Critics, film goers and box office agree: Mummy 3 > The Dark Knight!

[Solo]

This thread has made it impossible for me to troll the Mummy without getting embroiled in the larger TDK warz.

Mummy 3 trolls itself by losing #1 spot at the BO to a movie in its third week.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Whatever, I could never face off against the TDK Illuminati with rational thoughts that aren't sucking off the penis of a cartoon character.

[Flannel Boy]

Who is the lowest functioning autistic poster?

Methodis, Wolf Gang, Pharmacy, or laeapsppssppaznz?

Whatever, I could never face off against the TDK Illuminati with rational thoughts that aren't sucking off the penis of a cartoon character.

Does that answer your question?

[Solo]

This thread has made it impossible for me to troll the Mummy without getting embroiled in the larger TDK warz.

Mummy 3 trolls itself by losing #1 spot at the BO to a movie in its third week.

Forum trolls itself by arguing BO numbers of big summer films. :'(

What else is there to argue about them? Artistic merit?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Apparently autistic merit between the illuminati

[Eel O'Brian]

Um no, it was just a typo in the thread title, I even said in the original post you fucking idiot japafag sucking mother hucking cock sneezing inbred breeding guy anus licking while touching everyones penises which you like because you're a penis liker and even if you're not a penis liker it still sounds awesome to call you a penis liker because i'm sure deep down inside of you there is a penis liker in there that it was the best movie of 99 IMHO

^ wrote for the alone in the dark game

[Enl]

PENIS! PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!

Admit it, you like the penis.

[Eric P]

What else is there to argue about them? Artistic merit?

Did anyone else see Tell No One?

that was pretty fucking great

until the absolute end

[pilonv1]

wtf happened to the x-files movie

[Joe Molotov]

wtf happened to the x-files movie

It got Serenity'ed.

[Flannel Boy]

Serenity wasn't bad. 

[Great Rumbler]

Serenity wasn't bad. 

And yet it still bombed hard.  :'(

At least we can seek comfort in the fact that another terrible Eddie Murphy movie tanked even harder on a bigger budget.

[Mr. Gundam]

Serenity wasn't bad. 

And yet it still bombed hard.  :'(

At least we can seek comfort in the fact that another terrible Eddie Murphy movie tanked even harder on a bigger budget.

Who the hell greenlights those... things?

The Adventures of Pluto Nash cost $100 million to make. It made $7 million worldwide.
Meet Dave cost $55 million to make. It's made $10 million.

Just think of all the good that could've been done with that money. Feeding the poor, funding AIDS research, providing people with affordable housing? Nope! Let's make another shitty Eddie Murphy "family" comedy that no one will want to watch!

[Joe Molotov]

The real question is what brain trust had the idea "Hey, let's make a Sci-Fi comedy with Eddie Murphy! That's never been tried before!"

[Mr. Gundam]

The real question is what brain trust had the idea "Hey, let's make a Sci-Fi comedy with Eddie Murphy! That's never been tried before!"

20th Century Fox distribution executive Bert Livingston said of the box office bomb that cost $55 million to make, "It was a tough concept to get across. It's upsetting for all of us and for Eddie. He's very funny in this. Just not enough people came."

Apparently we're not cool enough to "get it."

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I love how they make fun of Eddie Murphy in 30 Rock with Tracy Jordans character 

[DJ_Tet]

tracy jordan 

[MyNameIsMethodis]

He's my favorite character in the show

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

He's my favorite character in the show

He was laughing that you said Tracy Jordan, as opposed to Tracy Morgan, the actual name of the actor.

[WrikaWrek]

I saw Mummy 3 with friends, and we all thought it was a really funny action movie. It was a easy going experience.

I saw Dark Knight too, 2 times, it was much better the 1st time around, because you believe Joker will pull it off, and let's face it, nobody gives a fuck about Batman in Dark Knight, it was the joker show with a bit of two face on the side. Heath Ledger deserves the oscar. And i never liked the joker before.

And somebody teach Nolan how to direct action, i mean the chase sequence was boring as shit.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

He's my favorite character in the show

He was laughing that you said Tracy Jordan, as opposed to Tracy Morgan, the actual name of the actor.

Why would I say Tracy Morgan though? The character in the shows name is Tracy Jordan....

[CajoleJuice]

He's my favorite character in the show

He was laughing that you said Tracy Jordan, as opposed to Tracy Morgan, the actual name of the actor.

Why would I say Tracy Morgan though? The character in the shows name is Tracy Jordan....

I love how they make fun of Eddie Murphy in 30 Rock with Tracy Jordans character

[FlameOfCallandor]

LOL the chase scene was fucking amazing.

[WrikaWrek]

The final part sure, when the truck gets turned over. Before that, boring and unexciting. There was no speed, it was like things were happening in a really slow and casual way.

Pretty crappy action directing. And whats up with Batman's fighting? Only involves waist up, the moves always look the same, some weird punches with the characters waiting to be hit, pretty crappy fighting choreo.

[TakingBackSunday]

*sigh*

I'm not gonna even say anything.

[Solo]

I DO agree that Nolan's chase scenes for whatever reason lack any sense of speed. The same was true of the chase in BB - the cars feel like they're going about 40mph tops.

[cool breeze]

I thought the chase sequence was amazing, but I do agree that they did lack a sense of speed.  I don't think there is anything really wrong with that.  I mean, both with the Batpod and the Tumbler, it showed them using shortcuts most of the time, so it almost made sense in a way.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

He's my favorite character in the show

He was laughing that you said Tracy Jordan, as opposed to Tracy Morgan, the actual name of the actor.

Why would I say Tracy Morgan though? The character in the shows name is Tracy Jordan....

I love how they make fun of Eddie Murphy in 30 Rock with Tracy Jordans character

I don't see whats wrong with waht I said?

[Solo]

Protip: Tracey Morgan actually exists. Tracey Jordon on the other hand, does not. Get it?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

No, because I knew that before I wrote that post.

Maybe it was because I put character in there to explain to people who don't watch the show that Tracy Jordan is a character in the show.

[Flannel Boy]

 

I hated Scarface and hated Al Pacino's character.

I hated Scarface and hated Tony Montana's character.

Which makes more sense.

You were obviously referring to the actor.

[TVC15]

Scarface sucks.

[Eric P]

Scarface sucks.

cosigned

gg, "gangstas"

what's next on your checklist of overhyped 80s bullshit, endlessly pimpin pound puppies, cuz they dawgs in cages like my peeps ray-ray and leroy who just want to be taken into a loving an caring home filled with hot bitches?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I hated Scarface and hated Al Pacino's character.

I hated Scarface and hated Tony Montana's character.

Which makes more sense.

You were obviously referring to the actor.

No I wasn't. Maybe it's just a different way of talking up here in Venezuala, but we always say character when talking about a character.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I said Tracy Jordans character, with no apostraphe, not indicating ownership on Tracy Jordans behalf.

[Joe Molotov]

Critics, film-goers, and box office agrees: Box Office discussion > Semantics debate

[DJ_Tet]

For the record, I was laughing because he called Tracy Morgan 'Tracy Jordan.'  Of course, when I did that, I had no idea that Tracy Jordan was the name of the character, so when I googled it after his response I felt appropriately stupid.