Megan Richter: Probably raped

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/missing_girl_probably_raped

[MrAngryFace]

haha oh Onion

[Van Cruncheon]

"coming later: computer simulation shows what rape may have looked like"

[BobFromPikeCreek]

  The poll.

Being Raped And Tortured 46%

[MrAngryFace]

Her parents hold out hope, but the reporter agrees only to add that instead she may be wrapped in plastic

[Tauntaun]

"There's no semen on the walls."

[Joe Molotov]

"There's no semen on the walls."

"There's no semen SPRAYED on the walls."

The sprayed makes it even better. 

[Tauntaun]

"There's no semen on the walls."

"There's no semen SPRAYED on the walls."

The sprayed makes it even better. 

Yes, yes it does. 

[Crushed]

Didn't they have a story very similar to this where they used software to project that the missing girl would likely be a crackwhore?

[Himu]

"there no semen sprayed on the walls"

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Didn't they have a story very similar to this where they used software to project that the missing girl would likely be a crackwhore?

Yeah but that was about a runaway. This is completely different.

[Candyflip]

The entire video was worth it just for the computer simulation line at the end

[Human Snorenado]

That was hilarious, but check out the ticker at around the 1:50 mark:  "Sony to offer free Nintendo Wii with every Playstation 3 purchase."

[Tucah]

Computer simulation line was awesome.