Author Topic: I'm a hummuslamofascist (Read 1400 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** July 30, 2008, 07:13:10 PM »

Forget virgins, I want all-I-can-eat hummus as my great hereafter

Hummus

Why can't all foods be this delicious

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #1 on:** July 30, 2008, 07:14:12 PM »

i like the forty spice kind

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #2 on:** July 30, 2008, 07:24:33 PM »

now i can't stop thinking about hummus and toasted pita wedges, but am too exhausted from work to leave the house

damn you, chickpea terrorist

APF · « **Reply #3 on:** July 30, 2008, 07:34:41 PM »

Luckily I live next to a Terrorist-American neighborhood and have access to plenty of Himmummus.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2008, 07:34:49 PM »

Our office cafeteria has hummus and and toasted pita wedges in the salad bar

I've totally become addicted as my mid-afternoon snack

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2008, 07:51:19 PM »

islamic food

bow down to your superiors, you measly american burgers

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2008, 07:55:21 PM »

i sometimes use hummus as a spread on sandwiches

thinly-sliced turkey + hummus + shredded cheese = mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2008, 07:55:55 PM »

Quote from: APF on July 30, 2008, 07:34:41 PM

Luckily I live next to a Terrorist-American neighborhood and have access to plenty of Himmummus.

I've been seriously considering moving to Little Saigon just for easy access to the Bánh mì. If it wouldn't fuck up my commute by 15 more minutes each way, I'd probably go through with it.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2008, 07:56:57 PM »

holy fuck i have to eat one of those

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2008, 07:58:08 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 30, 2008, 07:56:57 PM

holy fuck i have to eat one of those

What the article doesn't mention is they are literally $2-3, everywhere, always.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10 on:** July 30, 2008, 07:59:36 PM »

i'll have to make one of my own

get some fixin's from one of the asian markets here

i don't think there's a restaurant here in town that would have them

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:00:15 PM »

not restaurants; they are usually sold at vietnamese bakeries (often disguised as donut shops)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:01:10 PM »

or maybe "give in to what your tastebuds demand: hummus"

Eric P · « **Reply #13 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:02:14 PM »

isn't "a taste explosion" subtle enough?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:02:21 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 30, 2008, 08:00:15 PM

they are usually sold at vietnamese bakeries (often disguised as donut shops)

we don't have any of those

we do have a kickass thai restaurant with a beautiful water garden outside, though - but they don't serve sammiches

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:04:25 PM »

"strap some dynamite around your tongue and detonate it in the schoolbus of your hunger"

or something

Eric P · « **Reply #16 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:06:18 PM »

"so good you'll want it allah ova you face"

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #17 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:06:44 PM »

you win

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:18:30 PM »

ya know why all foods can't taste that good? because you fucking rock dude!!!!!

thank you for Dark City

Patel

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #19 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:27:09 PM »

Mmm... hummus.

I might have to make the long three-minute walk to Whole Foods and pick some up, along with a bag of pita.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #20 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:27:16 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 30, 2008, 08:18:30 PM

ya know why all foods can't taste that good? because you fucking rock dude!!!!!

thank you for Dark City

Patel

happy b-day, hope you enjoy the flick

Brehvolution · « **Reply #21 on:** July 30, 2008, 09:14:28 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on July 30, 2008, 08:06:18 PM

"so good you'll want it allah ova you face"

rofl

Positive Touch · « **Reply #22 on:** July 30, 2008, 09:59:03 PM »

a pita sandwich with hummus and a portabella is perfection

tiesto · « **Reply #23 on:** July 31, 2008, 10:06:29 AM »

I love hummus, but nothing beats tzatziki!

Eric P · « **Reply #24 on:** July 31, 2008, 10:09:17 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on July 31, 2008, 10:06:29 AM

I love hummus, but nothing beats tzatziki!

yesssssssssss

i am going to have kabob for lunch now

i have decided

thanks!

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Author Topic: I'm a hummuslamofascist (Read 1400 times)