Since we're apparently heading into the next gen across the board with all 2 systems and the Wii coming out after this weekend, I figured it would be a nice time to look back and think about what games we all enjoyed this past gen, which I will remember as a pretty fun time to be a gamer.
Most Favoritest Action GameFreaking awesome demon slaying action with shit tons of different weapons, fighting styles, guns and shit. Oh, and it was hard, too, which this gen was a freaking rarity for the most part. I'm getting a boner thinking about it.
Mention of HonorablenessOMG NINJAS! One of the better xbox games is also one of the better games of the past gen, period. DMC3 just seems a little bit deeper, but Itagaki still make me moist with action gamer horniness.
Most Favoritest RPGThe fact that this game wasn't commercially successful is the greatest indictment on modern gamer's tastes, imo. This game had kick ass combat, cool new mechanics and steep difficulty. Of course, it was an rpg, so instead of fans lining up to worship at the feet of this dev team, they whined to the extent that the devs
apologized. WTF total.
Mention of HonorablenessThis was a better representation of Star Wars than all 3 prequels put together and covered in jizz, even demi's jizz. It was also another representation of everything that was right in rpgs, but this one got bought and won shit tons of awards, deservedly. The light/dark force shifts, the open endedness, the fun combat, the force powers all went into this recipe of awesomeness. It also had the best character in all of videogaming history, HK-47.
Most Favoritest Fighting GameIf you try and argue this, you are a tard. VP4 Evo is not just my personal FAVORITE fighting game, it's the BEST fighting game of the past gen, unequivocally. In fact, it's so good I'm not gonna make a mention of honorableness in this category.
Most Favoritest Driving Type GameOMG sparks! Sorry sim wankers, I like FUN driving games. And Burnout 3 was the most fun driving game of the past gen. Lots of fun modes, including the hands down BEST multiplayer drunken fun, crash mode. "Dude, dude, try to beat my score! It's legal to drink and drive!"
I didn't really like any other driving games not named Burnout, so no mention of honorableness from me.
Most Favoritest Puzzle-esque GameJust fun addictive stuff here, which is what this genre is all about. Awesome music, too. Not much more to say; I mean who can't love the idea behind this game?
Mention of HonorablenessEven my black, Nintendo hating heart was melted by the wacky fun of Wario Ware.
Worstest (non)Game of All-time Ever of the GenWhy, Nintendo? Why?
Anyways, what do you whores think?