Author Topic: real talk: i've watched ten fucking hours of hell's kitchen tonight (Read 1081 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** August 03, 2008, 03:47:43 AM »

oh my god, it's addicting.

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** August 03, 2008, 03:48:02 AM »

great show

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** August 03, 2008, 03:49:26 AM »

seriously. i'm not one for reality shows most of the time. the backstabbing and plotting and alliances always gets to me. but it's never THAT bad in this show.

Reb · « **Reply #3 on:** August 03, 2008, 03:53:29 AM »

SHUT. IT. DOWNNNNN.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:06:05 AM »

YOU FUCKING FUCK

cool breeze · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:10:58 AM »

YOU DONKEY!

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:12:22 AM »

GET OVER HERE SLIM!

Reb · « **Reply #7 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:17:04 AM »

Good job, big boy.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:21:57 AM »

Look at me, you've got a face like a cow's backside

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:30:56 AM »

GET OUT

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:33:12 AM »

Hey all of you. FUCK YOURSELVES

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:34:49 AM »

now watch kitchen nightmares

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:36:14 AM »

what is kitchen nightmares?

NOW PISS OFF!

Vizzys · « **Reply #13 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:36:59 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitchen_Nightmares

its just as amusing

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:39:28 AM »

nice.

now take your jacket off.

Vizzys · « **Reply #15 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:41:40 AM »

YES CHEF

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #16 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:50:15 AM »

Which season(s)?

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:53:36 AM »

season 4.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #18 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:55:21 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 03, 2008, 04:53:36 AM

season 4.

Uuuuuuuuuuugh.

Jen.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #19 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:56:30 AM »

How awesome is Jean Phillipe?

Reb · « **Reply #20 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:58:49 AM »

His best moment every season is when he gets to present the choices of clothing to the two finalists.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** August 03, 2008, 04:59:12 AM »

he's pretty awesome. and yeah, I can't fucking stand Jen. And I hated Matt. Oh my god, I wanted to punch him.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #22 on:** August 03, 2008, 05:01:16 AM »

Season 4 was packed with awesome Jean Phillipe moments.

Jean Phillipe at the beach.

Jean Phillipe and the Tropicana models.

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** August 03, 2008, 05:02:48 AM »

I liked him best when that douche hit that girl in the head with the chair and he's like "you just hit her in the head"

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** August 03, 2008, 05:03:49 AM »

oh and jean phillipe "push the meat. meat meat meat meat"

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #25 on:** August 03, 2008, 05:24:40 AM »

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"Open your eyes you Belgian ****."

Akala · « **Reply #26 on:** August 03, 2008, 11:55:36 AM »

Kitchen Nightmares is awesome. You must watch it.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #27 on:** August 03, 2008, 12:23:44 PM »

Yeah if you got to watch something with chef Ramsey, watch Kitchen Nightmares. The show is infinitely more entertaining than Hell's Kitchen. The US version follows the same formula on every episode so it gets to be a little too predictable but it's still fun to watch. You can find BBC Kitchen Nightmares episodes on YouTube and the US one is up on Hulu.

Go now. See you again in 12 hours.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #28 on:** August 03, 2008, 12:56:20 PM »

Hell's Kitchen is just average FOX "reality," complete with asshole narration and, well, asshole everything. Untalented, unskilled attention whores duke it out in the kitchen, great television. Although, it does in its own way enhance the value of Top Chef. That's like an antidote to the shitpoison that is Hells' Kitchen, and I make sure I have both shows lined up on th DVR before watching either one.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** August 03, 2008, 01:25:31 PM »

you're crazy duckman

or maybe i'm really that out of touch with reality shows. the last reality show i watched more than 20 minutes of was like the second season of the real world.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #30 on:** August 03, 2008, 02:47:27 PM »

It's the format that gets to me. Put on a blindfold and cut out series specific tasks (like cooking) and it could be any other reality show. Overly pompous music and narration, and the same type of no talent, attention craving, backstabbing assbags that you will find in any reality show. I mean, these people seem to be borderline distinguished mentally-challenged, and far below even entry level chefs in every way that matters to the job. But it's entertainment, and they entertain. The real shame is that they FOX'd up the Kitchen Nightmares formula too. Ramsay is such a whore.

No, Top Chef is where it's at.

cool breeze · « **Reply #31 on:** August 03, 2008, 02:52:11 PM »

Top Chef is good when there isn't a lot of drama going on. Season 2 and 4 sucked because too many people were assholes, but that wasn't entertaining. Season 1 and 3 were great.

Hell's Kitchen is the exact opposite. People getting emotional and all jerk like to Ramsey is exactly what you watch for.

Mupepe · « **Reply #32 on:** August 03, 2008, 03:53:05 PM »

exactly. i watch to see Ramsay tear them apart and he never fails. He's fucking hilarious. I hate every one of the contestants except Patrozzi. He's fucking awesome and he's the only one that had any sort of dignity on the show.

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