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Madrun Badrun

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I want to be Pierre Woodman when I grow up.
« on: July 27, 2008, 09:14:38 PM »
He fucks like a rabbit. 

Powerslave

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Re: I want to be Pierre Woodman when I grow up.
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2008, 09:15:19 PM »
Arent you a 25 year old virgin

Madrun Badrun

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Re: I want to be Pierre Woodman when I grow up.
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2008, 09:16:44 PM »
no. 

Powerslave

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Re: I want to be Pierre Woodman when I grow up.
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2008, 09:16:55 PM »
*23 year old virgin

Powerslave

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Re: I want to be Pierre Woodman when I grow up.
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2008, 09:17:17 PM »
theres no way in hell you are 19

Madrun Badrun

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Re: I want to be Pierre Woodman when I grow up.
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2008, 09:19:09 PM »
I am 19. 

Powerslave

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Re: I want to be Pierre Woodman when I grow up.
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2008, 09:19:57 PM »
No you are not  you are at least 23,

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Re: I want to be Pierre Woodman when I grow up.
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2008, 09:21:50 PM »
Yeah, Pierre Woodman has it pretty good.  Gets to fuck hot young chicks right as they're getting into the industry.  His Casting tape with Anetta Keys is fucking legendary.
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Re: I want to be Pierre Woodman when I grow up.
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2008, 09:22:38 PM »
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Re: I want to be Pierre Woodman when I grow up.

You're not close enough to easily exploited Eastern European women.

And, hopefully, your ass isn't as hairy.

Madrun Badrun

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Re: I want to be Pierre Woodman when I grow up.
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2008, 09:27:47 PM »
O it's as hairy.  I mean I had to rogaine it to get it exactly like woodman's.  I want to be just like him you know.   

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Re: I want to be Pierre Woodman when I grow up.
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2008, 09:35:01 PM »
I cant wait to get laid
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Re: I want to be Pierre Woodman when I grow up.
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2008, 09:41:22 PM »
Your a virgin too?   :o