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http://www.orange.co.uk/news/quirkies/default.htm?rm=storyitem&storyId=2941186

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Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.

"It's hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!" Feng told Oriental Today.

He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.

Feng's wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.

"My God, it was so scary. I didn't known what it was. I was really frightened," she said.

"But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk."

Neighbours have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures.




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Re: Chinese Monkey-Pig born; foolish child attempts to shelter it
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2008, 07:17:07 PM »
homunculus!
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Re: Chinese Monkey-Pig born; foolish child attempts to shelter it
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2008, 07:23:47 PM »
How is that possible?!
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Re: Chinese Monkey-Pig born; foolish child attempts to shelter it
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2008, 07:28:43 PM »
shit, thats one ugly critter.
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Re: Chinese Monkey-Pig born; foolish child attempts to shelter it
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2008, 07:29:31 PM »
EVILution
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Re: Chinese Monkey-Pig born; foolish child attempts to shelter it
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2008, 07:30:58 PM »
Year of the weird pig.

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Re: Chinese Monkey-Pig born; foolish child attempts to shelter it
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2008, 07:48:22 PM »
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Neighbours have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures.

I'm going to go with "Scary as hell". Just nuke that thing from orbit.
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Re: Chinese Monkey-Pig born; foolish child attempts to shelter it
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2008, 08:26:11 PM »
You think those animals are weird, you should see some of the fucked up people in India.

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Re: Chinese Monkey-Pig born; foolish child attempts to shelter it
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2008, 08:29:57 PM »
Can a monkey fuck a pig and the pig give birth to that?
...no. Sexual reproduction does not work that way.
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Re: Chinese Monkey-Pig born; foolish child attempts to shelter it
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2008, 08:31:36 PM »
Can a monkey fuck a pig and the pig give birth to that?
...no. Sexual reproduction does not work that way.

and it never will with that attitude!
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Re: Chinese Monkey-Pig born; foolish child attempts to shelter it
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2008, 08:32:48 PM »
I assumed ParticleReality's question was a bait.

Re: Chinese Monkey-Pig born; foolish child attempts to shelter it
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2008, 09:28:30 PM »
dang

only in china
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Re: Chinese Monkey-Pig born; foolish child attempts to shelter it
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2008, 09:29:15 PM »
Do you still wait for your God?