Author Topic: truxton 2: best game ever? yes (Read 1311 times)

drohne · « **on:** July 28, 2008, 12:00:05 AM »

i'm not sure there's anything to discuss here

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:05:30 AM »

nonsense

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the greatest game ever. Look it up.

Besides, if you played one schmup, you played them all, right?

drohne · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:13:54 AM »

http://www.gaming-age.com/reviews/archive/old_reviews/ga2/n64/zelda.shtml

shit i guess you're right

actually you're abominably wrong. any five minutes of truxton 2 contain more design genius than miyamoto's entire gameography -- for example the way it starts playing a new song when the first boss shows up and then keeps playing that song through the first section of level 2. if 'level 2' is even the right name for that varicolored multipart virtuoso exhibition of total creative mastery

Oblivion · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:20:02 AM »

That review gets brought up a lot, it seems.

Crushed · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:20:22 AM »

[youtube=425,350]fedh5nMQjD0[/youtube]

boring

Crushed · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:21:26 AM »

who the hell names their game "truxton" it sounds like some kind of shitty big rigs game involving TRUX that weigh TONS

drohne · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:23:39 AM »

some irrelevant americans. its correct name translates to something like EXPERT KING -- which is perfectly accurate. who calls a game 'zelda'

Crushed · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:26:03 AM »

Quote from: drohne on July 28, 2008, 12:23:39 AM

some irrelevant americans. its correct name translates to something like EXPERT KING -- which is perfectly accurate. who calls a game 'zelda'

Someone who has the utmost respect for a crazy bitch who practically destroyed F. Scott Fitzgerald.

drohne · « **Reply #8 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:32:22 AM »

miyamoto had never heard of scott fitzgerald. and has probably never read a book. he probably got the name 'zelda' from a pornographic videotape in which a horsey blond is repulsively caressed by a japanese man somewhat resembling himself

OHH ZERUDA

Crushed · « **Reply #9 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:34:29 AM »

nah i'm pretty sure he said that he got the name from fitzgerald's wacko wife, except he probably didn't know that she was crazy because the japanese are the only people who can pervert american culture more than americans themselves

or like most japanese men he considers the mind to be the least important feature in a woman

Oblivion · « **Reply #10 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:37:53 AM »

Quote from: drohne on July 28, 2008, 12:32:22 AM

miyamoto had never heard of scott fitzgerald. and has probably never read a book. he probably got the name 'zelda' from a pornographic videotape in which a horsey blond is repulsively caressed by a japanese man somewhat resembling himself

OHH ZERUDA

Dunno if you're serious, but..

Quote

The name of the princess was inspired by Zelda Fitzgerald: "Zelda was the name of the wife of the famous novelist Francis Scott Fitzgerald. She was a famous and beautiful woman from all accounts, and I liked the sound of her name. So I took the liberty of using her name for the very first Zelda title," Miyamoto explained

Crushed · « **Reply #11 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:38:21 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on July 28, 2008, 12:37:23 AM

Best game ever?Wolf 3D.

It started it all.

Started what all?

drohne · « **Reply #12 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:40:15 AM »

the island nation of japan served its historical purpose when it produced the radiant godmen responsible for truxton 2, and if it still exists, which it may or may not, it exists only as an outsize monument to the numinous creative act which took place upon its otherwise infertile shores in the year of our lord 1992 amen

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:02:18 AM »

truxton/tatsujin 2 is indeed very very very awesome, but i also adore the first a lot

i disown that review

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #14 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:07:33 AM »

drohne · « **Reply #15 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:07:47 AM »

truxton 1 rox -- but for some reason it's really fucking slow in xbox mame. pce version is pretty decent, though

pilonv1 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:15:05 AM »

where do i play this truxton

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:17:12 AM »

well, this thread inspired me to fire up mame and both truxtons

man, the third part of truxton 1 is a fuck, after the lightbulb lookin' ships where the waves attack from the back :'( :'( :'(

i have grown weak; on to part 2

drohne · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:22:14 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on July 28, 2008, 01:15:05 AM

where do i play this truxton

mame, basically

truxton 1 is kind of ridiculously hard, yeah

edit: oh shit, looks like the most recent version of fbaxxx supports truxton

Brehvolution · « **Reply #19 on:** July 28, 2008, 10:15:31 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 28, 2008, 01:02:18 AM

truxton/tatsujin 2 is indeed very very very awesome, but i also adore the first a lot

i disown that review

Do you still do reviews?

tiesto · « **Reply #20 on:** July 28, 2008, 10:19:20 AM »

My dentist had a Genesis in his waiting room and a copy of Truxton there... all I remember about it was screen-filling skull-shaped bombs. Didn't know there was a sequel. Isn't Toaplan responsible for the Truxton games?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** July 28, 2008, 11:02:37 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 28, 2008, 10:15:31 AM

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 28, 2008, 01:02:18 AM
truxton/tatsujin 2 is indeed very very very awesome, but i also adore the first a lot

i disown that review

Do you still do reviews?

occasionally for pc gaming mags

drohne · « **Reply #22 on:** July 28, 2008, 04:11:19 PM »

the genesis version of truxton IS NOT TRUXTON

it's weird in that it reproduces the game pretty faithfully, but removes practically all the bullets. even in 'hard' mode

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** July 28, 2008, 05:08:51 PM »

yeah, i remember renting the genny truxton and almost single-crediting it and thinking WOW I ROCK TIME TO SHOW THE ARCADE FOLKS I AM AWESOME and then i got totally hosed

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