Oh fudge I just walked about 80 flights of stairs

[GilloD]

So, I started running today. And I ran for about 25 minutes. I'm just about to go inside my apartment building when I notice this older (40ish) Chinese lady unloading her car. I ask if she needs help, she seems totally grateful.

This lady has a fuckload of stuff- About 16 garbage bags, 4 huge suitcases and 15 boxes of who knows. I'm relieved when I ask her what floor she lives on:

"Firss", she says, "firss flaw"

So I start taking her shit into the first floor. She stops me, "No" she says, "fourss floor".

"Fourss floor?"

She holds up four fingers- "Fourss floor".

Fourth floor. Fuck.

[Beezy]

fours floor

[muckhole]

 

You poor bastard.

Did you get laid for your heroism?

[muckhole]

Your Firss American Hero!

Fixeded

[TVC15]

This is why you shouldn't talk to people you don't know.  Especially if they look like they might have an accent.

[BlueTsunami]

I would'a Billy Madison'ed that shit

[cool breeze]

Look at it this way,

[laesperanzapaz]

hey you know there's a bright side to this:

[GilloD]

In my exhuasted state I forgot the best part of the story: She tells me she's a painter. So I'm all, "Oh, what doy ou paint" figuring she's like a hobbyist landscape painter or whatever.

It turns out she has like a PhD in BRAIN MELTING PSYCHADELIC EXPERIMENTAL PAINTING.

[Van Cruncheon]

did you stick it in her sweet and sour chicken?

[GilloD]

did you stick it in her sweet and sour chicken?

No, but I got a look at her General Tso.

[Van Cruncheon]

[CajoleJuice]

and then you showed her how to make kung pow

[Reb]

KUNG POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER