 PM

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on November 17, 2006, 02:11:26 PM
That's ok blackACID. If it makes you feel any better, I kind of want to have sex with you.

but she wants to have sex with me, and i want to have sex with you.. this will be our first evilbore love triangle!

If I cave and have sex with you can you get her to have sex with me?

BlackMage · « **Reply #18 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:22:46 PM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on November 17, 2006, 02:21:03 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on November 17, 2006, 02:18:12 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on November 17, 2006, 02:11:26 PM
That's ok blackACID. If it makes you feel any better, I kind of want to have sex with you.

but she wants to have sex with me, and i want to have sex with you.. this will be our first evilbore love triangle!

If I cave and have sex with you can you get her to have sex with me?

no, because she would get jealous then i would.

whiteACID · « **Reply #19 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:25:52 PM »

I will only have sex with you is Saint Cornelius has sex with me

BlackMage · « **Reply #20 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:28:05 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on November 17, 2006, 02:25:52 PM

I will only have sex with you is Saint Cornelius has sex with me

you fickle bitch!

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:28:13 PM »

isn't corny really old though? Why don't we have a gangbang instead?

BlackMage · « **Reply #22 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:30:07 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 17, 2006, 02:28:13 PM

isn't corny really old though? Why don't we have a gangbang instead?

no himu, i am not having a gangbang if you are there. i would feel very insecure.

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:30:26 PM »

Bacon · « **Reply #24 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:31:19 PM »

I'm naked right now.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:36:24 PM »

Well THIS thread turned out differently.

Ah, who am I kidding. Everything devolves into a dirty, dirty orgy here at the 'bore. I'd say I like it, but I'm starting to get chafed in unpleasant places.

Bacon · « **Reply #26 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:38:05 PM »

Now I'm clothed.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #27 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:42:28 PM »

How the fuck is 33 OLD? God you fucking whippersnappers need to get the fuck off my lawn before you get the hose again

Quote from: blackACID on November 17, 2006, 02:25:52 PM

I will only have sex with you is Saint Cornelius has sex with me

wow I haven't London Bridged nobody since Catz & the mailman. I'll have to do some stretches, PM me

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:43:02 PM »

You might as well HANG IT UP at 30.

Bacon · « **Reply #29 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:44:29 PM »

Saint Cornelicious

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:44:35 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on November 17, 2006, 02:30:07 PM

Quote from: Himuro on November 17, 2006, 02:28:13 PM
isn't corny really old though? Why don't we have a gangbang instead?

no himu, i am not having a gangbang if you are there. i would feel very insecure.

That's what Mr Spinnington said when I asked if we could have a threesome with his girlfriend. He said he'd feel rather weak seeing me bang his girlfriend due to...well you know.

If I was white, I have a feeling he'd let me do it

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #31 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:49:09 PM »

the only threesome I ever had was this young lady and another dude. the other dude - a white guy - had the BIGGEST FUCKING WANG I HAD EVER SEEN IN PERSON. i was really feeling kind of disappointed. then it ended up being really weird because there wasn't a whole lot of fucking at the same time going on, it was more like she does him, then me, then him, then me. I was trying to get it all going like it SHOULD be, London Bridge stylee, but he got kind of offended at her doing us BOTH at the same time. Very awkward.

she told me his dick was too big afterwards, which is kind of, you know, a backhanded compliment. i still ended up shagging her a few times after that but she was really, really too difficult for me. Too high-maintenance. She had a great body but a face like a Koopa Troopa