I just had to chase two punks off the property.

[muckhole]

Found 'em hanging out on our big dock. Little bastards. Fuck I hate stupid teenagers.

[Greatness Gone]

I love teenagers. They were just trying to have fun, they weren't trying to hurt you!

[Bildi]

Fuck I hate stupid teenagers.

This part of your post is somewhat redundant.

[demi]

I love teenagers. They were just trying to have fun, they weren't trying to hurt you!

Clearly you havent seen Funny Games

[Positive Touch]

some fucks trashed my parents' fence last week.   FUCKIN KIDS

[muckhole]

I love teenagers. They were just trying to have fun, they weren't trying to hurt you!

Then why were they climbing into one of my customers boats? Dumb twats, I say. Up to no damn good.

This part of your post is somewhat redundant.

It was added for extra flavouring, like saffron.

[Joe Molotov]

If you can't hit them before they get past your property line, just remember to drag them back across before you call the police.

[Bildi]

It was added for extra flavouring, like saffron.

Nice.

Maybe you could set a trap next time.  Then post here for suggestions on what to do with them.

[muckhole]

I can't run worth a shit anymore, but "big bald dude with the deep voice" coming towards them is usually enough. Problem now is I can't sleep, and I'm waiting to see if the stupid reprobates try to sneak back in.

It was added for extra flavouring, like saffron.

Nice.

Maybe you could set a trap next time.  Then post here for suggestions on what to do with them.

  I don't think even I am that cruel.

[Crushed]

You should run at them screaming gibberish in a deep voice. A big bald dude running at you screaming gibberish is one of the scariest things imaginable, even moreso when holding a large battering tool.

"BEEMOFOWLARMAAFAHDARFADARFIGOANAFUAGADAG"

[muckhole]

You should run at them screaming gibberish in a deep voice. A big bald dude running at you screaming gibberish is one of the scariest things imaginable, even moreso when holding a large battering tool.

"BEEMOFOWLARMAAFAHDARFADARFIGOANAFUAGADAG"

See, I want to scare them, not clean their poo off my property.

[Joe Molotov]

You should run at them screaming gibberish in a deep voice. A big bald dude running at you screaming gibberish is one of the scariest things imaginable, even moreso when holding a large battering tool.

"BEEMOFOWLARMAAFAHDARFADARFIGOANAFUAGADAG"

With clown makeup.

[Madrun Badrun]

It's true though.  In grade 8 me and my friends had a thing for climbing to the tops of schools.  Well this one time we mannaged to get a shopping cart up there with us and rolled it of the roof.  Some big guy who's back yard was next to the school came out wearing overalls with out a shirt and chased use around while wielding a hammer.

[cool breeze]

I usually break out glow sticks and start raving with them.

[muckhole]

I used to carry one of those big ass Mag-Lites, but I lost it. :'(

I usually break out glow sticks and start raving with them.

  These were more the "dirty lumber jacket" burnout types.

[Bloodwake]

I love teenagers. They were just trying to have fun, they weren't trying to hurt you!

Clearly you havent seen Funny Games

lmfao, just watched that movie

Good - the teenagers
Bad - that part where they goddamn leave for thirty minutes of screen time

[Brehvolution]

[abrader]

you just said "big dock" and "little bastards" in the same post

You wanted to fuck them no?

[muckhole]

No, I didn't WANT to fuck them.

But, "Spare the rod, spoil the child".   

[abrader]

but they were hanging on your big dock!

[muckhole]

but they were hanging on your big dock!

I think you missed the part where I subtley insinuated that I did, indeed fuck them.

[abrader]

Im picturing that your story played out like this

[youtube=425,350]poHtGdPjM5M[/youtube]

[Greatness Gone]

I think you missed the part where I subtley insinuated that I did, indeed fuck them.

That's hot.