Some fool could not return a camera, got real pissed, felt for the knife on his belt, thought better of it, threw the camera back in his cart, stormed the fuck out, hollering "WAL-MART MUST GET ITS GAS FOR FREE!"
Later on, his wife called, I told her that a man has needs and that she clearly wasn't fulfilling his to stop him from being so angry. She hung up on me, and I never saw her again.
I'm going to bed, evilbore.