I was stopped at a red light, and across the intersection, a shitty looking brown van headed on the road towards me jumped the median and whacked into a big ass tree. There was smoke or steam coming from the hood (it was raining, so it could have been either). I was reaching for my phone, and then it happened: about a half-dozen day laborer-lookin' messicans jumped out of the van and scattered in all directions.
