Author Topic: I am now henceforth jacking off to Alicia Sacramone (Read 2477 times)

laesperanzapaz · « **on:** August 13, 2008, 03:51:44 AM »

jesus fuck stop browsing this forum and just google her name

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

warning, male essence within:

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-her face, so elegant in shape, her lips so slutty but not too much, her glowing fresh eyes so inviting, her long glistening hair so graceful in its folds and flows
-her legs so firm yet glistening in its powers to stretch and wring any which way, to grab hold and grasp any man's waist with powerful ease
-her upper body, so curvy, young [very young!], yet built to last, and built to show its womanhood
- her thighs so potent in its lust-inducing powers, firing up any man's imaginations of what tremendous sights may lie behind the gymnastic costume, imagine it shaved and sparkling with invitation

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Candyflip · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2008, 04:03:04 AM »

Obligatory

Raban · « **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2008, 04:06:23 AM »

What the fuck are you smoking?

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2008, 04:16:34 AM »

She looks like Mario Lopez in drag. Sorry.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:03:22 AM »

It's all about Shawn Johnson

Powerslave · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:25:45 AM »

look at the thick fudge of skin near her leg/ass

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2008, 08:37:05 AM »

Sweaty armpits

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2008, 09:51:22 AM »

Shes got like a cobra neck. From the front it looks wide, but from the side it looks thin. Its freaky.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2008, 09:55:58 AM »

Man, ya gotta wonder if all the chinese team is ACTUALLY at least 16 :/

I mean its China, they even faked the girl singing at the opening.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** August 13, 2008, 10:27:17 AM »

Quote from: Shell Beach on August 13, 2008, 09:55:58 AM

Man, ya gotta wonder if all the chinese team is ACTUALLY at least 16 :/

I mean its China, they even faked the girl singing at the opening.

The US coaches have been bleating about this for weeks now, and it was unbearably bad last night as I was watching the team competition. It would be one thing if they were actually pissed off, but they just want the option to run out their own 14 year olds.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** August 13, 2008, 10:28:59 AM »

Yeah, thats pretty much it. Apparently the REAL Olympic champs are all 14 years old haha

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11 on:** August 13, 2008, 02:01:08 PM »

God damn she is smokin!!

Wait...how old?!?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** August 13, 2008, 03:34:47 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 13, 2008, 02:01:08 PM

Wait...how old?!?

20.

Bacon · « **Reply #13 on:** August 13, 2008, 03:38:54 PM »

Quote from: anything on August 13, 2008, 06:25:45 AM

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look at the thick fudge of skin near her leg/ass

Imagine squeezing on to that whilst fucking her from behind.

You just know she is tight as fuck too.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #14 on:** August 13, 2008, 05:42:08 PM »

Quote from: Raban on August 13, 2008, 04:06:23 AM

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What the fuck are you smoking?

you fool

you dumb foolish fool

behold the glory you will never get to touch

then of course, there's this

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #15 on:** August 13, 2008, 05:44:23 PM »

oh and checkout youtube vids for more

Powerslave · « **Reply #16 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:22:52 PM »

she isn't that hot but if she came up to me and asked if I wanted to fuck with her I'd say sure.

Rman · « **Reply #17 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:43:03 PM »

Quote from: anything on August 13, 2008, 06:22:52 PM

she isn't that hot but if she came up to me and asked if I wanted to fuck with her I'd say sure.

That'll never happen, Powerslave.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:49:12 PM »

Tristam · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:52:00 PM »

zomg I think I remember that gif from some movie about an epic snow day. What was it called?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:52:41 PM »

I don't even know, I just stole that from a GAF thread.

Candyflip · « **Reply #21 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:52:48 PM »

Snow Day. lol.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:53:30 PM »

lulz that really is it

netflix'd

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:57:54 PM »

Is that Emmanuelle Chriqui?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #24 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:58:36 PM »

Yeah, Malek.

And she's 5'3" so hopefully she wouldn't mind a short guy.

GilloD · « **Reply #25 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:58:43 PM »

I dont get it

Tristam · « **Reply #26 on:** August 13, 2008, 07:00:30 PM »

She can look super fucking hot in some movies and photos and merely above average in others.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** August 13, 2008, 07:05:48 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on August 13, 2008, 06:58:43 PM

I dont get it

Powerslave · « **Reply #28 on:** August 13, 2008, 07:12:05 PM »

Quote from: Rman on August 13, 2008, 06:43:03 PM

Quote from: anything on August 13, 2008, 06:22:52 PM
she isn't that hot but if she came up to me and asked if I wanted to fuck with her I'd say sure.
That'll never happen, Powerslave.

I know, I would probably pass her up because she's mediocre and say 'outta my face' to her when she asks me.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** August 13, 2008, 07:13:43 PM »

Alicia Sacramone: Want to fuck?
Poweslave: Wait, you're not a man; outta my face.

Powerslave · « **Reply #30 on:** August 13, 2008, 07:14:50 PM »

I'm not into men, mayne

I really like "Poweslave" rename me to that the next time whenever

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #31 on:** August 13, 2008, 07:39:50 PM »

Malek

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #32 on:** August 13, 2008, 08:14:23 PM »

i prefer natalie, guys

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #33 on:** August 13, 2008, 08:21:59 PM »

I should make some GIFs from Closer.

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Author Topic: I am now henceforth jacking off to Alicia Sacramone (Read 2477 times)