Author Topic: Ever have a day where your nuts are ceaselessly itchy? (Read 1499 times)

BobFromPikeCreek · « **on:** August 06, 2008, 10:53:15 AM »

This fucking sucks. I can't stop scratching my balls.

abrader · « **Reply #1 on:** August 06, 2008, 10:53:58 AM »

Whats the last thing your balls did before this all started?

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #2 on:** August 06, 2008, 10:54:31 AM »

If you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting, I wish.

abrader · « **Reply #3 on:** August 06, 2008, 10:55:49 AM »

Did you not rinse the soap out from under there in the shower?

Perhaps the soap has dried on and it now irritating the heck out of yer taint.

Reb · « **Reply #4 on:** August 06, 2008, 10:58:49 AM »

Did you shower at all this week?

abrader · « **Reply #5 on:** August 06, 2008, 11:02:48 AM »

Did you recently use your balls to help a colony of scabies block the draft coming into the entrance to their nest?

abrader · « **Reply #6 on:** August 06, 2008, 11:03:23 AM »

get a handjob from a homeless guy?

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #7 on:** August 06, 2008, 11:06:01 AM »

Nope, my nuts don't itch ceaselessly.

I think you sat on a louse-y toilet seat.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #8 on:** August 06, 2008, 11:10:35 AM »

Did you recently use your balls to help a colony of scabies block the draft coming into the entrance to their nest?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. What was I thinking?

abrader · « **Reply #9 on:** August 06, 2008, 11:11:46 AM »

Did you get a handjob from a desperate ex-reality show star?

chronovore · « **Reply #10 on:** August 06, 2008, 11:51:38 AM »

No, but what about those bad, humid days where your sac keeps batwinging to your inner thigh. That's annoying.

muckhole · « **Reply #11 on:** August 06, 2008, 12:28:14 PM »

And while you're down there, do us all a favour and wash that ass too.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #12 on:** August 06, 2008, 01:05:40 PM »

My ass is impeccable. You could eat a three course meal off that bad boy. I take hygiene vary seriously.

Reb · « **Reply #13 on:** August 06, 2008, 01:08:57 PM »

My ass is impeccable. You could eat a three course meal off that bad boy. I take hygiene vary seriously.

Results may very.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #14 on:** August 06, 2008, 01:14:05 PM »

dammit

Brehvolution · « **Reply #15 on:** August 06, 2008, 02:17:23 PM »

No, but what about those bad, humid days where your sac keeps batwinging to your inner thigh. That's annoying.

Especially when driving. Total annoyance.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #16 on:** August 06, 2008, 02:32:52 PM »

My balls itch everyday, CAUSE I'M A MAN! I do need to trim down there though.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** August 06, 2008, 02:39:15 PM »

this thread made me fucking horny

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** August 06, 2008, 02:56:35 PM »

this thread made me fucking horny

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #19 on:** August 06, 2008, 04:34:38 PM »

Hurrah! My balls just stopped itching.

Reb · « **Reply #20 on:** August 06, 2008, 04:41:23 PM »

Mine started. Coincidence? I think not!

muckhole · « **Reply #21 on:** August 06, 2008, 04:57:44 PM »

Hurrah! My balls just stopped itching.

Coincidentally, I can no longer smell your ass, either.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #22 on:** August 06, 2008, 05:07:13 PM »

My ass smells like a meadow of daffodils.

muckhole · « **Reply #23 on:** August 06, 2008, 05:08:17 PM »

Rman · « **Reply #24 on:** August 06, 2008, 05:42:48 PM »

Could be jock itch. Which is basically a male yeast infection.

abrader · « **Reply #25 on:** August 06, 2008, 06:01:10 PM »

you guys ever chaffe yer theighs with yer sac?

That sucks

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