Wow - you guys need a clubhouse - like the get-along-gang

[abrader]

[youtube=425,350]mffBVAwsr8Q[/youtube]
see video

[GilloD]

That's not a real story.

[abrader]

That's not a real story.

Yes it is you qveer

Dont be more annoying that the stupid cunt from Target

[Joe Molotov]

A story about how Abrader cuts in front of some old lady at Target, she calls him out, and then he gets out of line and pays for it at the customer server desk with his tail between his legs just didn't have the same punch though.

[abrader]

Somehow you bitches are managing to be more annoying than the lady in Target.

[fistfulofmetal]

You spit on her kart and act like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Yeah, she was definitely the crazy bitch in this story.

[Tucah]

You spit on her kart and act like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Yeah, she was definitely the crazy bitch in this story.

This is basically what I was planning to say.

[TVC15]

You should have just shoplifted the batteries.

Who needs 10 9-volt batteries?  I think there are like two things I own that require them.  Are you some sort of pervert?

[demi]

Fake

[Vizzys]

next time buy some rechargeables

[Van Cruncheon]

You should have just shoplifted the batteries.

Who needs 10 9-volt batteries?  I think there are like two things I own that require them.  Are you some sort of pervert?

this. i couldn't follow the story because i couldn't stop wondering what sort of nutjob buys nine-volt batteries.

also: fake.

[duckman2000]

They still have 9 volt batteries? Aren't they for the older alarm clocks?

And paintball guns/loaders

[Fresh Prince]

You spit on her kart and act like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Yeah, she was definitely the crazy bitch in this story.

This and you spoke as if you were demented.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Wkyd

[abrader]

You guys need to get out more.

What is so 'fake' about this story? Would you really sit there and let her go on like that when a.) I didnt even cut in front of her and b.) she was a fucking psychopath

I will remind you that back when I was a performance artist I was king of laying down improv 'evil' esque lyrics just because thats my sense of humor. I have no problem drumming something up on quick order as I have done it live for years.

http://web.me.com/abrader/Site_2/Vocals_1.html

http://web.me.com/abrader/Site_2/fizzar.html

So whats so outrageous and fake here? I posted this to vent about how fucking obnoxious the lady was - once again you have proven that I >>>>> most of Evilbore.

When I was a rowdy teenager I would have headbutted the slut.

Wiliam Burroughs tought me that if I am not getting paid, I do not need to listen to crazy people rant.

I use 9 volt batteries for my wireless alarm sensors on my patio and my electric herb grinder.

[Human Snorenado]

And you people keep trying to say that abrader isn't a poster on the level of uselessness of, say, shake or TBS.  I don't get it.  He's a borderline distinguished mentally-challenged, possibly wealthy dude.  Who cares.

[abrader]

And you people keep trying to say that abrader isn't a poster on the level of uselessness of, say, shake or TBS.  I don't get it.  He's a borderline distinguished mentally-challenged, possibly wealthy dude.  Who cares.

I was wondering when you would come and boo hoo in my thread.

I excel beyond your existence is more ways that can be counted.

This is evidenced by your ongoing penis envy.

No - I wont show you my cock.

[Human Snorenado]

And you people keep trying to say that abrader isn't a poster on the level of uselessness of, say, shake or TBS.  I don't get it.  He's a borderline distinguished mentally-challenged, possibly wealthy dude.  Who cares.

I was wondering when you would come and boo hoo in my thread.

I excel beyond your existence is more ways that can be counted.

This is evidenced by your ongoing penis envy.

No - I wont show you my cock.

Uh huh.  You should spend less time trying to flame me and more time concentrating on important things to you, like remembering how to breathe and how to tie your own shoes.

[abrader]

And you people keep trying to say that abrader isn't a poster on the level of uselessness of, say, shake or TBS.  I don't get it.  He's a borderline distinguished mentally-challenged, possibly wealthy dude.  Who cares.

I was wondering when you would come and boo hoo in my thread.

I excel beyond your existence is more ways that can be counted.

This is evidenced by your ongoing penis envy.

No - I wont show you my cock.

Uh huh.  You should spend less time trying to flame me and more time concentrating on important things to you, like remembering how to breathe and how to tie your own shoes.

Take note - I do not post in your thread but you post in every one of mine.

If you never posted in my threads with your booo hoo hooo I wouldnt even know who you are.

[fistfulofmetal]

you're kind of an idiot, aren't you?

[abrader]

hhaa I am the REAL Evil Bore.

[abrader]

hhaa I am the REAL Bore.

Fixed.

you prolly should be

[Flannel Boy]

batteries....

cart...

gentleman....

dividers........

me...etc...

something....

I snapped...

country..."

services....

In your OP, you used ten ellipses, but not a single solitary period. Come on. . . .

also: fake.

[abrader]

batteries....

cart...

gentleman....

dividers........

me...etc...

something....

I snapped...

country..."

services....

In your OP, you used ten ellipses, but not a single solitary period. Come on. . . .

also: fake.

go call the MLA over it.

this isnt my homework assignment.

you dont deserve any more than SMS message quality boffings anyway so not sure why yer posting.

I am never impressed by you.

[TVC15]

hhaa I am the REAL Bore.

Fixed.

you prolly should be

If only time travel were possible, I'd make sure your father were.

Fixed.  RESPECT THE SUBJUNCTIVE!

[Flannel Boy]

go call the MLA over it.

this isnt my homework assignment.

you dont deserve any more than SMS message quality boffings anyway so not sure why yer posting.

I am never impressed by you.

Using an ellipsis after every sentence makes you sound like a hesitant 12-year-old girl. If that's what you're going for, then please continue.

Fixed.  RESPECT THE SUBJUNCTIVE!

 

[abrader]

Man I love when I make threads here and the natives go wilde....

Its always a suprise too as Il sit there and post a message over a long period of time while i do background stuff - thats why the elipses - but who the fuck cares? This cant be critical for anyone.

buwaaha I hope my bastardization of the english language makes your emo little eyeballs bleed!

SEE YOU NEXT TIME

[TVC15]

You're also using hyphens when you should be using emdashes.  smh, abrader.

[abrader]

I realize that some think its strange to have spit on the shopping cart of a ranting woman who you didnt mean to upset - but you just dont understand. She was going over the line - like suggesting that I am going to die because I stepped in front of her when she arrived so long after me that everyone in the vicinity thought she was out of her fucking mind. And I just kept ignoring her but she wouldnt shut the fuck up.


fucking ya

Dont let people be psychos around you!

[TVC15]

EMDASH!!!!

[abrader]

I especially dont like when they whip out the religion shit.

ITs creepy.

[Flannel Boy]

You're also using hyphens when you should be using emdashes.  smh, abrader.

He's also using them far too often.

He also needs to mix in some fuckin' apostrophes.

And needs to stop posting like Futami.

There's no need to start every single sentence in a new line.

Or is there . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[abrader]

You're also using hyphens when you should be using emdashes.  smh, abrader.

He's also using them far too often.

He also needs to mix in some fuckin' apostrophes.

And needs to stop posting like Futami.

There's no need to start every single sentence in a new line.

Or is there . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Welcommen Back Kotter

Way to kill the thread.

[abrader]

Your threads were killed as soon as you made them.

Even you have to admit that was worse than anything I have typed in my entire life.

YOUR THREADS WERE KILLED AS SOON AS YOU MADE THEM

Do me a favor - go outside in the middle of the street and start shouting that over and over till you get results.

You kno what I mean?

[TVC15]

Your threads were killed as soon as you made them.

I'm not pulling out any grammar books, but I think the subjunctive was not necessary here since it's not talking about a hypothetical of any sort.

[Positive Touch]

Here's an actual story about a crazy person:

While I was at work an old man asked me how much I made.  I told him (it was a very low amount), and he said "Well enjoy it while it lasts, but we all have to answer for our sins someday."  I smiled and walked away.  THE END

[Tauntaun]

Damn you guys are relentless on poor ol' abrader.  It's alright boo, just PM those penis picks.

[Reb]

Making up stories: official EB hobby.

[MrAngryFace]

So I just popped into Target for a 10 pack of 9 volt batteries....

as I was waiting in the checkout line this older irish lady walks up behind me as I am putting those little customer dividers down behind the stuff for the person in front of me, and behind my stuff so the irish lady walking up can start unloading her cart...

She starts to say "Well arent you just the gentleman...." which I guessed she was saying because I put down the dividers........

Then she went on to say "cutting in front me is very rude"

I look at her and ask what she is talking about - I point out that this is a line and she walked up behind me...etc...

She goes on to say "you must be from up north - nobody from the south is rude like that" followed by "I hope you dont drive as rude as your manners are - dont worry one day you will meet your maker and your master"

At that point I had to do something....see if this kooky bitch just would have went on with a delusional one liner I could have just ignored her, but now that she was getting all Highlander on me I snapped...

I turned around and spit on her kart and said in a freaky deep voice "dabulla dominocos seito DJUMARA KOLBOSS ANDROSS GJARMORA" (or something close to it)

She says "I could tell you are of the beast!"

I say "you psycho bitch I just made that up - it means nothing - now go away and stop talking to me - I do not need this kind of harassment just trying to buy some fucking batteries"

She says "I wont shut-up - last time I checked its a free country..."

So I just fucking left and paid for my batteries at guest services....

WTF?

I could expect this kind of shit from a homeless drunk high on crack - but CANT A MAN BUY SOME DAMN BATTERIES IN PEACE?

[bagofeyes]

what the fuck is going on here

[bork]

You kids play nice.

[MrAngryFace]

Haha what? We lock this stuff now? No.

[bork]

More like "haha, didn't mean to lock it.". iPhone plus bumpy car ride plus dodgy service area equals lolz.  Only wanted to lock that other topic

[T-Short]

[abrader]

I do think that this deserves some examination.

1.) I make a thread complaining about a fucking psycho lady that made me uncomfortable in a store. Threads that are pretty common on an off-topic message board. Kind if like when some of you make threads about a 4 yr old kicking your ass in SFII at the arcade, or some fat guy cutting you off in traffic on a unicycle.

2.) Emotions stir (as demonstrated by your posts - and haha Smoothe Groove made his own thread)

So guys - whats really on your mind?

was that your mom behind me in Target or something?

[bagofeyes]

I think its cause your story sounded like the delusional fantasy of a paranoid schizophrenic

[Reb]

Yeah, it all of us, definitely not you, absolutely not you. You're impeccable.

[abrader]

I think its cause your story sounded like the delusional fantasy of a paranoid schizophrenic

I think iv just come to the conclusion that most of you guys live in some backwoods dill ville or never leave the house.

Do you never encounter people like this? Its rare because I usually dont like to frequent public places - but it happens.

Where are you from? Paris Kentucky?

[bagofeyes]

My granddaddy was from hebron, kentucky

[abrader]

Yeah, it all of us, definitely not you, absolutely not you. You're impeccable.

No there is just a certain % of people here who react like you - you have an audit trail of this kind of animal attraction to me.

[abrader]

My granddaddy was from hebron, kentucky

Look so honestly - what part of the story sounds so crazy to you? The ladys bit or mine?

Hahah well I think if you knew me you wouldnt think my reaction is far fetched. I am not shy.

BTW - I think KY is a lovely place - I think you know what I mean by small towns and that a certain % of people who play video games are likely shut-ins who never get out. I think some of the user reactions are just as unstable as the lady in Target.

I certainly didn't leave last-night eventually goto bed and wake up expecting this to still be alive hahah.

[bagofeyes]

I thought it was a joke story once you said you spat on her cart and spoke in tongues

[abrader]

I thought it was a joke story once you said you spat on her cart and spoke in tongues

I didnt do it loud I didnt it deep and quiet - like a firm whisper

I didnt feel comfortable standing there with my back turned to her to be honest. Her tone was aggressive and she kept going on and on. If there was a security guard there he surely would have approached her to turn her off.

I think an unstable thing to do would have been to punch her or something. I just used some bullshit fake voodoo whatever made up words shit...and it didnt even work but the resulting dialog was notable.

haha the end

[abrader]

I also start talking fake Russian in public places when Spanish people excessively talk Spanish in a way that it hinders necessary communications.

[bork]

I also start talking fake Russian in public places when Spanish people excessively talk Spanish in a way that it hinders necessary communications.

You sound like perhaps you have a bit too much free time on your hands. 

[Human Snorenado]

I also start talking fake Russian in public places when Spanish people excessively talk Spanish in a way that it hinders necessary communications.

You sound like perhaps you have a bit too much free time on your hands. 

That's where the whole "distinguished mentally-challenged and possibly wealthy" thing comes into play.

[abrader]

I also start talking fake Russian in public places when Spanish people excessively talk Spanish in a way that it hinders necessary communications.

You sound like perhaps you have a bit too much free time on your hands. 

More like a small amount of free time poorly spent

[Tauntaun]

I also start talking fake Russian in public places when Spanish people excessively talk Spanish in a way that it hinders necessary communications.

You sound like perhaps you have a bit too much free time on your hands. 

More like a small amount of free time poorly spent

Let me know when you're in NYC next, we'll get into some wacky zany situations and then write about it on EB and have them tell us we're nuts, cept this time the Taun will be with you. 

[Reb]

Anal sex is not wacky and zany.

[Tauntaun]

Anal sex is not wacky and zany.

Dude, come on.

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