BREAKING MUST CREDIT APF: MCCAIN AD REALLY SAYING OBAMA IS ANTICHRIST

[Eric P]

huckabee didn't win because his eyes are fucking creepy

[APF]

I think that even if there's the slightest possibility that someone might interpret anything in any way I can imagine, that must have been the author's intent, and I intend to inspect every speech, every word, every intonation with that principle in mind.  Frankly, in these worrisome times it's the only way to be sure.

[Fresh Prince]

You're a sore loser. 

[APF]

Religious nutballs are NOT above killing people to serve their twisted goals.

there's an entire book about it

THE BOOK OF LUKE 

maybe you've heard of it.

Wait I was just thinking about this.  If the Book of Luke discusses the death of a messiah, and Luke is the name of the guy from Star Wars--a series where some black guy dies at the end--and Eric P is defending my interpretation of McCain's ad, then obviously Eric P is part of McCain's campaign staff, meaning I was RIGHT that this is a call to assassinate "some black guy" IE BARACK OBAMA OMG I SEE IT NOW

[Crushed]

Religious nutballs are NOT above killing people to serve their twisted goals.

there's an entire book about it

THE BOOK OF LUKE 

maybe you've heard of it.

Wait I was just thinking about this.  If the Book of Luke discusses the death of a messiah, and Luke is the name of the guy from Star Wars--a series where some black guy dies at the end--and Eric P is defending my interpretation of McCain's ad, then obviously Eric P is part of McCain's campaign staff, meaning I was RIGHT that this is a call to assassinate "some black guy" IE BARACK OBAMA OMG I SEE IT NOW

[APF]

Crushed!  Unfortunately the cool kids have left this thread but if you run real quick maybe you still have a chance to sit on their dicks!

[Phoenix Dark]

When Troll Gods Collide

[Fresh Prince]

I mean how else could he live so long? He clearly feeds of the blood of Vietnamese children.

[AdmiralViscen]

Holy fuck @ this

Yet I can't look away

[Tristam]

I think that even if there's the slightest possibility that someone might interpret anything in any way I can imagine, that must have been the author's intent, and I intend to inspect every speech, every word, every intonation with that principle in mind.  Frankly, in these worrisome times it's the only way to be sure.

If you wish to sarcastically frame the discussion in such a way that it dismisses the actual intent behind the ad, then you don't deserve serious responses. Instead you get 

[siamesedreamer]

What the fuck is wrong with you.

The fact that I'm reading your replies.

 

[duckman2000]

And there's the sidekick

[APF]

I like the elephants because they remind me of Republicans.  Also they're pink and everyone knows the Republican party is the party of gays.  And they're dancing on the grave of your specious arguments.