So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger

[MyNameIsMethodis]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080804/ap_on_en_mo/heath_ledger

I wonder how Hollywood will get manslaughter down to a DUI this time

[Tauntaun]

    Dat skinny ho done killed the gay cowboy! 

[Crushed]

Trying to divert the blame from your own crime, eh.

[Eric P]

it's like the american version of bruce lee's death

[Fresh Prince]

We need Christian Bale to give her a beatdown. 

[Flannel Boy]

We need Christian Bale to give her a beatdown. 

He won't hit a woman unless she's a relative.

[cool breeze]

Have you never seen American Psycho? He will go back in time and abort the bitch from ever being made.

Then again, Uncle Jesse.

[EvilBoris]

We need Christian Bale to give her a beatdown. 

He won't hit a woman unless she's a relative.

[Beardo]

That bitch is ugly.

[BlueTsunami]

Mary Kate: "I'll tell you EVERYTHING, I just don't want to be accountable for it"

Fucking bitch, OWN UP, MANG.

[Himu]

Jesus Christ. Fuck these Olsen Twins.

[Flannel Boy]

Jesus Christ. Fuck these Olsen Twins.

no thanks

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[The Fake Shemp]

Holy shit - four years?!  And I thought three and a half months was bad.

[Joe Molotov]

Mary Kate: "I'll tell you EVERYTHING, I just don't want to be accountable for it"

Fucking bitch, OWN UP, MANG.

"Alright, we'll grant your client immunity. We just want to know what she knows."


"I killed him."


"You're confessing to his murder?!"


"I have immunity, tee hee!"


"Damn."

*doink doink doink*

[BlueTsunami]

Pretty much

But there was one episode where a dude tried to get Immunity by withholding the whereabouts of a kidnapped girl. He made the deal with the DA but not the Judge. So they ended up giving him Immunity, finding the kid. They went back to court to render the ruling (which would be a slap on the wrist for him) and the judge basically goes "FUCK YOU, THIS IS PERVERSION TO JUSTICE. IMMUNITY VOIDED".

Owned

[bagofeyes]

How many pills did he take? How much does it take to kill a man? People often try to kill themselves by pills and fail. He wasn't even trying and did it no sweat.

[Flannel Boy]

Holy shit - four years?!  And I thought three and a half months was bad.

Yesterday I hit on a short, cute, blonde woman in her late twenties while she was walking her beagle and I was walking my 12-year-old Labrador. He started sniffing her dog's butt and I told her not to worry because at my dog's age he couldn't mount a legless poodle. She looked at her dog and said "come on, let's leave the dog and boy alone." 

[BlueTsunami]

How many pills did he take? How much does it take to kill a man? People often try to kill themselves by pills and fail. He wasn't even trying and did it no sweat.

It wasn't that he took too much, its just that he mixed the wrong shit together. Oxycotin, Vicodin and other anti-depressants.

[Himu]

Holy shit - four years?!  And I thought three and a half months was bad.

Yesterday I hit on a short, cute, blonde woman in her late twenties while she was walking her beagle and I was walking my 12-year-old Labrador. He started sniffing her dog's butt and I told her not to worry because at my dog's age he couldn't mount a legless poodle. She looked at her dog and said "come on, let's leave the dog and boy alone." 

 

[CajoleJuice]

Holy shit - four years?!  And I thought three and a half months was bad.

Yesterday I hit on a short, cute, blonde woman in her late twenties while she was walking her beagle and I was walking my 12-year-old Labrador. He started sniffing her dog's butt and I told her not to worry because at my dog's age he couldn't mount a legless poodle. She looked at her dog and said "come on, let's leave the dog and boy alone." 

very funny, LIAR

[bagofeyes]

How many pills did he take? How much does it take to kill a man? People often try to kill themselves by pills and fail. He wasn't even trying and did it no sweat.

It wasn't that he took too much, its just that he mixed the wrong shit together. Oxycotin, Vicodin and other anti-depressants.

He wanted to get too high

[Flannel Boy]

very funny, LIAR

Well, she might be in her early thirties, I walk my dog after sunset to avoid stupid children. I was actually thinking of making a thread about it yesterday.

 

[CajoleJuice]

I'm so sorry.

[The Fake Shemp]

By tomorrow, she'll be 45 when he tells this story again!

[Flannel Boy]

She'll be 45 years-old by the time I ever have sex again.

[CajoleJuice]

[The Fake Shemp]

Oh bollocks!  If I can get laid, anyone can.  Unless you're a total CHUD.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Oh bollocks!  If I can get laid, anyone can.  Unless you're a total CHUD.

 

I cant believe I'm getting more pussy than 99% of evibore.

[Phoenix Dark]

Too bad pussy is getting 99% less of FoC than EB is. Take a vacation

[ferrarimanf355]

Oh bollocks!  If I can get laid, anyone can.  Unless you're a total CHUD.

Virgin at 23.  :'(

[FlameOfCallandor]

Too bad pussy is getting 99% less of FoC than EB is. Take a vacation

That doesnt make any sense PD. Speak English nicca.

[Flannel Boy]

Oh bollocks!  If I can get laid, anyone can.  Unless you're a total CHUD.

I do spend most of my time underground. I'm too selective, anti-social, and introverted. It's the perfect storm for an extended dry spell.

[Phoenix Dark]

Oh bollocks!  If I can get laid, anyone can.  Unless you're a total CHUD.

I do spend most of my time underground. I'm too selective, anti-social, and introverted. It's the perfect storm for an extended dry spell.

Seems like the perfect recipe to get into the pants of black haired, rectangularly bespectacled skinny chicks who live at Starbucks

[Flannel Boy]

Oh bollocks!  If I can get laid, anyone can.  Unless you're a total CHUD.

I do spend most of my time underground. I'm too selective, anti-social, and introverted. It's the perfect storm for an extended dry spell.

Seems like the perfect recipe to get into the pants of black haired, rectangularly bespectacled skinny chicks who live at Starbucks

So you're saying that I should stop going to Tim Horton's?

[Phoenix Dark]

Unless you prefer middle aged women. I go to Starbucks maybe once every couple weeks - I never buy anything, in fact I only go because a female friend of mine basically lives there. Everytime I go there it's filled with the type of girls you find attractive, just with black hair and glasses

[Flannel Boy]

I just like to get my coffee and leave. The Starbucks atmosphere isn't for me.

[Phoenix Dark]

Me either. I've bought a couple things there before, but the entire atmosphere is rather meh. It's really nice late at night during the summer, and I like sitting near the big fireplace during the winter. But like I said, I only go when invited

If I have to lounge around in a store it's gotta be Barnes and Noble or Borders

[CajoleJuice]

Yeah, the only times I've been my town's Starbucks is if I had friends that said they were there. I've never bought anything.

But even my friends being there isn't enough for me to go there anymore. Rather go to the bar now.

[Flannel Boy]

note to self: if PD and Juice avoid doing something, do that thing.

[CajoleJuice]

You're not doing a good job at having sex.

[Robo]

The complication with bars is obvious enough:  the best bars never have any girls in them.

[Flannel Boy]

You're not doing a good job at having sex.

That's why I just made the note!

note to self: if PD and Juice avoid doing something, do that thing--like having sex.

[CajoleJuice]

Ok then, start watching anime.

[Flannel Boy]

Ok then, start watching anime.

I need to rewrite my notes


note to self: if PD and Juice avoid doing something relating to sex, women, or having a meaningful career, do that thing.

[CajoleJuice]

I was going to say "start watching gay porn" but only I avoid watching that.

[Phoenix Dark]

Damn, so my "listen to Chris Cornell's new song" quip is useless

hm

...

 

[Flannel Boy]

note to self: if I see a hot intern at my new job, I will tap it before she leaves and is replaced by a religious nut.

[CajoleJuice]

 :'(

[T234]

Normally, this is the spot where I would make a crack at cajole saying he needs to play wow and make it with Veronica Belmont, but my recent events in the photo lab have cut me alot deeper than I care to admit. 

[laesperanzapaz]

How many pills did he take? How much does it take to kill a man? People often try to kill themselves by pills and fail. He wasn't even trying and did it no sweat.

It wasn't that he took too much, its just that he mixed the wrong shit together. Oxycotin, Vicodin and other anti-depressants.

He wanted to get too high

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[Great Rumbler]

But there was one episode where a dude tried to get Immunity by withholding the whereabouts of a kidnapped girl. He made the deal with the DA but not the Judge. So they ended up giving him Immunity, finding the kid. They went back to court to render the ruling (which would be a slap on the wrist for him) and the judge basically goes "FUCK YOU, THIS IS PERVERSION TO JUSTICE. IMMUNITY VOIDED".

Owned

I remember that episode, it was totally awesome.

Also, just go ahead and throw both of the Olsen twins in prison. I don't even care if they actually had anything to do with it or not, getting rid of them would benefit all of society regardless.

[Kestastrophe]

Holy shit, there is more self loathing in here than a GAF thread.

[Eric P]

Holy shit, there is more self loathing in here than a GAF thread.

yes but our is a more refined self loathing

[Bloodwake]

Look at the picture in the the OP link.
 
SERIOUSLY SHE DOESN'T TAKE DRUGS 

[xnikki118x]

I like this part:

The masseuse discovered Ledger's body on Jan. 22. Police say she spent nine minutes making three calls to Olsen before dialing 911 for help, then called the actress a fourth time after paramedics arrived. At some point during the flurry of frantic calls, Olsen, who was in California, summoned her personal security guards to the apartment to help, police said.


Why would you spend that long calling some random chick before calling 911? Really! I like how she "summoned her personal security guards to the apartment to help" though, hah.

[Crushed]

"OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD"

"HE'S STILL THERE"

"DEAD DUDE STILL HERE WAIT I BETTER CALL THE COPS"

"Yes officer please come quickly, this is terrible."

"NOW WHERE WAS I, I HOPE HE DOESN'T POOP HIS PANTS LIKE THAT EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK"