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« Reply #1320 on: October 20, 2012, 05:43:50 PM »
It's jarring to see pics of vegetables in this thread.

Vegetables are delicious.   ???


But could you also write down what everything is maybe sunshine?

Sunshine?  SUNSHINE?! (Done and done.)
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« Reply #1321 on: October 21, 2012, 03:59:36 AM »
Had an "orange" themed dinner with my best friend today in celebration of Fall and Halloween.

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Roasted stuffed pumpkins, butternut squash soup, mashed sweet potatoes, and sausages



We're thinking about doing a purple and green theme next time.
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« Reply #1322 on: October 21, 2012, 12:57:30 PM »
Which restaurant is that, CG?

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« Reply #1323 on: October 21, 2012, 08:47:58 PM »
CG, how much money does a spread like that cost? The post above you pumpkin porn.
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« Reply #1324 on: October 22, 2012, 05:51:11 AM »
Which restaurant is that, CG?

It's at Kirala in Berkeley.
http://www.kiralaberkeley.com/kirala/kirala.html

CG, how much money does a spread like that cost? The post above you pumpkin porn.

It was about $180 after tips for three people. :|
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« Reply #1325 on: October 22, 2012, 01:38:26 PM »
That isn't much if there were drinks involved. I looked at the menu and it's priced very reasonably.
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« Reply #1326 on: December 02, 2012, 06:21:10 AM »
Time to revive this thread.

Quick salad of prosciutto, mozzarella, tomatoes, caperberries, arugula, lemon juice and olive oil


First time making palak paneer - could have used more cream, less ginger
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« Reply #1327 on: December 02, 2012, 08:17:45 AM »
i am making bacon-infused whiskey right now so sorry CG, YOU LOSE
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« Reply #1328 on: December 02, 2012, 09:16:01 AM »
I don't drink.  Does that mean I lose by default?   :'(
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« Reply #1329 on: December 02, 2012, 09:44:09 AM »
well, between that and your position on cilantro, it's not looking good I admit
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« Reply #1330 on: December 03, 2012, 01:51:24 AM »
I didn't use cilantro in that palak paneer either.
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« Reply #1331 on: December 03, 2012, 02:03:59 AM »
the baconwhiskey actually went down pretty smooth with some 86% chocolate. Would probably be better paired with something sweeter than 12yr old Macallan though.

I use cilantro (well, coriander) in Thai curry all the time...it makes the dish, frankly. Don't understand the hate. I only chop up a little to top it with though. Good with guacamole as well obvs
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« Reply #1332 on: December 03, 2012, 02:04:11 AM »
i am making bacon-infused whiskey right now so sorry CG, YOU LOSE
GOING TO TOKYO. BRB.

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« Reply #1333 on: December 03, 2012, 10:17:56 AM »
:bow  prosciutto :bow2

The king of meats.
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« Reply #1334 on: December 05, 2012, 11:41:15 PM »
etiolate tried Hawaiian food the other day:

kahlua pork and loco moco (minus the rice, add macaroni salad)



Egg was kind of overdone.  :-\
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« Reply #1335 on: December 19, 2012, 11:33:29 PM »


If Japan had real bacon, I'd do this.

I may need to visit that expensive meat shop. Their bacon looked real.

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« Reply #1336 on: December 19, 2012, 11:38:32 PM »
Japan has real bacon, but in this case the added sugar in the supermarket stuff is going to help rather than hurt surely
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« Reply #1337 on: December 20, 2012, 04:21:07 AM »


If Japan had real bacon, I'd do this.

I may need to visit that expensive meat shop. Their bacon looked real.

What does fake bacon look like?  :wtf
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« Reply #1338 on: December 20, 2012, 04:26:19 AM »
Japanese pigs make perfectly normal bacon. He just wants an excuse to eat muffins all day instead
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« Reply #1339 on: December 20, 2012, 04:29:31 AM »
Japanese pigs make perfectly normal bacon. He just wants an excuse to eat muffins all day instead
:lol

What does fake bacon look like?  :wtf
Most of it is quite thinly cut, and the color is somewhat grayish. Its brining/smoking process yields a result which tastes more like fatty ham than American bacon, which is more smoky.

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« Reply #1340 on: December 20, 2012, 04:38:41 AM »
like with the craft beer situation, Chrono is blaming the Japanese archipelago for a non-problem created solely by his poor foraging skills  :wag

Shall i go to the instagram well and show you all the awesome bacon i stuff in my maw nigh daily sir or shall you concede defeat like a gentleman
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« Reply #1341 on: December 20, 2012, 04:53:07 PM »
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Shall i go to the instagram well and show you all the awesome bacon

YES.
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« Reply #1342 on: December 21, 2012, 10:14:53 AM »



TACO MEAT

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« Reply #1343 on: December 24, 2012, 03:44:41 AM »
Potatoes...


Sausage...


Radishes....


Tomatoes and arugula...


Dinner!
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« Reply #1344 on: December 24, 2012, 03:51:24 AM »
We're making a winter squash risotto with pancetta and porcini mushrooms for Christmas dinner.
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« Reply #1345 on: December 24, 2012, 04:00:27 AM »
Sounds AMAZING!  :drool

EVERYBODY TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR CHRISTMAS FOOD!
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« Reply #1346 on: December 25, 2012, 03:00:10 AM »
Christmas Eve dinner:

simple caprese salad


tomato bisque


shishito peppers tossed with olive oil and coarse salt


medley of mushroom "chips"


mashed potatoes


mashed sweet potatoes


lobster


roast prime rib


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« Reply #1347 on: December 26, 2012, 03:42:17 PM »
Christmas dinner: Kabocha risotto with porcinis, pancetta and pine nuts.

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« Reply #1348 on: December 26, 2012, 03:49:26 PM »
Christmas Lunch grilled on a redneck homemade backyard pit...


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« Reply #1349 on: December 26, 2012, 07:36:15 PM »
:drool :drool :drool

Made lasagna and bacon and white bean soup for Christmas dinner (forgot to take pictures of the soup though).



Also, roasted chestnuts!
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« Reply #1350 on: January 06, 2013, 02:08:23 AM »
Pan seared some trout with rosemary, garlic and butter:

Blanched green beans, tomatoes, artichoke hearts and roast potatoes to the side.
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« Reply #1351 on: January 06, 2013, 02:30:51 AM »
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« Reply #1352 on: January 06, 2013, 02:49:19 AM »
I hate all of them too, PD.

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« Reply #1353 on: January 06, 2013, 02:53:41 AM »
WAT. WHY?!  >:(
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« Reply #1354 on: January 06, 2013, 03:03:56 AM »
Cause I eat like shit in comparison to the regular posters in this thread. :lol

I gotta learn to cook more stuff.

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« Reply #1355 on: January 06, 2013, 07:08:17 AM »
That's what this thread is for! :D
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« Reply #1356 on: January 06, 2013, 01:16:06 PM »
I was looking for this thread to post that ramen shit in, but couldn't find it. Thank CG. :drool


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« Reply #1357 on: January 06, 2013, 01:18:21 PM »
Pan seared some trout with rosemary, garlic and butter:
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Blanched green beans, tomatoes, artichoke hearts and roast potatoes to the side.

Looks delish. Now I want to make some fish :Drool

Unfortunately the fridge only has chicken, and the salmon is in the freezer!

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« Reply #1358 on: January 06, 2013, 03:02:13 PM »
crystalgemini is secretly some top chef.   

I just boiled some edamame...which is nice.  Fiber uppercut to my colon.


Nice work on the ramen, PL!

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« Reply #1359 on: January 06, 2013, 03:34:25 PM »
WAT. WHY?!  >:(

that fish  :-\

Were there bones inside?  :-\
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« Reply #1361 on: January 08, 2013, 05:16:58 AM »
Tandoori Chicken in Almond Tomato Butter Sauce



Also made lots of pics during my pure Paleo stint but sadly the picture quality of my mobile is to shitty to bother to upload them.
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« Reply #1362 on: January 08, 2013, 05:31:57 AM »
WAT. WHY?!  >:(

that fish  :-\

Were there bones inside?  :-\

Jesus PD it's a whole fish

So many people hate on fish cause of bones.

Maybe she took most of them out by cutting it open.
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« Reply #1363 on: January 08, 2013, 08:11:21 AM »
Tandoori Chicken in Almond Tomato Butter Sauce

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Also made lots of pics during my pure Paleo stint but sadly the picture quality of my mobile is to shitty to bother to upload them.

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« Reply #1364 on: January 08, 2013, 09:01:21 AM »
Fifstar - looks awesome! Pls share method/recipe
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« Reply #1365 on: January 08, 2013, 05:24:54 PM »
Thanks for the comments  :)

As for the preparation, you basically do the Tandoori Chicken and the Butter Sauce separately. If you have a favorite Tandoori Chicken recipe you can just use that.

Tandoori Chicken:

Take four chicken drumsticks, remove the fatskin and separate them at the joint. Make 3 deep cuts to each piece of meat. Marinate with 4 tablespoons citron juice, 1/4 teaspoon of chili and some salt.
Chop a 1cm piece of ginger, squash 2 garlic cloves and mix them with 300g yoghurt. Mix the yoghurt with 1 tesp of cumin, 1 tesp coriander, 1/4 tesp mace, 1/4 tesp curcuma, 1/4 ajowan and 1/2 tesp of garam marsala. I used a good quality tandoori marsala curry mix for this that I got for Christmas and it turned out great but if you like indian kitchen most of those spices get used quite often. To get the typical red color you can use red food colouring or some neutral tasting red spices. Cover the drumsticks with the yoghurt marinade, mix well and let it sit in the refrigerator for at least 6 hours.
Heat the stove to 180 °C and cook for 40 minutes. It's probably better and closer to the traditional recipe if you broil it or even use a charcoal grill, but it worked well just in the oven for me.


Butter Sauce

Soak 50g of ground almonds in 100ml warm water. Stew 2 tasp of garlic ginger paste (you can just mash some garlic and ginger if you don't have the paste at hand) in 2 tasp of butter, add 2 cans of chopped tomatoes, 4 cloves, 1/2 tasp chili powder and 3 scribed 3 cardamon seeds. Salt and let it simmer open for about 30 minutes until the texture is thick. You can do this perfectly while the chicken is in the stove.
Add 2 tasp of honey and 1 tasp of fenugreek. Remove the cardamon and the cloves if you can find them, I didn't bother ;).
Roast the soaked almond in about 50 grams of butter until the water has vaporized and the almond has a bright brown. Mix with the tomatoes, 150g cream and 1/2 tasp of pepper powder. Let the sauce cook shortly together, put the chicken pieces into the sauce and let them simmer for 5 minutes. Serve with chopped coriander (or cilantrilo if you're feeling cheeky).



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« Reply #1366 on: January 08, 2013, 08:11:10 PM »
 :(

I just ate 8 sticks of imitation crab cooked in margarine for dinner.
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« Reply #1367 on: January 08, 2013, 08:19:08 PM »
Interesting bit about the color there, Fifstar. I tried making tandoori chicken/butter chicken several times but the color never came out right unless i added way more chili than the recipe called for. In general I find indian cooking not worth the effort here. As much as I love it, the spices end up costing so much (most are only available in tiny bottles here...) it is cheaper just to eat out and have the pros do it for me.
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« Reply #1368 on: January 09, 2013, 04:06:53 PM »
:(

I just ate 8 sticks of imitation crab cooked in margarine for dinner.
I am so sorry. :(
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« Reply #1369 on: January 09, 2013, 06:47:26 PM »
:(

I just ate 8 sticks of imitation crab cooked in margarine for dinner.

i had Hot Tamales (the candy) for dinner  :'(
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« Reply #1370 on: January 10, 2013, 04:19:08 PM »
Why you gotta make me cry, PD?
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« Reply #1371 on: January 10, 2013, 09:55:12 PM »
Interesting bit about the color there, Fifstar. I tried making tandoori chicken/butter chicken several times but the color never came out right unless i added way more chili than the recipe called for. In general I find indian cooking not worth the effort here. As much as I love it, the spices end up costing so much (most are only available in tiny bottles here...) it is cheaper just to eat out and have the pros do it for me.

Yeah, not to mention the smell afterwards...

I'm so glad I moved like a 5 minute drive down the road from an awesome (although pricey) Indian restaurant. And I work near the biggest Indian area of the island.
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« Reply #1372 on: January 12, 2013, 01:26:28 AM »
Didn't take pics but I made some mujaddara (lentils, rice, and caramelized onions) tonight brehs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mujaddara


A patient made a dish of it for the office last month, and I decided to give it a whirl. I probably added too much salt but I managed to replicate it pretty well, just by looking up some recipes
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« Reply #1373 on: January 12, 2013, 03:53:55 AM »
Wow that looks really good.  I don't eat rice but I can make some for etiolate and rodi.
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« Reply #1374 on: January 12, 2013, 03:57:34 AM »
Make sure to use Basmati rice. Initially I was going to just use white but happened to pick some Basmati up at the grocery store earlier today; the flavor/smell is rather different from white rice
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« Reply #1375 on: January 12, 2013, 06:59:37 AM »
Made some octopus in butter, garlic and tomatoes tonight:
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« Reply #1376 on: January 12, 2013, 09:50:46 AM »
Goddamn!!

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« Reply #1377 on: January 12, 2013, 11:52:09 AM »
I don't even eat octopus but OMG

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« Reply #1378 on: January 12, 2013, 12:18:15 PM »
hmmm that dish looks like it could be really good as long as it isn't super chewy.  Did you do something to it to reduce itss chewiness? 

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« Reply #1379 on: January 12, 2013, 03:40:09 PM »
Thanks!

I actually usually tend to like chewiness but this octopus was not very chewy at all - more crisp.  Like you bite into it and it snaps - kind of like a good hot dog.  Didn't do anything special to it...just need to make sure it's FRESH.
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