Author Topic: LOL PETA (Read 3311 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:16:22 PM »

man i really want a steak

sensitive animals taste the best

Vizzys · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:18:14 PM »

the good taste outweighs the bad feelings

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:19:24 PM »

what bad feelings, it's fun to eat the lesser creatures of the earth -- and i sure ain't gonna eat 'em alive

here kitty kitty kitty, the bbq is getting cold

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:22:19 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 08, 2008, 10:19:24 PM

what bad feelings, it's fun to eat the lesser creatures of the earth -- and i sure ain't gonna eat 'em alive

here kitty kitty kitty, the bbq is getting cold

Kittonwy wants no moar of this kind of talk

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:22:20 PM »

PETA makes eating meat sounds sooo dirty, and I like it. It lets me feel like some hedonistic emperor of old, even when I'm chowing down on the 99-cent double cheeseburger from McDonald's.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:23:40 PM »

barbecue day lets us all be a little caligula

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:24:25 PM »

I thought you were supposed to cover up messy corporate secrets.

Crushed · « **Reply #8 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:52:06 PM »

You know, it sounds really bad, but then you realize it's a cow and that humans are omnivorous creatures that evolved eating quadrupedal herbivores and it's totally okay.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:55:00 PM »

awesome.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 08, 2008, 11:09:58 PM »

I could use a Porterhouse by now.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** August 08, 2008, 11:12:58 PM »

I found a place near my new apartment that makes a great spicy chicken wrap (they also make a decent poutine) and they deliver!

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #12 on:** August 08, 2008, 11:13:28 PM »

Holy shit that is insensitive. Makes me want to go buy a whole bucket of KFC.

cool breeze · « **Reply #13 on:** August 08, 2008, 11:17:16 PM »

You know what I had for dinner tonight? Steak AND chicken.

PETA should just be classified as an extremist feminist group and sectioned off into the Hong Kong or something like that.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** August 08, 2008, 11:35:41 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 08, 2008, 10:22:20 PM

PETA makes eating meat sounds sooo dirty, and I like it. It lets me feel like some hedonistic emperor of old, even when I'm chowing down on the 99-cent double cheeseburger from McDonald's.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #15 on:** August 09, 2008, 03:04:00 AM »

thats pretty amazing that they'd do this

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** August 09, 2008, 03:09:05 AM »

Is it? Is it really?

jiji · « **Reply #17 on:** August 09, 2008, 03:38:08 AM »

PETA

tomorrow I will go out of my way to include a (somewhat) charismatic megafauna in my diet

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** August 09, 2008, 07:49:42 AM »

is this real?

"vegetarian starter kit"?

Candyflip · « **Reply #19 on:** August 09, 2008, 07:58:12 AM »

http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/07/peta-beheaded-man-tastes-just-like-chicken/12

It's real

Yeti · « **Reply #20 on:** August 09, 2008, 07:16:16 PM »

Who is PETA trying to appeal to here? Holy shit, they're practically alienating everyone with any common decency.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** August 09, 2008, 07:17:43 PM »

Do you even have to ask if this is real? You guys have heard of PETA before, right?

Crushed · « **Reply #22 on:** August 09, 2008, 07:20:22 PM »

Wait... the Canadian guy got partially eaten?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** August 09, 2008, 08:23:03 PM »

I had a BBQ steak tonight.

It was fucking glorious.

Boogie · « **Reply #24 on:** August 09, 2008, 08:28:32 PM »

And I heard that PETA tried to get this put in the local paper of the hometown of the victim.

FUCK PETA.

Crushed · « **Reply #25 on:** August 09, 2008, 08:37:48 PM »

Vampire bats are attacking innocent people and PETA is asking us to "respect" animals. Fuck that.

bork · « **Reply #26 on:** August 10, 2008, 01:13:49 AM »

What does PETA think about animals brutally attacking and eating other animals? It happens all the time; it's fucking nature, get over it. I've even seen documentaries on animals killing other animals with no relation to food-- just for the hell of it.

bork · « **Reply #27 on:** August 10, 2008, 10:59:24 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on August 10, 2008, 03:58:48 AM

i think the argument is that other animals don't know any better.

This one documentary I saw had the alpha male of the pack mercilessly killing a calf because it was born from another male. So bullshit I say, BULLSHIT!

duckman2000 · « **Reply #28 on:** August 10, 2008, 11:06:42 AM »

PETA fails to get it. I was a militant vegan once, but it had little to do with any inherit wrong with eating meat as such, and everything to do with poor treatment of live stock. These guys aren't going to push anyone into not eating meat because it's wrong, but if they refocused their efforts (and, at this point, renamed the organization) to informing people of the treatment of these animals, they would have success in perhaps changing that aspect of the industry. And that's not just a fucking guess either; after a special on animal transportation that aired in my homeland, the meat import market took a heavy hit. Food distributors were pressured into including country of origin on all meats, resulting in a general boycott of meat from continental Europe.

Sysgen · « **Reply #29 on:** August 10, 2008, 11:57:09 AM »

Soylent Green. Should make PETA happy.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #30 on:** August 10, 2008, 12:02:59 PM »

I don't care about the deaths of animals or humans. Eat that PETA.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #31 on:** August 10, 2008, 12:03:25 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on August 10, 2008, 11:06:42 AM

PETA fails to get it. I was a militant vegan once, but it had little to do with any inherit wrong with eating meat as such, and everything to do with poor treatment of live stock. These guys aren't going to push anyone into not eating meat because it's wrong, but if they refocused their efforts (and, at this point, renamed the organization) to informing people of the treatment of these animals, they would have success in perhaps changing that aspect of the industry. And that's not just a fucking guess either; after a special on animal transportation that aired in my homeland, the meat import market took a heavy hit. Food distributors were pressured into including country of origin on all meats, resulting in a general boycott of meat from continental Europe.

exactly. the treatment of animals bred for food is disgusting, and not just in a "boo-hoo" way, but in a "holy shit that is unsanitary" way. PETA could gain a lot of ground is they played that up instead of saying you're going to hell because you ate a burger. it's a real shame that there isn't another large organization out there that could knock them down and replace them.

Jansen · « **Reply #32 on:** August 10, 2008, 02:51:04 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on August 09, 2008, 07:20:22 PM

Wait... the Canadian guy got partially eaten?

i didn't know about that detail either.

fucking crazies man.

JustinP · « **Reply #33 on:** August 11, 2008, 03:34:06 AM »

unless they're naked PETA chicks, they shouldn't be heard or seen.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #34 on:** August 11, 2008, 11:26:30 AM »

Quote from: JustinP on August 11, 2008, 03:34:06 AM

unless they're naked PETA chicks, they shouldn't be heard or seen.

I love you.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #35 on:** August 12, 2008, 01:32:42 AM »

When I was really young and didn't know any better, I thought PETA was awesome. I think we need to reexamine how we keep and kill our chickens to eat, I don't like any slaughterhouse that tortures the animals they kill, and I don't eat veal or lamb.

But then I learned that animal rights is not the same as animal welfare.

Animal testing is needed for a lot of medicines and stuff we have. It's a good idea to make sure the animals are kept in a decent environment under testing and then euthanized humanely if necessary, but it's not a good idea to eliminate animal testing altogether.

Plus, extreme animal rights weirdos think that we should close all zoos and no one should ever have pets and shit like that. Correctly maintained zoos and aquariums are excellent resources for education, and great as a way of maintaining species that are extinct in the wild but not in captivity. And I won't ever let anyone tell me that I'm cruel to animals because I keep a cat as a pet--anyone who knows me, knows I love her as if she were my kid and that she has an excellent life.

tl;dr = PETA sux.

Crushed · « **Reply #36 on:** August 13, 2008, 01:39:38 AM »

PETA tells poor Mexicans that there is an abundance of rich fatty meats in the US, thinks that this will deter illegal immigrants.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #37 on:** August 13, 2008, 04:01:08 AM »

I only got a few paragraphs in. I can't stand any more lol.

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The billboards, in English and Spanish, would offer the caution: "If the Border Patrol Doesn't Get You, the Chicken and Burgers Will — Go Vegan."

"We think that Mexicans and other immigrants should be warned if they cross into the U.S. they are putting their health at risk by leaving behind a healthier, staple diet of corn tortillas, beans, rice, fruits and vegetables," said Lindsay Rajt, assistant manager of PETA's vegan campaigns.

I AM DYING LOLOLOL.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #38 on:** August 13, 2008, 04:02:40 AM »

They're kidding. They have to be kidding. What the fuck??

tiesto · « **Reply #39 on:** August 13, 2008, 09:48:27 AM »

Quote from: Crushed on August 13, 2008, 01:39:38 AM

PETA tells poor Mexicans that there is an abundance of rich fatty meats in the US, thinks that this will deter illegal immigrants.

and anyways... just gotten into eating veal and it's pretty good. Cute, cuddly lambs are the best meat though

ManaByte · « **Reply #40 on:** August 13, 2008, 02:16:29 PM »

Crushed · « **Reply #41 on:** August 13, 2008, 02:35:46 PM »

shouldn't you be next to a highway

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Author Topic: LOL PETA (Read 3311 times)