Author Topic: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles (Read 9608 times)

Himu · « **on:** August 07, 2008, 05:41:33 PM »

I am gonna chill with my lady friend tomorrow, and I wanna be prepared. I wanna go all out and shave my balls, but I'm not sure of the safest way how. Can anyone (aoi tsuki) give a brother some tips? I shave my pubes regularly, but testicles...never ever. I want everything on my groin to be as smooth as a whistle.

Crushed · « **Reply #1 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:45:01 PM »

oh dear this is going to be a comedy of errors isn't it

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:45:42 PM »

Dont shave, just trim

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #3 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:45:53 PM »

I always use my wife's razor and shave gel. I always do it laying down in the tub cuz it gives me a better view. When I'm done the razor looks like a porcupine

I will also say that if you are going to use a hair trimmer, be careful. I got one of my nutsack wrinkles caught in the clippers and it took a strip of skin right off. Use a guard (#1 if possible) and then take the razor to it.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #4 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:46:15 PM »

Give me your adress and I'll be there in a few.

Vizzys · « **Reply #5 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:46:36 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on August 07, 2008, 05:46:15 PM

Give me your adress and I'll be there in a few.

It begins.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #6 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:47:48 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 07, 2008, 05:45:42 PM

Dont shave, just trim

Yup. Use one of those Philips grooming kits.

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

Crushed · « **Reply #7 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:48:12 PM »

this is going to end with himu having a hideous scabby scrotum which he tries to hide using all sorts of ridiculous hijinks

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #8 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:48:47 PM »

Trim the balls.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:50:32 PM »

So would it be good to use an electric razor to trim the hair? Or would that hurt?

Crushed · « **Reply #10 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:51:11 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on August 07, 2008, 05:47:48 PM

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #11 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:51:55 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 07, 2008, 05:50:32 PM

So would it be good to use an electric razor to trim the hair? Or would that hurt?

It doesn't hurt if you're careful. I do it all the time.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:53:07 PM »

I use the same razor to trim my pubes and the hair on my dick.

It's my dad's razor.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #13 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:53:19 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 07, 2008, 05:50:32 PM

So would it be good to use an electric razor to trim the hair? Or would that hurt?

A few posts above

Quote from: Kestastrophe on August 07, 2008, 05:45:53 PM

I will also say that if you are going to use a hair trimmer, be careful. I got one of my nutsack wrinkles caught in the clippers and it took a strip of skin right off. Use a guard (#1 if possible) and then take the razor to it.

Powerslave · « **Reply #14 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:54:05 PM »

Not that hard. Rub your balls in with liquid bath soap. let it foam, then use a razor to shave your balls. Lift your dick with the other hand. Dont press the razor onto the ballsack too deep.

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:54:13 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on August 07, 2008, 05:53:19 PM

Quote from: Himuro on August 07, 2008, 05:50:32 PM
So would it be good to use an electric razor to trim the hair? Or would that hurt?

A few posts above

Quote from: Kestastrophe on August 07, 2008, 05:45:53 PM
I will also say that if you are going to use a hair trimmer, be careful. I got one of my nutsack wrinkles caught in the clippers and it took a strip of skin right off. Use a guard (#1 if possible) and then take the razor to it.

I didn't see that edit. Thanks for the warning.

Crushed · « **Reply #16 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:54:23 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 07, 2008, 05:53:07 PM

I use the same razor to trim my pubes and the hair on my dick.

It's my dad's razor.

do you tell your dad that he's rubbing your dick skin oils on his face

Rman · « **Reply #17 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:54:49 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 07, 2008, 05:53:07 PM

I use the same razor to trim my pubes and the hair on my dick.

It's my dad's razor.

Ugh. I hope your dad doesn't use it.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:55:14 PM »

Of course he does.

I always wash it when I'm done though.

cool breeze · « **Reply #19 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:55:58 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on August 07, 2008, 05:47:48 PM

Yup. Use one of those Philips grooming kits.

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

I have one of those, but I never used it. Don't want to shave my balls if only because I'm lazy and don't want stubble pubes.

Rman · « **Reply #20 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:56:08 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 07, 2008, 05:55:14 PM

Of course he does.

:barfs

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:56:43 PM »

Quote from: Rman on August 07, 2008, 05:56:08 PM

Quote from: Himuro on August 07, 2008, 05:55:14 PM
Of course he does.
:barfs

I wash it after I use it!!!

Crushed · « **Reply #22 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:56:47 PM »

what if he uses the razor for the same purposes

it's like second hand incestuous swordfighting

Rman · « **Reply #23 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:57:21 PM »

It's just the thought that makes it hilariously nasty.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #24 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:57:48 PM »

I don't want to be hairy down there, but I fear I'll lose half my manliness if I completely rid myself of the grizz down there.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #25 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:57:55 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on August 07, 2008, 05:54:23 PM

Quote from: Himuro on August 07, 2008, 05:53:07 PM
I use the same razor to trim my pubes and the hair on my dick.

It's my dad's razor.

do you tell your dad that he's rubbing your dick skin oils on his face

Quote from: Crushed on August 07, 2008, 05:56:47 PM

what if he uses the razor for the same purposes

it's like second hand incestuous swordfighting

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #26 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:00:03 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on August 07, 2008, 05:57:48 PM

I don't want to be hairy down there, but I fear I'll lose half my manliness if I completely rid myself of the grizz down there.

But it's sanitary. Do you want to be a dirty, hairy, disease ridden bear?

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:02:26 PM »

I don't like pubes on women, so I feel I should return the favor. I don't like pubic hair all in my mouth and nose when I sniff the cooch. Can you imagine licking and sucking a guy's balls and they're hairy as shit? Common courtesy!

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #28 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:04:19 PM »

What is the pube equivalent of neckbeard?

cool breeze · « **Reply #29 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:04:40 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 07, 2008, 05:56:43 PM

I wash it after I use it!!!

That doesn't matter. Your balls will still indirectly be touching his face. You might as well take a shower and lay the sack there and see how he appreciates that before using the razor. Same thing...basically.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #30 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:05:07 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 07, 2008, 06:02:26 PM

I don't like pubes on women, so I feel I should return the favor. I don't like pubic hair all in my mouth and nose when I sniff the cooch. Can you imagine licking and sucking a guy's balls and they're hairy as shit? Common courtesy!

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:05:46 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on August 07, 2008, 06:00:03 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on August 07, 2008, 05:57:48 PM
I don't want to be hairy down there, but I fear I'll lose half my manliness if I completely rid myself of the grizz down there.
But it's sanitary. Do you want to be a dirty, hairy, disease ridden bear?

There is nothing wrong with being a bear.

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:07:20 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on August 07, 2008, 06:06:19 PM

Quote from: Himuro on August 07, 2008, 06:02:26 PM
I don't like pubes on women, so I feel I should return the favor. I don't like pubic hair all in my mouth and nose when I sniff the cooch. Can you imagine licking and sucking a guy's balls and they're hairy as shit? Common courtesy!

Exactly. Do unto others as others should do unto you. MUFF diving isn't fun at all. No sirree. But when it's bare...omg

Don't you just love it when they cum? It's like, beating and pulsating and fuck it turns me on.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #33 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:07:26 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 07, 2008, 06:05:46 PM

Quote from: Greatness Gone on August 07, 2008, 06:00:03 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on August 07, 2008, 05:57:48 PM
I don't want to be hairy down there, but I fear I'll lose half my manliness if I completely rid myself of the grizz down there.
But it's sanitary. Do you want to be a dirty, hairy, disease ridden bear?

There is nothing wrong with being a bear.

I know that, but I don't want to upset the straights. <3 Bears.

Himuro, have you ever swallowed a pube?

Crushed · « **Reply #34 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:07:38 PM »

just remember himu, when the doctors ask what happen, you can always say that you were converting to judaism and it was the mohel's first day

demi · « **Reply #35 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:07:47 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on August 07, 2008, 05:57:48 PM

I don't want to be hairy down there, but I fear I'll lose half my manliness if I completely rid myself of the grizz down there.

So trim it. It grows back anyway.

Grecco · « **Reply #36 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:08:34 PM »

Real Men are Hairy fucks. JMO

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:08:35 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on August 07, 2008, 06:07:26 PM

Himuro, have you ever swallowed a pube?

My own, maybe.

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:09:17 PM »

I hope your woman friend is grabby, cause your nuts will be itchy as fuck, and someone's gotta scratch it

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:09:27 PM »

Quote from: Grecco on August 07, 2008, 06:08:34 PM

Real Men are Hairy fucks. JMO

I'm probably more hairy than you. My shoulders are like more hairy and thicker than Seinfield's jew fro.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #40 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:11:02 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 07, 2008, 06:09:17 PM

I hope your woman friend is grabby, cause your nuts will be itchy as fuck, and someone's gotta scratch it

This thread is amazing.

Himu · « **Reply #41 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:11:40 PM »

My pubes are never itchy when I trim them. They're more itchy when the hair stars growing back, but it was only like that when I first started trimming.

demi · « **Reply #42 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:12:19 PM »

Well I know that, but you said you want to shave, meaning give it the ol razor swipe

demi · « **Reply #43 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:12:41 PM »

Bonus points if you dont scream after slapping astringent on your nuts

Himu · « **Reply #44 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:13:18 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 07, 2008, 06:12:19 PM

Well I know that, but you said you want to shave, meaning give it the ol razor swipe

Well, I'm not too knowledgeable about getting rid of hair on the testes. I've never tried and it's always scared the shit out of me.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #45 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:13:29 PM »

If you shave the day that your lady friend comes over, the itchiness shouldn't be too bad. Once stubble starts to appear though it can get really uncomfortable.

demi · « **Reply #46 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:14:17 PM »

You've definitely lived in Japan too long

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #47 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:15:19 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 07, 2008, 06:12:41 PM

Bonus points if you dont scream after slapping astringent on your nuts

Use this instead

Himu · « **Reply #48 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:15:52 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on August 07, 2008, 06:12:25 PM

Don't forget to rim the corn. Just pray to god that she's as diligent about keeping that ass pure as you are about trimming your nuts.

So after I trim the ballsack I should go over the butt hole? Hmmm. I can't exactly see that so it'd make things harder. What if I accidentally go to far and then my hair on my butt makes an M shape?

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #49 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:17:02 PM »

You know what sucks about guys with trimmed pubic hair? When you go down on them, their hair is, like, razor sharp and it hurts your lips. Gross.

Your lady friend probably likes you all hairy, don't even bother.

demi · « **Reply #50 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:17:57 PM »

I bet her pussy farts stink

Himu · « **Reply #51 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:18:13 PM »

Well, do you go down on them the day they trim?

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #52 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:18:23 PM »

I routinely shave my privates, but I am not comfortable enough to shave my corm. Make sure you get the taint at least, since that is traditional BJ playground, but I would say brown eye is optional

Crushed · « **Reply #53 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:19:16 PM »

http://p.ondero.us/dont-shave-your-butt-hair/

Himu · « **Reply #54 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:19:21 PM »

Yeah, I'm comfortable shaving the ballsack and under it but I'm not sure about the butt hole.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #55 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:20:50 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 07, 2008, 06:18:13 PM

Well, do you go down on them the day they trim?

Purely coincidences.

Himu · « **Reply #56 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:23:56 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on August 07, 2008, 06:19:16 PM

http://p.ondero.us/dont-shave-your-butt-hair/

holy shit (lol)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #57 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:24:39 PM »

Just use a safty razor in the bath tube after soaking for a bit. I'm sure you've heard this before but just take it slow and everything will be allrighhhht.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #58 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:25:37 PM »

Greatness Gone: Out of curiosity, how many sexual partners have you had?

Himu · « **Reply #59 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:28:40 PM »

What movie should we see? We both like the same type of movies. We saw Wall-E and TDK together. Maybe we should see Pineapple express and get high before seeing it.

News:

Author Topic: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles (Read 9608 times)