Why do mosquitos exist?

[The Fake Shemp]

Why were they created by God? Is God an asshole?

[Brehvolution]

To spread disease that would otherwise be confined. True fact!

[The Fake Shemp]

How did they even survive the great flood?

[Eric P]

Why were they created by God? Is God an asshole?

as a follower of the old testament, you should be well aware of God's dickery

[Brehvolution]

How did they even survive the great flood?

There were 2 on the ark. Any standing water is a breeding ground for the flying filth.

[Powerslave]

my biggest enemies

these fuckers are easy to spot tough. When you hear them zooming by your ear at night get up and flick the lights on. They will definitely be hanging out near the spot you were sleeping in. Look good around, you are bound to spot the bitch. Reaally maybe around a slight corner but you should be able to see her.

[Reb]

YEAH BITCHES!!!

Body count is up to about 20 right now.

[muckhole]

  My gf won't let me get one of those. She knows human testing would shortly follow.

[Reb]

Be a man, buy it behind her back.

Then zap her back-hand from behind!

[muckhole]

That's the plan. She's not coming to the hardware store on my next trip.

[bagofeyes]

food for dragonflies

[Himu]

dragonflies eat mosquitos!

ROCK

[muckhole]

Earlier I was going to say how the mosquito population around here has finally dropped off this month. Then I went up in the woods to drop a tree, and got bit five times before I even started the saw.