where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?

[Eric P]

is oil god's way of testing them too along with fossils?

[Reb]

God put it there, it's not that hard.

[duckman2000]

God works in mysterious ways. To question is to sin.

[Brehvolution]

Do you think they would settle with just 1 gimmick?

[Tauntaun]

The crushed bones of sinners.

[APF]

Blood of Iraqi children.

[Hollywood]

It comes from the earth's core mother fucker. Creationism once again shits on evolution. Enjoy fake science bitches!  :hehe :hehe

[Cormacaroni]

Many of them also believe that the earth was created exclusively for the use of mankind, so it's no stretch for them to believe that the oil was just put there for them by God as a convenience. This is why many of them have no problem with dumping chemicals in the sea etc. It's all ours to fuck with, don't need to worry about them coral reefs or dolphins.

[Fragamemnon]

They know it comes from the ground-how it got there is a debate full of science denial and cognitive dissonance. They don't care about consumption of it, either-they are pretty sure that Jesus will come back long before we even get close to running out.

[Fresh Prince]

Like bananas, oil is part of God's design.

[Flannel Boy]

From a gas station!

[bagofeyes]

from that iraq they is liberatin'

[Eric P]

Many of them also believe that the earth was created exclusively for the use of mankind, so it's no stretch for them to believe that the oil was just put there for them by God as a convenience. This is why many of them have no problem with dumping chemicals in the sea etc. It's all ours to fuck with, don't need to worry about them coral reefs or dolphins.

apocalyptism is such a waste

[jiji]

Here you go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiotic_oil

[drohne]

is there a fundie euphimism for 'fossil fuels'

if there isn't, can we invent one and see if it sticks

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