worst morning ever

[drohne]

i wake up at like 4:30 from disturbing sex dreams

i find that the light is burnt out

fumbling around for a new bulb, i drop one and then have to clean up broken glass half-asleep in the semidark

anyway it turns out that the problem is the lamp rather than the bulb

so i sit around thinking in the dark for an hour or so, and after that my morning shower failed to do anything for me

let's see if coffee and cigarettes work

[Akala]

I was expecting worse. Sounds like you just need to get laid.

[CajoleJuice]

you're gonna come home to a dead 360



and dead ps3

[bagofeyes]

so what did you think about in the dark?

[Eric P]

you're gonna come home to a dead 360



and dead ps3

and dead hookers

[Tauntaun]

i wake up at like 4:30 from disturbing sex dreams

i find that the light is burnt out

fumbling around for a new bulb, i drop one and then have to clean up broken glass half-asleep in the semidark

anyway it turns out that the problem is the lamp rather than the bulb

so i sit around thinking in the dark for an hour or so, and after that my morning shower failed to do anything for me

let's see if coffee and cigarettes work

Were you being done up the butt? 

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[bagofeyes]

also, is that bon jovi in your avatar?

[Akala]

share the dream, so that we might help you.

unless it was a furry dream. it would explain the 'worst morning ever' part, but lie about it anyway.

[CajoleJuice]

you're gonna come home to a dead 360



and dead ps3

and dead hookers

THAT'S NOT A DEAD HOOKER!!!

[Human Snorenado]

you're gonna come home to a dead 360



and dead ps3

and dead hookers

THAT'S NOT A DEAD HOOKER!!!

I've never SEEN so many dead hookers!

[CajoleJuice]

Lord knows I have...

[muckhole]

let's see if coffee and cigarettes work

They always work. Breakfast of champions.

[drohne]

difficult to describe why the sex dreams were disturbing. i don't know -- the physical clumsiness associated with dreams, people shifting identity weirdly, false awakenings in strange rooms. either you've had dreams like that or you haven't

in any case the all-purpose remedy worked: coffee, cigarettes, and reading 70 or 80 pages of a good book

[Tauntaun]

difficult to describe why the sex dreams were disturbing. i don't know -- the physical clumsiness associated with dreams, people shifting identity weirdly, false awakenings in strange rooms. either you've had dreams like that or you haven't

in any case the all-purpose remedy worked: coffee, cigarettes, and reading 70 or 80 pages of a good book

I knew you was doing a dude.

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homo

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I can make your dreams come true, call me. 

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/no homo

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[Smooth Groove]

Sounds like a TVC experience. 

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[Fragamemnon]

Sounds like a TVC experience. 

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Sort of , the real TVCxperience would have involved some form of vomiting or at least a toilet tantrum. Also, more Advil.

[TVC15]

Were you dreaming about following abrader into a truck stop bathroom with a bucket full of anal beads, a hot curling iron, a can of Aqua Net Super Hold hairspray, and a boom box blaring Posion?  Because that's one of my favorites.

[MrAngryFace]

DIRRRRRTY WORK

[demi]

drohne was probably humping his PS3

I read your posts dude... admit it

Freak

[WrikaWrek]

I was expecting something like "My ps3 didn't turn on".

Well, i gotta say it's not as pathetic but still, lol at your "worst morning ever" 

[Tristam]

My worst morning ever was when a kidney stone woke me up at 4:30.

[Oblivion]

Forget about your shitty morning and tell us more about your awkward sex dreams.

[Smooth Groove]

drohne was probably humping his PS3

I read your posts dude... admit it

Freak

 

[recursivelyenumerable]

big deal.  I woke up this morning from agitated dreams to find myself transformed in my bed into a monstrous vermin

[laesperanzapaz]

by the way, bon jovi sucks

[Candyflip]

big deal.  I woke up this morning from agitated dreams to find myself transformed in my bed into a monstrous vermin

I see what you did there