Author Topic: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"? (Read 1686 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** July 25, 2008, 09:51:41 PM »

They have these crisp and go slips or whatever, but who seriously does that?

Crushed · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2008, 09:53:38 PM »

"On the Go" is a meaningless term that nobody ever actually does. I see mini-bottles of Crazy Glue in stores, labeled with "On The Go!"

As if some empowered female executive is driving in her SUV, BUT SUDDENLY SHE JUST NEEDS SOME GLUE ON THE GO

then they frantically squeeze the glue into their mouth and collapse over their steering wheel

Powerslave · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2008, 10:01:26 PM »

i dont buy on the go stuff because they're always too small sized and expensive

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2008, 10:07:58 PM »

Hot pockets are kinda greasy, I cant imagine someone eating one then just not washing their hands blech

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2008, 10:50:51 PM »

The chicken broccoli ones are good.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2008, 10:52:59 PM »

Hot Pockets are pretty gross. The majority of them look like they're filled with the shit that would pile up in the trash at this pizza place I worked at.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:00:22 PM »

4 meat 4 cheese is my guilty pleasure

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:05:05 PM »

The Hungry Man with those fake processed ribs are the absolute shit.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:05:47 PM »

I love fake processed tv dinner ribs lol

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:06:29 PM »

I could eat that every meal for the rest of my life and be happy.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:07:21 PM »

Wtf makes em so good? I know theyre fake lol

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:08:31 PM »

However they do it, they're geniuses.

cool breeze · « **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:08:40 PM »

fake processed rib are amazing.

I would actually pay for a recipe on how to make them.

Rman · « **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:09:00 PM »

Quote from: The Iconistrator on July 25, 2008, 11:07:21 PM

Wtf makes em so good? I know theyre fake lol

Fat and salt.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:11:03 PM »

hmmmmmm

drohne · « **Reply #15 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:20:20 PM »

when i was like 12 i bought a hot pocket from a vending machine in a park after playing roller hockey. i remember this because i nearly soiled myself afterwards -- i don't think i've eaten a hot pocket since

remember when hot pockets and lettuce or cabbage or something were hilarious gaf memes. in a way it's good that the place has become a graveyard for defunct 4chan material

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #16 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:25:00 PM »

I've never eaten a Hot Pocket, ever.
I did however lose my Funyuns virginity last week. I don't really see the appeal.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #17 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:26:32 PM »

There are hot pocket vending machines?...

Gross.

cool breeze · « **Reply #18 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:27:06 PM »

I remember the way I would always eat a Hot pocket was to slice it open on the break point and eat the gross filling, then eat the nasty crust afterwards. The cheese steak one confused me the most. I don't think there was cheese or steak in that pocket.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #19 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:27:18 PM »

McRIB

onions
pickles
bbq sauce
fake rib patty
death
good

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #20 on:** July 26, 2008, 04:12:38 AM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 25, 2008, 11:27:18 PM

McRIB

onions
pickles
bbq sauce
fake rib patty
death
good

lol i just looked up wiki

apparently mcdonalds tried to end the mcrib....except it was a fake viral market stunt

shit company

shit food

shit mentality

shit shit

unhealthy, dirty, american fast food

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 26, 2008, 04:23:28 AM »

I find the campbells soup on-the-go sippy cup things pretty offensive. Who the fuck wants to chug soup? That's not how you enjoy soup.

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** July 26, 2008, 05:01:38 AM »

Quote from: laesperanzapaz on July 26, 2008, 04:12:38 AM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 25, 2008, 11:27:18 PM
McRIB

onions
pickles
bbq sauce
fake rib patty
death
good
lol i just looked up wiki

apparently mcdonalds tried to end the mcrib....except it was a fake viral market stunt

shit company

shit food

shit mentality

shit shit

unhealthy, dirty, american fast food

You make one relevant and decent topic, and still you come up with this. Tell your mom I said hi.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** July 26, 2008, 11:41:07 AM »

they're too greasy for me. i used to eat them as a kid but now they just gross me out $:-\$

Positive Touch · « **Reply #24 on:** July 27, 2008, 10:32:17 AM »

true story: i ate at least one hot pocket nearly every day for the six years that i was in middle & high school. i don't eat meat anymore, and they are the only thing i really miss.

philly steak & cheese :usasalute

Trent Dole · « **Reply #25 on:** July 27, 2008, 10:37:35 AM »

I guess you could eat one of the Lean Pockets on the go if you really wanted to since they're not that greasy, but it's not like they take a long time to cook/devour in the first place.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #26 on:** July 27, 2008, 11:57:21 AM »

I would sometimes buy the 1/2lb Hot Pocket knockoff at this gas station near the place I used to work at. It just came with the plastic covering, no cardboard "crisper"

. So when I was done nuking it, there would be this pool of oil, cheese and probably sweat at the bottom of the wrapping.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #27 on:** July 27, 2008, 12:00:15 PM »

squeeze it out and use it to wash down the pocket!

bagofeyes · « **Reply #28 on:** July 27, 2008, 12:01:17 PM »

ever seen a hot pocket take a bite out of you?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #29 on:** July 27, 2008, 12:04:07 PM »

yes, in rand mcnally

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