Mac Gets Raped. Make it now, Glenn!
Mac: Hey, bitches, I got raped.
Frank: The cheeseburger? Did he stick it up your little poop shoot.
Mac: Yes. No! I mean. . . it was consensual.
Dennis: Who?
Mac: It was Charlie's waitress.
Charlie: Her? C'mon man, you're kiddin' me.
Mac: No!
Charlie: Arggghhh. I'm gonna. argggh. YOU! Why did she rape you and not me.
Mac flexes his muscles: Well. . .
Dennis: Women can't rape men.
Dee: Sure we can, we can rape just as well as men.
Dennis: I don't think so.
Dee: Wanna to bet?
Dennis: Bet?
Dee: Yeah!
Dennis: OK, the first person who rapes wins. Loser has to buy the winner some crack.
Dee: Crack? I don't want to go back down that road again.
Dennis: You won't have to, since I am going to win this thing.
Dennis proceeds to take off his shirt and play with his nipples
She almost slept with a high school student!
so did Dennis
edit:
Dee: I raped the waitress.
Charlie: What?
Dee: I raped the waitress.
Dennis: That doesn't count.
Dee: Why doesn't it count.
Dennis: It's another woman. You had to rape a man.
Charlie: You raped her?
Dee: Did you have to rape a man.
Dennis: No, I had to rape woman. Keep up Dee.
Charlie. Shut up! Shut up! I have to think.
Dee: You lose.
Dennis: No, I don't because I raped the waitress first.
Charlie: WHAT?
Dee: So that's why she was already tied and gagged.
Dennis: What? You raped her like that. Where's the sport in that.
Charlie: I'm losing my mind!