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You screwed up my sammich, I'm calling the cops!
« on: August 04, 2008, 03:27:03 PM »
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Jacksonville police say Reginald Peterson needs to learn that 911 is not the appropriate place to complain that Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich.

Police said the 42-year-old man dialed 911 twice last week so he could have his sub made correctly. The second call was to complain that officers weren't arriving fast enough.

Subway workers told police Peterson became belligerent and yelled when they were fixing his order. They locked him out of the store after he left to call police.

When officers arrived, they tried to calm Peterson and explain the proper use of 911. Those efforts failed, and he was arrested on a charge of making false 911 calls.

Peterson did not have a listed phone number.
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Re: You screwed up my sammich, I'm calling the cops!
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2008, 03:29:18 PM »


Peterson did not have a listed phone number.

Smart move. You don't want morons calling you unnecessarily.

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Re: You screwed up my sammich, I'm calling the cops!
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2008, 03:36:45 PM »
goddamn i had subway yesterday.

oven roasted chicken sandwich with pepperoni and swiss cheese.  i got spicy mustard, tomatoes, lettuce, banana peppers and pickles.  so fucking good.

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Re: You screwed up my sammich, I'm calling the cops!
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2008, 03:39:20 PM »
goddamn i had subway yesterday.

oven roasted chicken sandwich with pepperoni and swiss cheese.  i got spicy mustard, tomatoes, lettuce, banana peppers and pickles.  so fucking good.

i bet that tastes fucking delicious

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Re: You screwed up my sammich, I'm calling the cops!
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2008, 03:41:30 PM »
You see, this is why I want to be a cop.  It's all fun and esay wacky shit, like arresting insane peoplea t subway and knocking over Armenian money trains.
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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2008, 03:43:05 PM »
You see, this is why I want to be a cop.  It's all fun and esay wacky shit, like arresting insane peoplea t subway and knocking over Armenian money trains.

One of my best friends from childhood became a cop after he got out of the Army. I always get a kick seeing him pull over jackasses.
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Re: You screwed up my sammich, I'm calling the cops!
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2008, 03:47:27 PM »
You see, this is why I want to be a cop.  It's all fun and esay wacky shit, like arresting insane peoplea t subway and knocking over Armenian money trains.

Old Crank: But they forgot to put sauce on my sammich.

White Man: OK sir, give me the sandwich and I'll go put some of my secret sauce on it.


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Re: You screwed up my sammich, I'm calling the cops!
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2008, 04:10:47 PM »
How can you not notice them not putting the sauce on?  THEY'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU MAKING THE SANDWICH!  smh
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