Author Topic: My NEW roommate :sigh (Read 1253 times)

Beardo · « **on:** August 17, 2008, 10:49:38 AM »

So I finally got a new place and a new roommate. I thought all my bad experiences with roommates were over. The new guy is a PHD student i middle eastern studies. I thought that since he was a PHD student he would be a little more mature.

I came home from the grocery store yesterday to find him sleeping butt naked in his bed with his door wide open. He was facing the other way so his ass was just like right there!

Today when I got back from my girlfriends apartment I notice that all my bananas are gone! I just got them yesterday and all 6 of my bananas are gone. The worst part is that all the banana peels are all over the apartment (instead of in the trash).

Are there any normal people in this world?

bagofeyes · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2008, 10:51:39 AM »

So first you talk about his naked body, and then branch onto wanting some bananas. Closet homo. Case closed.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2008, 11:13:38 AM »

yeah, i'm gonna side with bagofeyes here

diagnosis: wilde homo

cool breeze · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2008, 12:01:51 PM »

Tell him to not leave peels around the house. When it comes to sleeping in the nude, just don't bother with it. It is his room.

Candyflip · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2008, 12:04:35 PM »

Was his ass hairy?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2008, 12:18:29 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on August 17, 2008, 10:51:39 AM

So first you talk about his naked body, and then branch onto wanting some bananas. Closet homo. Case closed.

Tucah · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2008, 12:24:56 PM »

Yep, discussion of his ass + banana = homo.

Beardo · « **Reply #7 on:** August 17, 2008, 12:27:52 PM »

He probably is gay. He has a sign above his bed that says "Mamma knows best"

Powerslave · « **Reply #8 on:** August 17, 2008, 12:35:47 PM »

I bought bananas today

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** August 17, 2008, 12:40:09 PM »

Quote from: anything on August 17, 2008, 12:35:47 PM

I bought bananas today

I would have given you one for free

Capitan Futuro · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2008, 12:41:34 PM »

Ask if you can eat his banana instead.

Powerslave · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2008, 12:43:45 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 17, 2008, 12:40:09 PM

Quote from: anything on August 17, 2008, 12:35:47 PM
I bought bananas today
I would have given you one for free

lets have cybersex on msn again ok

inoperative · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2008, 03:23:01 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

i would hit it

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muckhole · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2008, 08:56:03 PM »

Too bad, man.

Either way, sounds like your roomate had an awesome weekend.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** August 18, 2008, 02:28:29 AM »

There is a little voice in every man, that will shout out when the brain begins creating a dialogue bridge between the subject of his ass, and anything that can easily fit in it.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #15 on:** August 18, 2008, 10:25:05 AM »

Quote from: Shell Beach on August 18, 2008, 02:28:29 AM

There is a little voice in every man, that will shout out when the brain begins creating a dialogue bridge between the subject of his ass, and anything that can easily fit in it.

"/no homo"

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #16 on:** August 18, 2008, 10:27:57 AM »

Because he's a PhD student, you should ask him to play doctor

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** August 18, 2008, 10:43:18 AM »

You should buy more bananas and if you catch him sleeping naked again ram sum up his butt.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** August 18, 2008, 11:01:16 AM »

wake him up with homemade waffles and a handjob. show a little human charity, fer chrissakes!

muckhole · « **Reply #19 on:** August 18, 2008, 12:16:24 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on August 18, 2008, 10:43:18 AM

You should buy more bananas and if you catch him sleeping naked again ram sum up his butt.

I just presumed that's where the first six went. Who eats six bananas in one day?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** August 18, 2008, 12:28:38 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on August 18, 2008, 12:16:24 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on August 18, 2008, 10:43:18 AM
You should buy more bananas and if you catch him sleeping naked again ram sum up his butt.

I just presumed that's where the first six went. Who eats six bananas in one day?

Ugandans.

muckhole · « **Reply #21 on:** August 18, 2008, 12:29:55 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on August 18, 2008, 12:28:38 PM

Ugandans.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #22 on:** August 18, 2008, 12:46:21 PM »

Do you have pictures of him? Post them, and I'll tell you if you should blow him.

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Author Topic: My NEW roommate :sigh (Read 1253 times)