Friday more like monday.

[Madrun Badrun]

So today I had a dentist appointment from 7:45 till 10.  I had two small cavities which sucked but my dentist is also my cousin so it only ended up costing $76 which was awesome.  Then things started to suck.  Had to go to the doctors after that.  My doctor is going on holidays for two weeks and is worried about how slow this thing is healing so now I have to see the surgeon again. He also sent me for blood work to make sure I wasn't diabetic which would slow down the progress of the healing.  So it's about noon now and I'm getting my blood taken.  I pass out.  All I remember thinking was that I was violently thrusting my hips when I was out but I was to embarrassed to ask the blood girls what I was doing.  Anyways after them making me go lay down in their examining table thing, and me noticing that there was blood on the ceiling light, which made me even more sick, I take my Grandma for A and W because she's been nice driving me to the doctors when I need to this last month.  I go to pay and get insignificant funds.  Try again same thing which is really funny because I just deposited $600 from mature bonds in last week.  Anyways I get home and I'm not feeling good and pass out again.  So I come to, have a nap then check my accounts and the 600 is no where to be seen   

What a bad day.         

[Brehvolution]

[Greatness Gone]

?

[Positive Touch]

did your grandma pay for the corn dog nuggets

[Madrun Badrun]

The what? 

[Positive Touch]

didn't you just say you went to A&W?

[Van Cruncheon]

hey, i found out that i have a melanoma on my right arm, that gout is a permanent affliction i hafta take some expensive medicine to prevent, and that my vasectomy is gonna hurt like fuck

ooooo, doctors

aaand i didn't even get any good painkillers out of it. asshole gave me indomethacin, which apparently causes ulcers and increases heart attack risk!

[Madrun Badrun]

She did pay for my food which was really good, and had nothing to do with corn or dogs or nuggets. 

[Eric P]

hey, i found out that i have a melanoma on my right arm, that gout is a permanent affliction i hafta take some expensive medicine to prevent, and that my vasectomy is gonna hurt like fuck

ooooo, doctors

aaand i didn't even get any good painkillers out of it. asshole gave me indomethacin, which apprently causes ulcers and increases heart attack risk!

that kind of sucks

[Van Cruncheon]

hey, i found out that i have a melanoma on my right arm, that gout is a permanent affliction i hafta take some expensive medicine to prevent, and that my vasectomy is gonna hurt like fuck

ooooo, doctors

aaand i didn't even get any good painkillers out of it. asshole gave me indomethacin, which apparently causes ulcers and increases heart attack risk!

that kind of sucks

*shrug* life kind of sucks from time to time. i'm fairly zen about the vagaries of medicine and biology.

[Madrun Badrun]

hey, i found out that i have a melanoma on my right arm, that gout is a permanent affliction i hafta take some expensive medicine to prevent, and that my vasectomy is gonna hurt like fuck

ooooo, doctors

aaand i didn't even get any good painkillers out of it. asshole gave me indomethacin, which apprently causes ulcers and increases heart attack risk!

You're having a vasectomy? 

[Van Cruncheon]

hey, i found out that i have a melanoma on my right arm, that gout is a permanent affliction i hafta take some expensive medicine to prevent, and that my vasectomy is gonna hurt like fuck

ooooo, doctors

aaand i didn't even get any good painkillers out of it. asshole gave me indomethacin, which apprently causes ulcers and increases heart attack risk!

Your having a vasectomy? 

hey, i found out that i have a melanoma on my right arm, that gout is a permanent affliction i hafta take some expensive medicine to prevent, and that my vasectomy is gonna hurt like fuck

ooooo, doctors

aaand i didn't even get any good painkillers out of it. asshole gave me indomethacin, which apprently causes ulcers and increases heart attack risk!

Your having a vasectomy? 

after i got the greyhound pregnant, my wife insisted

[muckhole]

hey, i found out that i have a melanoma on my right arm, that gout is a permanent affliction i hafta take some expensive medicine to prevent, and that my vasectomy is gonna hurt like fuck

ooooo, doctors

aaand i didn't even get any good painkillers out of it. asshole gave me indomethacin, which apprently causes ulcers and increases heart attack risk!

Awww fuck. I wish I had read this before I jokingly requested pics of your foot in the "post your pics" thread.

Sorry, dude.  

[Van Cruncheon]

hey, i found out that i have a melanoma on my right arm, that gout is a permanent affliction i hafta take some expensive medicine to prevent, and that my vasectomy is gonna hurt like fuck

ooooo, doctors

aaand i didn't even get any good painkillers out of it. asshole gave me indomethacin, which apprently causes ulcers and increases heart attack risk!

Awww fuck. I wish I had read this before I jokingly requested pics of your foot in the "post your pics" thread.

Sorry, dude.  

hahaha, no sympathy necessary. i'd rather have jokes at my expense than maudlin handwringing!

maf and tvc have been trying to get me to start using a cane

[Madrun Badrun]

You know my 87 year old grandpa has gout, melanoma, and uses a cane.

[Eric P]

with a cane you have extra motivation for your subordinates handy at all times.

plus you can drink mint juleps all the time and call everyone "son"

[muckhole]

hahaha, no sympathy necessary. i'd rather have jokes at my expense than maudlin handwringing!

maf and tvc have been trying to get me to start using a cane

Hahaha, I had to use a cane a few years ago when I hurt my back big time. It was actually pretty cool. We'll have to pitch in and get you a silver one with a chrome skull on top.

[Van Cruncheon]

You know my 87 year old grandpa has gout, melanoma, and uses a cane.

old drinky is old

[Howard Alan Treesong]

you can get some pimp ass canes, get a sword cane, then leave the cane part at home

[Madrun Badrun]

flask canes are cooler.

[Van Cruncheon]

http://www.caneswords.net/main.htm

omg YES

[Howard Alan Treesong]

get a cane that looks like Fitty would fight terrists to get it back, were it to be taken from him by a fool

[muckhole]

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http://www.caneswords.net/main.htm

omg YES

  It's perfect.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

GET THE ZATOICHI CANE SWORD

[Van Cruncheon]

i will order one of these just cuz

worst case i can use it to commit seppuku the next time i hafta interview a rambling erstwhile software engineer

yes, yes, you developed a real-time compression algorithm for streaming media before the advent of the internet, i am sure you really are an unsung genius, no that doesn't answer my question, no we don't hire people just because life has been previously disrespectful of your brilliance, can you please hold this sheath while i kneel here, OH GOD IT HURTS here comes the sweet dark of permanent midnight now shut the fuck up and leave my office

[Madrun Badrun]

GET THE ZATOICHI CANE SWORD

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sexy. 

[Brehvolution]

It doesn't matter how old you are Doug, I will still worship you.

* cue cheesy music*