Bigfoot body found?

[Crushed]

We'll see if it's a hoax or some kind of viral thing soon, but since the picture was "leaked"...

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 12, 2008
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND
DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a
PRESS CONFERENCE
to be held on
Date: Friday, August 15, 2008
Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm
Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. Menlo Park, California
Tom Biscardi, CEO

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.
Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:
*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.

http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/ga-gorilla/
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/ga-gorilla-pic/




Not sure what to think of it yet.

[Greatness Gone]

It's cute. :-)

I wonder if it would be able to mate/have sex with humans?!

[patrickula]

I want to believe...
But why do the press in California when the bigfoot's from Georgia?  And who associates sasquatch with Georgia anyway 

Probably some kinda hoax or viral I guess  :'(

[Crushed]

I want to believe...
But why do the press in California when the bigfoot's from Georgia?  And who associates sasquatch with Georgia anyway 

Probably some kinda hoax or viral I guess  :'(

Yeah, I know. But even if it is a hoax, it's a neat one. We'll see on the 15th.

And Skunk Apes are sighted in the south, mostly swamp areas. Maybe this one migrated!

[Joe Molotov]

Looks like a wet gorilla suit in a freezer.

[MrAngryFace]

I can't imagine that's how they would actually treat the corpse. Its like the mafia found bigfoot.

[pilonv1]

Looks like a wet gorilla suit in a freezer.

this is what i thought

[Vrolokus]

I can't imagine that's how they would actually treat the corpse. Its like the mafia found bigfoot.

 

Like the mafia found bigfoot, checked the books, and saw he screwed over a bookie.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Ah man, that stupid press conference is on my birthday. If this is a hoax I'll be upset and it will ruin my day.

[muckhole]

if this turns out to be another lame ass viral campaign....

That's the sad thing. These days, I just always assume that's what it is, because that's what it always turns out to be.

Ah man, that stupid press conference is on my birthday. If this is a hoax I'll be upset and it will ruin my day.

Never hinge your birthday happiness on evolved monkeys.

[Mupepe]

Whatever happened with that thing that washed up in Montak (I think?)?

[Mupepe]

Gay.

So basically no solid information has come up yet?  Why don't those jackasses turn it over to some scientists or something?  Or does that basically confirm that it's a hoax?

[Flannel Boy]

If they can find 125,000 Gorillas they didn't think were around, I'd say a small population of big foot could exist

It's not as if researchers believed there weren't any Western lowland gorillas; they simply underestimated how many of them there were. They still saw the gorillas, along with their nests, but made poor estimates, estimates which don't make the existence of another species, in a completely different habitat, any more likely. If scientists are wrong about how many penguins there are in the Antarctic, that wouldn't make the existence of pink unicorns in Russia any more likely.

[patrickula]

http://www.makeupandmonsters.com/FAKE_Bigfoot_stories.htm
Costume in a box? 

[Joe Molotov]

I called it.

[Crushed]

There's supposed to be a press conference in a couple of hours where they present results of some kind of test.

Looking more and more like a fake though.