So I was at Gamestop to hang out like all the cool kids do
I was in the back corner of the story rubbing myself while looking at the back of a used copy of Ar Tornelico, and some fat little asian kid came up to me and asked what I was doing?
I figured if I ignored him, he'd go away.
Then he went and called out across the store, saying "Daddy, he's doing something he shouldn't be doing."
At this point I had to do something. I quickly crushed an empty soda can and bent it in half, creating many jagged edges which I used to scrape the fuck out of the kid's face and gouge at his eyes. After he was blinded, I turned him around and dropped trou, all while ripping off his pants. I bent him over one of those wire mesh used bins filled with 900 copies of 2+ year old sports games and just went to town, Space Moose style. I also spit on the back of his head.
But then the cheap mesh bin started to sway and give, and the whole thing eventually collapsed, causing a sea of copies of Madden 2001 for XBox to spill fucking everyone. We all had a good laugh and I went home to play Mana Khemia.
