Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS

[Boogie]

Godamn, I feel like shit for doing this to her.  All she ever did was love me, and I repay her by falling "out" of love with her and dumping her online.  I'm such an asshole

[muckhole]

At least you had the balls to go through with it. I know more than a few guys who have stayed (and usually strayed) because it was "easier".

[Madrun Badrun]

You dumped her online?  Why? 

[Boogie]

At least you had the balls to go through with it. I know more than a few guys who have stayed (and usually strayed) because it was "easier".

that's the main thing that motivated me to action.  As much as I hated it, I knew I had to act lest I allow myself to remain in a love- and passion-less relationship.

But GODDAMN do I feel like an asshole for hurting her like this.  Just need to vent, EB.  

[Boogie]

You dumped her online?  Why? 

Because I tried to do so on the phone and in person and was unable to do so in the face of her tears.  I'm a coward and an asshole, I admit it.

[AdmiralViscen]

She sounds like a real bitch, I'm glad you put her in her place.

[CajoleJuice]

[The Fake Shemp]

Boogie went from naive, nerdy virgin to mysoginistic, power-hungry asshole really quick.  Rock on, dude - keep living the dream!

[Flannel Boy]

I guess you met someone during your RCMP training.

I hope he makes you happy.

[Himu]

Holy shit boogie. I wish you the best bro.

[Boogie]

Boogie went from naive, nerdy virgin to mysoginistic, power-hungry asshole really quick.  Rock on, dude - keep living the dream!

Ya, go me.

[CajoleJuice]

BTW, I was laughing at AV, not you Boogie.

[The Fake Shemp]

Don't lie to him, CajoleJuice.

He's one of the cool kids now, he doesn't need your pity.  You can't even sit at the same table with him.  You're relegated to Malek's Korner.

[Madrun Badrun]

I guess you met someone during your RCMP training.

I hope he makes you happy.

 

[Flannel Boy]

Post Beatles video (x)

Post Rilo Kiley/Jenny Lewis video (check)

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[The Fake Shemp]

By the way, it's not uncommon for a guy to do the cold shoulder dump or phone/e-mail dump when they're relatively new to the whole dating thing.  It takes a bit of experience to kind of develop the emotional armor necessary to weather the downpour of emotions that women spray at you with gale force-like velocity after a break up.  Just pray you're ready for when it comes to be your turn to get dumped!

[cool breeze]

I wish I had a clip of that Seinfeld episode where the guy broke up with his girlfriend and continued to eat like nothing happened.  I want to be him.

[The Fake Shemp]

That is who Boogie is becoming.  What he is transforming into.

Soon, he'll just be this guy:



... but with a Canadian mountie unitard.

[Flannel Boy]

I think Boogie's mother will fight back.

[The Fake Shemp]

Soon, Boogie will have no emotions.  He will be an emotionless, empty vessel.  And there will be no pain.

JOIN US, BOOGIE.

[cool breeze]

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[demi]

You at least lost your virginity right

I mean someone had to say it

Guys?

[Fresh Prince]

Boogie can shoot to kill but can't face a crying women.

[Flannel Boy]

Boogie can shoot to kill but can't face a crying women.

There are some problems that you just can't taser.

[Boogie]

BTW, I was laughing at AV, not you Boogie.

I had hoped so, Cajole.

...

For your sake. 

By the way, it's not uncommon for a guy to do the cold shoulder dump or phone/e-mail dump when they're relatively new to the whole dating thing.  It takes a bit of experience to kind of develop the emotional armor necessary to weather the downpour of emotions that women spray at you with gale force-like velocity after a break up.  Just pray you're ready for when it comes to be your turn to get dumped!

So noted.

[Phoenix Dark]

Boogie: a cautionary tale for virgins everywhere 

Can't you see, you've become what you hated, what we all hated

[Boogie]

Boogie can shoot to kill but can't face a crying women.

Basically, yes.

[Madrun Badrun]

Boogie can shoot to kill but can't face a crying women.

There are some problems that you just can't taser.

Fuck 

[TVC15]

Boogie, if it will take your mind off of it, we can make some porn with Arvie.  I hear he has two assholes these days.

[Boogie]

Boogie, if it will take your mind off of it, we can make some porn with Arvie.  I hear he has two assholes these days.

 

[Flannel Boy]

Boogie, if it will take your mind off of it, we can make some porn with Arvie.  I hear he has two assholes these days.

Both suffer from excessive bleeding, not like that would stop you.

[xnikki118x]

I've never been the dumper, only the dumpee. I imagine it's difficult either way though.

[cool breeze]

I actually wonder if I could ever get so emotionally attached to a woman that I would have trouble telling her off.

[MrAngryFace]

Breaking up is the worst when its not on horrible terms. Just kinda hurts.

[TVC15]

You know what hurts?  When it feels like your brains are about to explode out of your skull like in Scanners, and there's nothing you can do about it

[MrAngryFace]

Youre breaking up with your teeth

[TVC15]

More like my entire skull

[Howard Alan Treesong]

BRAEKUPS ARG

[laesperanzapaz]

Boogie can shoot to kill but can't face a crying women.

There are some problems that you just can't taser.

[Reb]

Fuck you Boogie, be a man and do it to her face, then come cry at EB.

You don't deserve support after being an internet-pussy.

[FlameOfCallandor]

At least boogie got some vag