Sometimes Hell is cold

[Eel O'Brian]

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hWczdiCsH6qOPH-uel_WYt5j2JYAD9293K2O0

MOBILE, Ala. (AP) — A judge denied bond Thursday for a part-time evangelist charged with murder in the death of his wife, a mother of eight whose body was kept in a freezer for at least three years.

[Flannel Boy]

How the fuck does someone dissapear for five years and no one thinks to search the husbands house?

He's a man of god; he would never kill anyone, let alone his wife.

[Bildi]

Send him to the chair. 

With all the good work he's done for God I'm sure he'll be looked after.

[Crushed]

Actually, the lowest circle of Hell, Cocytus, is a frozen lake made of Satan's tears which traps the souls of those who were treacherous in life. The tears are frozen by the cold gusts of wind generated by Satan's wings as he attempts to free the lower half of his body encased in the ice.

[Bildi]

  So you didn't make that up?

Wow.

[Cormacaroni]

How the fuck does someone dissapear for five years and no one thinks to search the husbands house?

He's a man of god; he would never kill anyone, let alone his wife.

He's only a part-time evangelist though; the rest of the time he's a murdering psychopath. I'm sure it's very liberating after the strictures of the scriptures.

[Brehvolution]

Actually, the lowest circle of Hell, Cocytus, is a frozen lake made of Satan's tears which traps the souls of those who were treacherous in life. The tears are frozen by the cold gusts of wind generated by Satan's wings as he attempts to free the lower half of his body encased in the ice.


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bwahahhahahaa

[Brehvolution]

Maybe god told him to do it, or maybe she was just a huge bitch.